Richard Bradshaw Watson II, aka BradJesus -

[Alex Krycek]

@voiceguy,

Ah, you again - my Internet stalker. And what an attack you've made on me this time. Ok, this is the grand scientific experiment you're involved in. I claim that I AM the 2nd Coming of the Christ, I created Earth (and all worlds) a long time ago, and I have the ability to judge everyone and if found guilty, to sentence them to bad luck and non-human sentences. So...

10/17/15 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL. Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then 2,000 years reincarnated as non-human with 1,000 years non-commutable.

You are now, once again, on the IGNORE LIST.

Threats really are the worst way to get your message across.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@AnOminous / anonymous cow ard,

You've judged me, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as the Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 10/19/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 2,000 years with 74 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

 

[AnOminous]

@AnOminous / anonymous cow ard,

You've judged me, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as the Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 10/19/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 2,000 years with 74 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

Sorry, spastic. The statute of limitations for divine curses for web posts expired months ago on whatever you're responding to.

You FAIL.

Also, nice necro, loser.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@AnOminous / anonymous cow ard,

That was contempt-of-court, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as the Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 10/19/15 12:35 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 2,666 years with 74 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

 

[José Mourinho]

@Brad Watson_Miami is threadbanned from this thread for off-topic derailing.

Carry on on improving the wiki article.

 

[facepalm]

I know, necroing a thread, but Brad's 40 day experiment trying to curse 4 of us with natural diasters really should be in his article.

 

[Alex Krycek]

As should his mention of the Taiwan Typhoon and Dallas BLM shooting.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

Apologies for necro-ing, but I was going through his wiki article and all the images are gone. As I was browsing this thread I think they're posted here, but just fyi.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Yeah, the Lol-Cow Wiki went through a couple of strokes in the intervening years and I've been too fucking lazy to do anything about it lol