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[Curt Sibling]

I'm typing this while wearing my suit made out of hipster skin.

 

[Odnovo]

I've never called anyone a racial slur in my whole life, outside of my father.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

I’m a liberal.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I've never called anyone a racial slur in my whole life, outside of my father.

Is there a hidden achievement that I am unaware of ?

 

[Odnovo]

Is there a hidden achievement that I am unaware of ?

It happened back in 2010 when I came back home from graduate school and my father wouldn't stop chimping out and abusing me because he was afraid of losing control. I ended up having a nervous breakdown after a couple of weeks and I ended up calling him a "white nigger" to his face.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I'm really racist equality

 

[kidsquid]

I've lived in four different countries, and depending on if you count Cyprus as being Asia or Europe, two different continents.

I once partially dislocated my hip when I was in a museum in Edinburgh by simply walking around when I was a teen. It popped back into place after I hobbled around a bit and hasn't given me (much) bother since.

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

I’m pretty short for a guy (5’4)

 

[Fools Idol]

I can juggle.

 

[Aaa0aaa0]

Sending multiple people EXTREME MEATPUNKS FOREVER was the first time I helped someone pirate a video game.

 

[2d6]

I don't even like basketball that much.

 

[yasscat]

EXTREME MEATPUNKS FOREVER

that's gotta be a word filter.

 

[Aaa0aaa0]

that's gotta be a word filter.

You sweet summer child.

 

[yasscat]

You sweet summer child.

...I could've done without knowing of that.

 

[horrorfan89]

I wake up with no girlfriend! Reese's puffs for dinner!
Im talking shopping sprees on steam!
24/7 no girlfriend is it me? Is it me?

 

[yasscat]

I got my new glasses yesterday, and ordered my new prescription sunglasses today :3

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I'm engaged.

 

[yasscat]

I'm engaged.

congrats!

 

[Stormy Daniel's Lawyer]

I really want my wife to stop talking politics.

 

[NashaWriter]

I have a Masters in Linguistics.....not because I wanted to work in the field, I just nerd-out about language (and the history of) constantly.

Tho, most people wouldn't assume that due to my Baltimore-accent and weak R's....I sound like I lived under power lines my entire life.