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Count groudon

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i have what I can only think to describe as mild perfectionist tendencies. Like, whenever I officially fuck something up I’ll just take it in stride and learn what I can for next time, but when it comes to small shit I already know how to do I will autistically fidget with it until my mind considers it juuust right and it won’t let me stop until it is. I’ve gotten in trouble for this bullshit quite frequently at work.
 
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For ages when I was little, whenever I heard something about Satan, the devil, etc. I'd think of someone saying "i'm THE DEVILLLLLLLLLL" in an over-the-top aggressive way, and I thought it was from some cheesy movie or game I saw/played at some point. I remembered it as being fairly intense and a little scary, but oddly catchy

Turns out it was this scene:
 

MrTickles

Cultured gentleman but fucks like Bunny.
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I still own a copy of the original, floppy-disk non-talkie version of Leisure Suit Larry 6, Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis (naturally), and Day of the Tentacle.
Beware disc rot. If they are in fine condition, you can sell them to a Saudi collector and be rich.
 
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MrTickles

Cultured gentleman but fucks like Bunny.
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P.S a hot, tall, blonde girl with a godly ass likes me at the gym, a real handful she is, voluptuous beauty nary 19 years of age. Would smash so hard and so thirstily. The thirsty looks she gives me I swear, she is begging for a stuffing.

But I haven't made a move...it has been 5 months of cheeky smiles and stolen looks across the room. Today she peeked into my 2017 luxury Audi at the gym carpark without realizing I was inside dealing with a faggot requesting a refund on eBay. Scampered off into her shitty hand me down little suv red faced. Clearly she is impressed by my resources.

I'm enjoying the prospect more than the reality of fucking another sexy little slut that will call me daddy and be as needy as a puppy. I don't like the idea of fucking my own daughter, pretend or otherwise. Or do I?

What even is this clown world. I just made my dick hard with my own post.
 

Sīn the Moon Daddy

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P.S a hot, tall, blonde girl with a godly ass likes me at the gym, a real handful she is, voluptuous beauty nary 19 years of age. Would smash so hard and so thirstily. The thirsty looks she gives me I swear, she is begging for a stuffing.

But I haven't made a move...it has been 5 months of cheeky smiles and stolen looks across the room. Today she peeked into my 2017 luxury Audi at the gym carpark without realizing I was inside dealing with a faggot requesting a refund on eBay. Scampered off into her shitty hand me down little suv red faced. Clearly she is impressed by my resources.

I'm enjoying the prospect more than the reality of fucking another sexy little slut that will call me daddy and be as needy as a puppy. I don't like the idea of fucking my own daughter, pretend or otherwise. Or do I?

What even is this clown world. I just made my dick hard with my own post.
Quality Elliott impression!
 

Count groudon

Saltier than Njord's left testicle
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Ever since I was a kid, I’ve fucking loved climbing shit. My family hated taking me anywhere there was trees or rocks because I’d literally disappear the second I got around them. Even today when I get bored I still think it’s fun to climb around stuff.

My great grandma who was a Native American said it was because “I have a strong spiritual connection with the air ” so I liked to stay in high places. Idk about that, I just really liked to look around at everything.
 

Wrest

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When I was around six or seven I had a friend who claimed to never cry; one day we were messing about in the school field at playtime and I thought I'd put a theory to the test, this theory meant punting him in the face as hard as I can to see if he would cry, which he did. He later claimed that it was fake tears, which I believed.
 

DDBCAE CBAADCBE

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When I was in my last year of elementary school I had this black gym teacher who used to constantly make fun of the children in our class whom had breathing issues or other such ailments that kept them on the bench. Anyways at the time I was a young sperg with no chill and I don't remember what he said but it had to be really bad because the moment he turned around I hit him in the spine with one of those aluminum chairs and blacked out. Apparently I put him in a headlock once he fell over but I don't remember any of that. Anyways, he's been in a wheelchair ever since and I got away with it because I was a little white kid.
 

DrJonesHat

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When I was in my last year of elementary school I had this black gym teacher who used to constantly make fun of the children in our class whom had breathing issues or other such ailments that kept them on the bench. Anyways at the time I was a young sperg with no chill and I don't remember what he said but it had to be really bad because the moment he turned around I hit him in the spine with one of those aluminum chairs and blacked out. Apparently I put him in a headlock once he fell over but I don't remember any of that. Anyways, he's been in a wheelchair ever since and I got away with it because I was a little white kid.
*adds you to the list of people I don't want to piss off*
 
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