Kiwi Farms

Also known as "pepper." I usually keep mine next to the "salt" on the "kitchen counter" for use in "cooking." If you know what I mean. (I don't.)

Not so sure this place is really my thing after all. So, since I'm leaving, and like the autist I am I felt a need to make a thread about it, I figured I may as well legitimize that thread with a better reason for existing.

On that note, post your salt here. Yes, yours. Go full retard. Come on, we want it, we know you've got it, don't hold out on us.

Don't pretend like you got nothin' for us, like you're any better than everyone you laugh at -- we all know you aren't. We all know no one is. So does that mean we don't laugh at them? Hell no it doesn't. It means we're gold mines. There's really no such thing as a "normie" -- save, perhaps, for unbelievably vapid high schoolers -- no, each and every one of us is an untapped gold mine of lolmilk that doesn't want to be tapped. I tell you, now is the time to open the floodgates.

I've done my part by being stupid enough to post a thread this cringy and full of itself, so now it's your turn. Show me what you got.

bye