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made his sandwich this way https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cooking-with-semen.5482/#post-381477
Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
Knows nothing of philosophy outside of Monty Python's "Philosopher's Song".
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My biggest secret is
I believe that I convinced my elementary school psychologist to kill himself during a Dissociative episode, the reactions of my previous psychiatrist (she dropped me and retired after telling her with short notice), make me believe that the memories I have of that aren't a dream or a delusion, but for obvious reasons as I can't be sure if they're false or not, I prefer to believe those memories are false otherwise.
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Loves Adam Sandler and owns all of his movies.
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Adam Sandler isn't really funny, a few of his old movies are okay, but be tries a bit too hard to be funny and sometimes it's not funny.
Is actually Sarah Nyberg.
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Has terabytes of furry porn
is actually a low-tier lolcow.
Does understand love, but has repressed their true feelings ever since the incident.
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Massive furry and dog fucker.
Not kidding
Not kidding
All of his avatars are actually Flowey.
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Mastermind behind 7/11.
Is a hermaphrodite
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