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FuckedUp

Done with this autism chamber
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I've had coffee since I was four years old (no, it didn't make me hyper). Not sure if that contributes to the fact that I need five big cups for it to have any impact on sleep deprivation. I'm not addicted to coffee though; I pretty much only have it when tired.
 

Sped Xing

!Bigfoot! sightings please call 908-314-7784
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For me it wasn't that Episode 3 was that bad, it's just I don't feel like going to a theater to see a movie now. Especially not in 2021 with mandatory "face masks".
Oh THAT Star Wars movie. I thought you meant The Last Jedi. I turn over my king; that's impressive.

TFA was the last Star Wars movie to come out while I still had to go on dates. I hate theaters. And dating. And women.
 

Yuuichirou Kumada

Second chaddest simp in anime
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I spent my childhood in Chile, and the place I lived was right between two infamous events: a supposed apparition of the Virgin Mary to the west, and a tremendous train crash that killed over 100 people to the east.

In the place where Saint Mary supposedly appeared was built a monastery/spiritual retirement place, and a popular pilgrimage sanctuary. In the place where the train accident happened, all there is to remember the happening is a memorial space.

Other than that, my childhood was fairly uneventful.
 

Nathan Higgers

You can call me Nate.
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Back in school, a couple of friends and I used to be huge fans of the band Dark Tranquility. To save time when discussing the band, we called them "Dark Tranny". That was before we knew what the word tranny even meant.

Now I cannot listen to this band without having the image of some nigger troon flash in my head.
 

Ginger Piglet

Burglar of Jess Phillips MP
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Back in school, a couple of friends and I used to be huge fans of the band Dark Tranquility. To save time when discussing the band, we called them "Dark Tranny". That was before we knew what the word tranny even meant.

Now I cannot listen to this band without having the image of some nigger troon flash in my head.

Older petrolheads and custom car enthusiasts refer to overhauling their tranny or getting a proper manual tranny installed. Visions of drag queens being bolted into hotrods spring to mind.
 

mario if smoke weed

I'm super duper, with a big tuper.
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I took Japanese in college - two classes - and got As in both.
(And it wasn't because anime, it was because I was going to major in linguistics at the time and didn't want to take more Spanish)
 

Alex Krycek

Data Pagan &/or Cyber Vegan
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I probably already posted this somewhere and a few of you know this but I'm actually a Hipster.

I have a beard, I drink cheap beer, smoke camels, dress like it's the 90s, listen to obscure music, and prefer organic food. I date Latin or Asian women pretty much exlusively and I love Soccer. Not gonna lie, the only reason I got into lolcow shit is because I have a fucked up sense of humor and Newgrounds was the place for that when I was 12. I always say ADF was my first cow and in a lot of ways he was, but the Immortality Rings guy Alex Chiu actually was. My humor is so sadistic it's actually been the cause of a few friendships falling apart. People think I'm cruel for laughing at the things I do and that's partially the cause of me hating SJW shit is that I can't laugh like I used to. Honestly I'm a pretty tolerant person so long as nobody is actually hurting anyone else. I just like joking about shit and having a good time.
 

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