Rest in Peace, Mama Ralph. -

[Tom Myers]

This is funny, but I don't think Sandra deserves this.

 

[AnOminous]

Sandra Renee Ralph
September 1, 1957 - May 16, 2021

It's not really fair because she was probably in end-stage kidney failure when this picture was taken, but she looked like Tommy Tooter if he actually trooned.

 

[Hüftpriester]

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This is funny, but I don't think Sandra deserves this.

Two developmentally disabled sons!?! Ralph noooooo!

This is actually kind of sad. Sandra probably preferred taking an uber to dialysis, so she could relax and talk to Joy about her glory days as groupie for some unknown hair metal band. Rather than making small talk with Ralph and worrying he is still drunk from the night before.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

The obituary is up on the West Memphis funeral home page.

https://www.rollerfuneralhomes.com/memorialpage.asp?id=59336&locid=31

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Sandra Renee Ralph
September 1, 1957 - May 16, 2021

Sandra Briggs Ralph, beloved mother, sister, daughter, and a friend to everyone she knew, passed away at the age of 63 on May 16th, 2021 in Richmond, VA.

Sandra was born September 1st, 1957, in West Memphis, Arkansas to Jack and Clessie Briggs, who both preceded her in death. She attended West Memphis High School before attending Arkansas State University, where she majored in accounting before then achieving her Masters in Business Administration (MBA) at the same institution. She went on to a 35 year career as an internal auditor, where she mentored and inspired colleagues across the country. Sandra was passionate about her work and proud of her many accomplishments, but she was even more proud of the people she helped along the way. Seeing them shine was one of the major joys in her life.

Sandra loved animals, she loved rock music, and she loved movies. In her youth, she loved being in the marching band and she would talk about those days often. She loved her college and she loved where she was from. She loved her days with the band Snow, whose members she counted among her friends. Sandra Briggs Ralph just loved life in general. Even when she may have felt down herself, she went out of her way to boost others. She had many health struggles in later years, but she always kept her same sunny demeanor. Even though her friends and family are of course devastated by her sudden passing, they know she would want them to carry on in the way that she did during her life.

Her sister Anna, who she adored, also preceded her in death. She is survived by her sons, Ethan and Evan, whom she always put first, no matter what. Another beloved sister, Gina, also survives her.

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I think that means she was a groupie and let these guys bang her.

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Funny, I didn't see shit in this that mentioned Ronnie.

EDIT: Why did her middle name change from "Briggs" to "Renee"? Huh?

 

[GL09]

Sandra was passionate about her work and proud of her many accomplishments, but she was even more proud of the people she helped along the way. Seeing them shine was one of the major joys in her life.

What a disappointment Ralph must have been.

It's not really fair because she was probably in end-stage kidney failure when this picture was taken, but she looked like Tommy Tooter if he actually trooned.

Now you know where Ralph got his good looks.

 

[High Tea]

It's not really fair because she was probably in end-stage kidney failure when this picture was taken, but she looked like Tommy Tooter if he actually trooned.

Why wouldn't he put a picture of her dressed like a professional during her work era or a pic when she was young? People don't want to be remembered old or sick.

 

[Fslur]

Her sister Anna, who she adored, also preceded her in death. She is survived by her sons, Ethan and Evan, whom she always put first, no matter what. Another beloved sister, Gina, also survives her.

Ralph wrote the Obituary. Leaves out that she’s survived by her grandson. Interesting.

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[High Tea]

Ralph wrote the Obituary. Leaves out that she’s survived by her grandson. Interesting.
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If he did it himself, that's more understandable why it's the way it is. A second one that a little more time is taken on might be more cohesive. Funeral homes usually have people who help with the obits so they are uniform in the press. Tough to do if it's not something you do every day.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Dispatch offer his condolences

Robi giving a heartfelt message that makes us tear up for the passing of Sandra.

 

[Call 555-HYPE]

Sargon puts aside years of animosity to leave a lovely message for the dearly departed:

 

[Sam Losco]

Ralph wrote the Obituary. Leaves out that she’s survived by her grandson. Interesting.
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Knew it. Reeked of his awful writing.

Dispatch offer his condolences
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Robi giving a heartfelt message that makes us tear up for the passing of Sandra.
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Man, what stand-up guys. I wonder of CRP is going to leave a nice message.

 

[MeltyTW]

Man, what stand-up guys. I wonder of CRP is going to leave a nice message.

lmfao or another load on a relative of an enemy of his.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Ethan is furious at people for "vandalizing" his mothers obituary, even though he should've have expected this to happened the moment he sent the linked.

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[AnOminous]

Ethan is furious at people for "vandalizing" his mothers obituary, even though he should've have expected this to happened the moment he sent the linked.

What does he expect the way he acts? Has the fucker ever shown respect for a single other person? You reap what you sow.

 

[Vetti]

Condolences from Corey Barnhill, Randall "Rad" Roberts, and Shannon Gaines respectively. Also archived the page as is, since it sounds like Ralph might get these scrubbed.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Ralph has wiped away the true and honest condolences from his former enemies like Xander and Sargon.

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[AnOminous]

Ralph has wiped away the true and honest condolences from his former enemies like Xander and Sargon.

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Wow, what a colossal piece of shit. They should have just told him his mom is sucking cocks in Hell.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Imagine being out-done in terms of emotional maturity by fucking SARGON.

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

The Dread Pirate Ralph would go on very long distances to get that very long regional act dick confirmed.

 

[RichardRApe]

Hey is this real? A joke? Anyone know if this is where they're gonna have the funeral?