Revenge of the CWC: Hypothetical actions against this forum -

[Judge Holden]

While I was tempted to put this on the What if? subforum I decided to put this here because his interacting with this forum is a proven fact and a definite possibility in the future, and I believe it is of utmost importance to discuss the clear and ever present danger against this forum and all those who reside here... ok fuck it im just curious as to how people think Chris's interactions with this forum might go in the future given his behavior in the past

As has been seen in the "T-Day" saga-ette (aka the "CRAP! they hired a skywriter to smear me!" event) chris believes us here in this forum are the trolls who have been stalking him since the days of Roach and Greene county, a view helped by the presence of many actual christorical figures here, and has actively attempted to bring the full force of the law down on us here by reporting our evil schemes to Robert Bell with the aim of having all of us punished for our slanderous mockeries.

Now that the trial is long since over and Chris is possibly at his lowest ever point with nothing to comfort him but his mother's weeping buttock sores, what I am curious about is whether he will attempt to take revenge on this forum again in some way (i.e. reporting us to the authorities, attempting to "counter troll" us or threaten us, or any other action) or will he continue to obsess about how much he wants to butcher Megan, Mimms, Males, and Mike (snyder) as well as all people who do not pander to him IRL so much that he forgets us as he has done many other hives of mocking activity before

What do you think Chris's next move against this forum, if any, will be?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

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The only action against cwcki forums that I think him capable of would be another JenkinsJinkies attempt: He'd get a very transparent fake account and try to "counter troll" us in a very pathetic way.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Re: Revenge of the CWC: Hypothetical actions against this fo

whether he will attempt to take revenge on this forum again in some way

No

or will he continue to obsess about how much he wants to butcher Megan, Mimms, Males, and Mike (snyder) as well as all people who do not pander to him IRL

Yes

 

[BillRiley]

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I think Chris has largely given up trying to do things for himself, since his efforts usually result in . He might try to recruit his facebook gal-pals to wage jihad against the cwcki, but even that seems like a lot of effort for Fat Dummy these days.

 

[Kosher Dill]

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He already used up his big iDea for anti-forum measures, back when he was screencapping everything. I assume he took it all to Rob Bell, who stress sighed and cursed the day he took on an "easy pro bono case".

 

[cypocraphy]

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Chris is a pussy... and also too stupid to launch any kind of "revenge" campaign against us. If he were still making Sonichu comics I'm sure he'd get his revenge against us in that.

 

[CatParty]

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His only revenge will be to continue eating his oh so healthy McDonalds food to contribute to his "shrinking mound".

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

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Chris stalks on this forum damn near every day. He reads thread after thread, but all it does is make him more depressed. He has no plan of action. He assumes he'll find something "incriminating", but he's sent tons of screencaps to Rob Bell in the past and Bell just ignored him because Chris can't get us charged with a crime just because we discuss his life. He has seen logical proof that he can't get anything valuable out of reading the forum. He'd have more peace of mind if he just made himself ignore the forum since there's nothing he can do about it... but he's way too stupid for that. He'll continue reading the forum for the next fifty years, if both are still around.

But he's also a total pussy and completely lazy. He's become aware that no one else is going to somehow magically make the forum go away for him, but he'll still sit and wish for that to happen, no matter how much anger and despair that line of thought brings him. In short, Chris will never do anything to the forum for the same reason he has never directly confronted anything else he doesn't like.

 

[milkshark]

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Chris reads the boards here because we still make him feel important. The rest of the internet/planet is bored with his bullshit. E-fame only lasts a short while before everybody's sorry they ever laughed at you. I don't think Chris will interact on this board for a long time. when he does, I think he'll begin to forget why he's here and the likelihood of him starting another saga is high. If he knew better he'd stay away from all of his own internet discussion, but he definitely doesn't.

 

[Marvin]

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He already used up his big iDea for anti-forum measures, back when he was screencapping everything. I assume he took it all to Rob Bell, who stress sighed and cursed the day he took on an "easy pro bono case".

Kinda off topic, but just so everyone knows, we assumed incorrectly it was a pro bono case. Maybe Bell cut Chris and Barb a deal, but he didn't work for free.

 

[Kosher Dill]

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Hah! It must really grind Chris's gears that he still has to pay Bell even after "losing" the case. (and I have no doubt that he considers it a loss despite the fantastic deal Bell cut for him)

 

[pickleniggo]

Re: Revenge of the CWC: Hypothetical actions against this fo

He already used up his big iDea for anti-forum measures, back when he was screencapping everything. I assume he took it all to Rob Bell, who stress sighed and cursed the day he took on an "easy pro bono case".

Kinda off topic, but just so everyone knows, we assumed incorrectly it was a pro bono case. Maybe Bell cut Chris and Barb a deal, but he didn't work for free.

Fascinating, maybe they got a two-for-one deal or something.
Anyway, Chris' only "tactics" against the forum now seem to consist mainly of screen capping random bits he finds particularly offensive on any given day or just referencing something implied here. I can't see him doing much else.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

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^Bottom line, Chris has the unrealistic expectation that he can demand other people stop talking about him. He doesn't get that freedom of speech isn't always pleasant for everyone.

 

[Coldgrip]

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He already used up his big iDea for anti-forum measures, back when he was screencapping everything. I assume he took it all to Rob Bell, who stress sighed and cursed the day he took on an "easy pro bono case".

Kinda off topic, but just so everyone knows, we assumed incorrectly it was a pro bono case. Maybe Bell cut Chris and Barb a deal, but he didn't work for free.

So do you know if it was Rocky who paid for Bells services or did the money come from the Chandlers own pocket? If Chris and Barb had to pay that must of put a nasty dent into their already meager funds.

 

[Marvin]

Re: Revenge of the CWC: Hypothetical actions against this fo

He already used up his big iDea for anti-forum measures, back when he was screencapping everything. I assume he took it all to Rob Bell, who stress sighed and cursed the day he took on an "easy pro bono case".

Kinda off topic, but just so everyone knows, we assumed incorrectly it was a pro bono case. Maybe Bell cut Chris and Barb a deal, but he didn't work for free.

So do you know if it was Rocky who paid for Bells services or did the money come from the Chandlers own pocket? If Chris and Barb had to pay that must of put a nasty dent into their already meager funds.

Rocky didn't pay for Bell.

 

[DJAndyMD]

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The thing is that its not our fault we are talking about him. We did not upload all of his videos, we did not reveal his personal information online, we did not take those self incriminating embarrassing photos of him. These were all things he provided to the internet. The only reason we shared them is because someone had to put them up and that is how people talk about it.

He can screenshot all this and send it to Bell as much as he wants but at the end, he caused all this simply by making the wrong decisions.

 

[Henry Bemis]

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To paraphrase Hans Blix, he could write an(other) angry Facebook status telling us how angry he is.

 

[Christ-Chan]

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To paraphrase Hans Blix, he could write an(other) angry Facebook status telling us how angry he is.

That's not funny he was eaten by shaaarks!

 

[BillRiley]

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To paraphrase Hans Blix, he could write an(other) angry Facebook status telling us how angry he is.

That's not funny he was eaten by shaaarks!

I thought he was thrown off the top of a skyscraper by Bruce Willis. :?

Rocky didn't pay for Bell.

Was it the hooker? I bet the hooker paid for Bell.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

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Was it the hooker? I bet the hooker paid for Bell.

You got it. She was moved to generosity by the thoughtful gift basket Chris made her.