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Ped Xing

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I can vibrate my eyes. I don’t really know what it’s called but I have been doing it since I was 5. I only use it as an ice breaker with people, I usually show it to someone and they get really interested.
But I’ve never seen myself doing it so I don’t know what it looks like.
I can voluntarily imitate nystagmus, too. I think that sounds like a really creepy ice breaker, but then I don't like strangers in general.
 
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edibleBulimia

Live young, die fast
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I can voluntarily imitate nystagmus, too. I think that sounds like a really creepy ice breaker, but then I don't like strangers in general.
I don’t know, they usually look scared for a second, then get interested and ask me multiple times to do it again. Well I don’t do it that much anyway, it’s kinda annoying because people start thinking of you as that person with the weird eyes.
 

The Pink Panther

Think Like Pink
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Despite my avatar and my name, I think the Pink Panther cartoons are some of the most generic cartoons of the Golden Era of Animation. Most of them are just retreads of Friz Freleng's and Robert Mckimson's previous successes, done to a more barely average quality of sorts, without Tedd Pierce, Michael Maltese, or Warren Foster to really boost them to make creative gags.

The movies, however, are some of the funniest shit ever...pre-Revenge, that is.
 
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I really like cheesy "gamer" aesthetics on modern gaming laptops, mice, etc. It's nice to finally have some kind of style in tech other than the bland minimal bullshit that was popularized by the iPod like fifteen years ago.

Like this:
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I really hope the minimalism fad dies in the 2020s. It's gay as fuck and just an excuse for pretentious "designers" to be lazy. Slap RGB LEDs on fucking everything, I want to see bright rainbow lights everywhere.
 

AprilRains

Better killing through chemistry!
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I really like cheesy "gamer" aesthetics on modern gaming laptops, mice, etc. It's nice to finally have some kind of style in tech other than the bland minimal bullshit that was popularized by the iPod like fifteen years ago.

Like this:
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I really hope the minimalism fad dies in the 2020s. It's gay as fuck and just an excuse for pretentious "designers" to be lazy. Slap RGB LEDs on fucking everything, I want to see bright rainbow lights everywhere.
So you want the future to look like it was supposed to in 1994?

I'm down with that.
 

MetalDeathFish

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My eyes change color depending on mood/health. despite tipping the scales at around 250lbs and with extra belt armor(yes i do have a big belly) i'm quiet when i walk - you don't hear my footsteps. I have surprised many fellow cooks like that..they ask where i am..i tap their shoulder behind them,gives a good scare.
 
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DrJonesHat

All-around bad person
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I really like cheesy "gamer" aesthetics on modern gaming laptops, mice, etc. It's nice to finally have some kind of style in tech other than the bland minimal bullshit that was popularized by the iPod like fifteen years ago.

Like this:
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I really hope the minimalism fad dies in the 2020s. It's gay as fuck and just an excuse for pretentious "designers" to be lazy. Slap RGB LEDs on fucking everything, I want to see bright rainbow lights everywhere.
I want the cyberpunk esthetic to come back! Chrome and neon and little lights everywhere while everyone wears mirrorshades, even at night!
 

Count groudon

Saltier than Njord's left testicle
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Usually whenever there’s a heavy/medium/light Option for something, I usually take light. I’m weirdly autistic about things not getting weighed down too much and being able to move as quickly as possible.
 

Pitere pit

Do you like my car?
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First of all, I like to mix butter with jam on my toast, is delicious.
I just discovered that my ancestors on mother side were part of a knighthood during the reconquista and funded my grandma's town.
And finally, I can shower with cold water, even in winter, it's more fast and my skin doesn't suffer as a shower with hot water.
 
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