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I can't stand most types of beer save for one specific type I had back in Ohio. And it's likely all other alcohols will just taste like nail polish of various kinds.
 

felix el gato

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I have an amazing memory. I have my credit cards all memorized so if I’m ever in a pinch (or too lazy to get up and find it), I can just pick it out of my head. It doesn’t take me long either.. I learnt the pokémon rap in like 15 minutes and taught myself ESL (just the alphabet ofc) in an hour.
 

Crankenstein

The good doctor.
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The ending of Care Bears The Movie 2 when the Forever Young song plays makes me cry. I am a grown man and did not see the movie as a child.
 
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FuckedUp

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I nearly got diagnosed with autism as a toddler because I was ostensibly well-behind in speech development, until I suddenly started speaking a full year ahead developmentally around my third birthday.
Four years later I took the WISC-IV and did better on Comprehension (literally questions on social awareness) than the other verbal subtests, pretty much proving I'm not genuinely autistic. Though my overall performance pretty strongly suggested I have ADHD, but I never got diagnosed.
 

Cod of War

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When I around 10, my friend, my brother and I broke into the local college to print Dragon Ball Z pictures so we could trace them. I also looked up DBZ porn.
 
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LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]

I try so hard and got so far
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I enrolled in mechanical engineering and was there for almost 2 years, still to this day i have no idea what a mechanical engineer even does, got convinced by family to do it because i was a straight A student and was supposed to "pick something smart" even though i hate math and never had any inclination for anything STEM. Cant believe i actually spend months studying for the admition test on the countrie´s hardest university for a career i never gave a shit about.
 

Gorlax

Let’s go fill the internet with crime, come on!
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I like the feeling of being constipated. It has nothing to do with scat fetishes or anything sexual at all. I just like the feeling of fighting against my bowel contractions, I imagine its comparable to people who feel good after a work out.
Don’t bother shaming me. Unlike you plebeians, my bowels have been trained since childhood to be so accustomed to restriction that I have literally never felt the urge to shit in public. So take that to your next bathroom break.
 

madethistocomment

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My best friend is related to Adolf Eichmann. At first I thought she was bullshitting me when she told me, but I looked him up and sure as shit, she, her dad, and her brother all look like carbon copies of him. Their eyes especially are the exact same as his. Kinda freaky ngl.
 
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Bloitzhole

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My best friend is related to Adolf Eichmann. At first I thought she was bullshitting me when she told me, but I looked him up and sure as shit, she, her dad, and her brother all look like carbon copies of him. Their eyes especially were the exact same as his. Kind freaky ngl.
You are looking into a facsimile of the face that coined the phrase "the banality of evil", that's kinda cool and horrifying in a way.

I threw a home made "tarte classique" (the softest pie possible essentially, mostly cream and a very soft base) in a teacher's face on the last day of the semester before leaving that particular school because I really, REALLY couldn't stand that person.

I then went on a 2 week graduation holiday with all my old mates so that whoever might take issue would have time to cool down.
 
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