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BroccoliBrain

my corpus callosum is green
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When my dreams get dull and I'm in the right mood I hunt for cursed images to deliberately induce nightmares in myself. It's a mixed bag, especially since I'm used to it now because it's like being in an Silent Hill exhibit where you know they're coming and expect them to look freaky. Plus most cursed images just look dirty or induce pity in me rather than fear. WHERE IS THE THRILL OF THE CHASE?
 
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It's kind of geeky, but my youngest brother, his wife, me and a couple of mutual friends record "full voice cast" audiobooks for his stepdaughter to listen to. She's on the low functioning side of autistic and likes listening to stories while going to sleep. We've done all the Narnia books and are trying to plan time to work on doing the Harry Potter books.
 

Count groudon

Concentration camp counselor
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I’m one of those people who works really well when I’m stressed, but I suck at handling stress. This means I have the potential to get somewhere in life, but at the cost of all my hairs turning grey before I even hit 30.

Currently waiting for a lost lost rich relative to get owned by fate and leave me a fortune. I’m sure it’ll be any day now.
 

Agoraphobic Bullshit

The Town Crier and Boozehound
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It's kind of geeky, but my youngest brother, his wife, me and a couple of mutual friends record "full voice cast" audiobooks for his stepdaughter to listen to. She's on the low functioning side of autistic and likes listening to stories while going to sleep. We've done all the Narnia books and are trying to plan time to work on doing the Harry Potter books.

That's actually really amazing, and she's lucky to have adults like you guys in her life.
 
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I despise incels despite my posting style suggesting otherwise. Like how could someone be that convinced that nobody wants to fuck them other than mental illness reasons? Like, that's dedicated schizo level beliefs.
 

UnsufficentBoobage

Atleast things I wanna fuck are 3D
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I am part of the 20% (or something) of the population that can wiggle my ears. I can almost wiggle one on its own.
I can actually only wiggle one of my ears by itself. Makes me feel like the kawaii little cat girl I truly am.
I can wiggle both, in the same time or by themselves.Moving one ear by itself without other one wiggling takes practice D:
 
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edibleBulimia

wait so zimbabwe is an actual country?
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I can vibrate my eyes. I don’t really know what it’s called but I have been doing it since I was 5. I only use it as an ice breaker with people, I usually show it to someone and they get really interested.
But I’ve never seen myself doing it so I don’t know what it looks like.
 

Ped Xing

!Bigfoot! sightings please call 908-314-7784
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I can vibrate my eyes. I don’t really know what it’s called but I have been doing it since I was 5. I only use it as an ice breaker with people, I usually show it to someone and they get really interested.
But I’ve never seen myself doing it so I don’t know what it looks like.
I can voluntarily imitate nystagmus, too. I think that sounds like a really creepy ice breaker, but then I don't like strangers in general.
 
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edibleBulimia

wait so zimbabwe is an actual country?
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I can voluntarily imitate nystagmus, too. I think that sounds like a really creepy ice breaker, but then I don't like strangers in general.
I don’t know, they usually look scared for a second, then get interested and ask me multiple times to do it again. Well I don’t do it that much anyway, it’s kinda annoying because people start thinking of you as that person with the weird eyes.
 

The Pink Panther

It eeez what it eeez
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Despite my avatar and my name, I think the Pink Panther cartoons are some of the most generic cartoons of the Golden Era of Animation. Most of them are just retreads of Friz Freleng's and Robert Mckimson's previous successes, done to a more barely average quality of sorts, without Tedd Pierce, Michael Maltese, or Warren Foster to really boost them to make creative gags.

The movies, however, are some of the funniest shit ever...pre-Revenge, that is.
 
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