Return of Kings and Roosh V / Roosh Vorek / Daryush Valizadeh - Thread #2: Return of Douches. NPC Roosh, Hater of Human Female Buttocks & also just Human Females in General.

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Religion Roosh is unsettling and cringe.

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A Logging Company

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Orthodox larping? Lol, isn't this dude Iranian?
His mother was Arminian and he was originally raised Orthodox.
I've readen about him years ago when he wanted to legalize rape or something.

Is it true he makes a living from selling guidebooks about.... er.... well, getting girls at the clubs?
Yes, yes he did. He wrote one of the most clinical, dry books I've ever read about picking up girls at nightclubs which I did find helpful but has disowned his past and now want men to save it for marriage.
 

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I've readen about him years ago when he wanted to legalize rape or something.

Is it true he makes a living from selling guidebooks about.... er.... well, getting girls at the clubs?
Not really, he made a sarcastic, satirical piece in which he joked about legalizing rape, and the liberal news sites took it to the Nth degree.

He's pretty cringe though. He made his entire career about fucking as many women as possible, going to nightclubs etc, now he's this "man of god?" dont have sex until marriage guy?
he even said he wanted to become a monk. I guess he wants to film that experience too for the views, then say "oh thats not for me" and go back to what ever the main thing

I think its an attempt to latch onto the rise in religion and 4chan culture and sell books and get donations.
His newest videos are pretty fucking hilariously retarded, calling jews "spiders" and "Aliens". I cant believe people give him money. the way he talks sounds like an owen benjamin clip. He sounds like someone who cant speak english, constantly pausing and putting words together very oddly, which is very weird as he claims he has a degree in microbiology from UMD (top US public university)..

His stream is the new very lazy fad among the right of doing daily talk shows of watching other peoples videos and rambling about the same right wing shit (jooooos, demographics, women evil). Although he has started autistic videos of US towns interjected with him rambling about the same shit.
He has very low camera quality too

He has latched onto E Micheal Jones, the catholic public figure who wrote a book about "da joos" and now trying to get the groyper movement and Nick Fuentes, now that he has 70k subs and who probably makes $300k/year easy off his donations and superchats

I'll give it to him though, he doesnt blow up easily or at all compared to other lolcows, and remains calm in the face of trolls. He is also great at getting press out by, i hate to use the word, "triggering" the liberal media
 
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When I was a high school lad I read Return of Kings and thought it was brilliant. :(

I never adopted the woman-hatred, though. Nor attempted to put their ideas into practice.

(Also, Roosh should be lynched.)
 

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This thread just seems to be femcels festering in hatred.

Old roosh i would make fun of as a cringe materialist teaching indians how to sexually harrass women, but his advise does work if you arent a complete social retard. Calling him a 'rapist' because he was able to effectively manipulate hundreds of women into sex is funny.

Im glad Roosh is trying to change. I believe in spiritual redemption.

I don't believe its a 'con', if he fails but acknowledges his failure I wont hold it against him

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Apparently old Rooshy’s better now and is pulling the old fundie cliche of declaring the Coronavirus a punishment from god. It’s like being back in the noughties, so nostalgic.

Also, his beard is hideous. It looks like a mix of pubes and vacuum cleaner fluff. Gotta love the toilet paper piled up on the kitchen counter too. Where does he shit? In the sink?:

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Apparently old Rooshy’s better now and is pulling the old fundie cliche of declaring the Coronavirus a punishment from god. It’s like being back in the noughties, so nostalgic.

Also, his beard is hideous. It looks like a mix of pubes and vacuum cleaner fluff. Gotta love the toilet paper piled up on the kitchen counter too. Where does he shit? In the sink?:

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I wouldn't be surprised if he pisses in it.
 

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Roosh makes me wonder if more alt-lite types will peel the mask off and reveal themselves to be the same sort of fundie retards that people made fun of right through the Bush years.
 

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Roosh makes me wonder if more alt-lite types will peel the mask off and reveal themselves to be the same sort of fundie retards that people made fun of right through the Bush years.

Give him credit for being ahead of the snake oil curve. He was one of the first to go big into the red pill snake oil and got himself a big following and moneyz as a result. He clearly thinks the new growth area for edgy self help books is eastern inflected, pussy obsessed, religious doom pilling. This is worth keeping an eye on as he has successfully predicted the trend in dudely self help before.

I suggest you open a blog recycling this shit now, spew it on the appropriate subreddits, and make sure you have a presence in this shit before it becomes a boom industry. You want that early mover advantage rather than trying build clout at the peak of the BS.
 

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