Careercow Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat Founder of Something Awful

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Leonard Helplessness

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I'm fully expecting him to embark on another emergency donation drive around April 14th or so, when he goes to do his taxes and discovers that his newfound patreonbux are going to be treated as self-employment income rather than just a bunch of personal charitable gifts to help fix a poor man's rotting spine SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS. Federal self-employment tax is fucking ruinous unless you carefully prepare for it, and I have every confidence that Richard has not.
 

Gingercide

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His last stream is the most unfunny tryhard bunch of bullshit I've listened to on a long time and I think so not because I'm a Christcuck but because Satanism jokes stopped being funny when Church of Euthanasia members and atheist redditors started acting extremely obnoxiously in the early 2010s.
Richard's humor sense is stunting to the point it's becoming like the one of a Boomer.
 

AnOminous

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His last stream is the most unfunny tryhard bunch of bullshit I've listened to on a long time and I think so not because I'm a Christcuck but because Satanism jokes stopped being funny when Church of Euthanasia members and atheist redditors started acting extremely obnoxiously in the early 2010s.
Richard's humor sense is stunting to the point it's becoming like the one of a Boomer.
Did you know Christians actually, like, believe in Jesus? Lol what a bunch of stupid fucks, right? Not like us, we're smart.
 

Gingercide

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he laments that he looks fatter
Imagine being LowT and thinking that you're slimmer than Bernie Sanders :story:
Anyway, beggars can't be choosers, he should be grateful if people are still giving him genuine positive attention, he should be thankful we give him any attention at all, but both his pettiness towards his superchatters and his comments about this place and about Null during his last stream is yet more proof that isn't grateful towards anyone. Peak Narcissist solipsism.
 

NGGYU

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For those asking about MO"s Parental Kidnapping Statute

RSMo 565.153 said:
Parental kidnapping — penalty. — 1. In the absence of a court order determining rights of custody or visitation to a child, a person having a right of custody of the child commits the offense of parental kidnapping if he or she removes, takes, detains, conceals, or entices away that child within or without the state, without good cause, and with the intent to deprive the custody right of another person or a public agency also having a custody right to that child.
Note that even if Leafwife DID take daughter out of state (which is easy given that LSMO is ~15 minutes from the state line), the law doesn't differentiate that. It states that parental kidnapping occurs when the parent takes the child without good cause, and leaving an abusive, addicted relationship is great cause.
 

Katy Perry Mason

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LowT is such a piece of human shit it's incredible lol, at this point what's left that could make him look any worse? It comes out that he has 50 terabytes of child porn on the ol' SA server stashed away?
From whats been talked about in QCS, there is almost certainly child porn on SA deep in the archives and certain flags. The admins said they can't possibly police it all, so the tactic is to deal with it when it gets found and even that's difficult since the spaghetti code makes it hard to alter/delete certain things.

I's assume that actual offline backups of SA, wherever they might be/if they exist, would have child porn on them just based on probability alone.
 

Terrorist

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His last stream is the most unfunny tryhard bunch of bullshit I've listened to on a long time and I think so not because I'm a Christcuck but because Satanism jokes stopped being funny when Church of Euthanasia members and atheist redditors started acting extremely obnoxiously in the early 2010s.
Richard's humor sense is stunting to the point it's becoming like the one of a Boomer.
Yeah, that last stream was a bunch of unbearable early 2000s flying spaghetti monster type shit. The Amazing Atheist is more current than RICHARD.
 
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AnOminous

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For those asking about MO"s Parental Kidnapping Statute



Note that even if Leafwife DID take daughter out of state (which is easy given that LSMO is ~15 minutes from the state line), the law doesn't differentiate that. It states that parental kidnapping occurs when the parent takes the child without good cause, and leaving an abusive, addicted relationship is great cause.
It was obviously not parental kidnapping by any sane definition nor by MO's definition. That drugged out cunt was out of state fucking another woman for weeks, and if she had simply left by herself to escape, what was she supposed to do? Leave the kid there alone? LowT is a piece of shit.
 

Ghostse

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For those asking about MO"s Parental Kidnapping Statute



Note that even if Leafwife DID take daughter out of state (which is easy given that LSMO is ~15 minutes from the state line), the law doesn't differentiate that. It states that parental kidnapping occurs when the parent takes the child without good cause, and leaving an abusive, addicted relationship is great cause.
That makes the note at the end of the final document in the police package make sense. "She was fleeing an abusive relationship" ie good cause.

Taxroach get wrecked.
 

Silicon Wasteland

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It's been three months, surely the new front page money maker will be live any day now?
Had Lowtax not gone down the path of kowtowing to the various extremist political factions, tumblrinas, and trannies that now encompass the entirety of the forums, he probably could have paid Null to move everything to Xenoforo, soft rebooted the forums, and changed it to a 10$ yearly subscription fee. Ban all the political echo chamber communist LARPing shit, immediately ban all D&D posters and everyone in the great tranny space (aka dump all of the posters on various forms of welfare and disability)....wait...the entire forum is banned at this point and the business model doesn't make any sense.

My bad, nevermind, he's fucked. Even if that did work it isn't going to pay for unlimited back taxes and three divorces. Best option would be to sell the domain to a domain squatter so they can serve adware or advertise darknet HRT pharmacies on it.
 

Something Awful

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Imagine being LowT and thinking that you're slimmer than Bernie Sanders :story:
I think he meant he actually looks fatter. He's currently in a rolling-with-the-punches kind of mood, as evidenced by that QCS thread still being open and a "What's Lowtax Yelling At?" photoshop thread in GBS.

(And yet he lied about his weight in the police report. Maybe his level of self-deprecation depends on what particular cocktail of pills and booze he's on that day)

Anyway, a few more selections from that thread for those without an account:

 
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moonman1488

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Records are closed on the supposed domestic abuse call as there were charges filed then dropped by the prosecutor.
Nice, so this faggot has been telling everyone he can how she attacked him and like totally was arrested but conveniently left out the fact that the DA apparently thought it was a load of bullshit. I guess now we know why he only posted the header.
 

CharlesBarkley

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I can imagine a domestic with the taxman.

*Wife steps into room. Rich is passed out on the sofa.*

Wife: Rich... its three pm. Can you pick up the kids? I have to go to class and can-

Rich: Ed Bagle Jr.

Wife: What?

Rich: He half bagle... Half actor. Anywaysssss, no. I'm doing important business thinking. Also my spine broke so the doctors said I have to sleep all day.

Wife: Two hours ago you literally you got up. You ran to your car and grabbed fast food.

Rich: Yeah, but that is wwwwwwaaaaayyyy easier on my back. I can't! I CAN'T!

Wife: Calm down, I just -

Rich: I JUST! I JUST! AHHHHH! *Slams gay baby hands on table and pills/empty bottles of white wine fly off and hit the wall*
 

Leonard Helplessness

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Poor old girl. She's trying so hard, but the goons in this thread just were like "what" and ignored her, moving on to other things.



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Lowtax must not have sent her Valentine's Day Wishes and she's having a totally-not-bpd-episode-because-she-is-totally-cured.
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as it slowly shrinks and transforms into a micropenis