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The Saltening

pass the fucking salt
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I am an anti-apple android/windows fan who uses an iPhone 6s as their daily driver.

I do use a Nexus 6 as my secondary device for some stuff so i still use android
 
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Ped Xing

!Bigfoot! sightings please call 908-314-7784
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I married the thing I make fun of the most.....a Mexican.
I married the thing I make fun of the most. . . A woman

not me, but my sister believed when she was younger that to give someone the finger you used your ring finger..
took me a while to tell her it was the middle one
I knew a kid who would flip people off all the time and then explain that he "tricked" them by using his middle finger instead of his ring finger.

I'm assuming he eventually got murdered.
 
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I have a first edition copy of Rage that my uncle gave me years back. It's gotten to be somewhat valuable since King let the novella go out of print.
 

Coldgrip

Dragon Kick your ass into the Milky Way.
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Around the middle of November of last year I went in to the doctor for chest pains, after all was said and done they handed me my papers with the results of their findings.

To my horror, my height was 5'6'' and... I was wearing boots that day. They add an inch of height on. That means I'm actually 5' 5''!

I haven't told my family the news yet, I don't know how to break it to them.
 
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Agoraphobic Bullshit

Probably sick of someone's shit
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Around the middle of November of last year I went in to the doctor for chest pains, after all was said and done they handed me my papers with the results of their findings.

To my horror, my height was 5'6'' and... I was wearing boots that day. They add an inch of height on. That means I'm actually 5' 5''!

I haven't told my family the news yet, I don't know how to break it to them.

I remember the day I found out I was shorter than 6 feet. It's rough, but there are medications out there that can help. Ask your local bartender.

Only half of my username is true. That's my unexpected fact.
 

Sīn the Moon Daddy

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I am actually an agreeable and pleasant person to deal with in real life. Well I mean, moreso than here.
I'm actually completely silent most of my life. I make a point of making as little noise as possible.

The reason I'm so chatty online is because I say so little in real life. If it weren't for this nobody would know my thoughts and I would have just passed through this world and been forgotten.
 
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