Careercow Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat Founder of Something Awful

Solomon Gumball

Hey smilin strange, you're lookin happily deranged
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Jesus H Christ, I just caught up on this thread and watched as much as I could stomach of LowT's streams. The one where he has a drug fueled sobbing breakdown in front of his daughter, then refuses to let her leave until mom intervenes was palpably uncomfortable to watch. LowT is reaching Noah "Spoony" Antwiler levels of being a broken man with a broken life.
 

NGGYU

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Lowtax now fucking a new goonette and organizing a threesome with Bogan, new 'nette wants a piece of the drama REALLY REALLY BADLY. LT only "liking" Bogan's posts and heart-reacting the new chick. None of what any of them and the two new sycophant front page writers have said is funny, not even in the pathetic way. I know this thread isn't active and nobody relevant had been posting anything except wacky zany lol random and that's why it isn't active.

Sorry guys, your thread died over a month ago. There is no new content. I mean I guess you're probably driving traffic to an extremely overloaded site that is already getting multiple times the traffic of SA. Bogan and new chick mention kiwi by name like 4-5x as much as SA. Guess it was a solid business decision not to pay Bogan until she proves herself able to actually drive traffic to their site and not just infect goons' computers with aughts-style malware.

Also there is some crossover but we're not the ones writing ED articles. Whatever your name is could try appealing directly to them for the e-creds.

Only thing that's been on my mind wrt Low-T is wow you sure did it, buddy. You got your partial custody. Literally everyone including your fucking wife was pushing you to file for this. You could have done this, hell you could have filed for divorce and set up a hearing for a custody agreement before you ever flew off to catch corona from a busted thot. Yeah you're a pillhead alcoholic junkie, but you live in a house with the electricity on and something resembling food in the kitchen. That's literally all you need to have to be considered a fit parent in the eyes of family court. You're not "vindicated," you just finally woke up and listened to all the people, including your goony friends, the cop that doesn't like you, and your super lolyer, who told you to quit acting retarded, your wife isn't getting deported or thrown in jail or whatever the hell you were trying to do to her, and just file for fucking divorce and a custody order. This could have all been done in like a couple of weeks.

I feel sorry for your kid because she's going to grow up thinking it's ok to treat other people the way you do and you're going to pull the same bullshit with her just like you've done with every other woman who's ever been in your life. Your liver health is becoming extremely apparent and that's the only thing every single one of these women has to look forward to. Yeah the little one thinks you're the greatest thing ever right now, but you know exactly what happens when the hit around the 11yo mark, if you even live that long. Enjoy it while you can.
i don't know what the fuck this is
 

MeltyTW

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Jesus H Christ, I just caught up on this thread and watched as much as I could stomach of LowT's streams. The one where he has a drug fueled sobbing breakdown in front of his daughter, then refuses to let her leave until mom intervenes was palpably uncomfortable to watch. LowT is reaching Noah "Spoony" Antwiler levels of being a broken man with a broken life.
I hear there's a new mangosteen supplement that can help with that.
 

Ghostse

Waffle SS Untermenchenfurher
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Lowtax now fucking a new goonette and organizing a threesome with Bogan, new 'nette wants a piece of the drama REALLY REALLY BADLY. LT only "liking" Bogan's posts and heart-reacting the new chick. None of what any of them and the two new sycophant front page writers have said is funny, not even in the pathetic way. I know this thread isn't active and nobody relevant had been posting anything except wacky zany lol random and that's why it isn't active.

Sorry guys, your thread died over a month ago. There is no new content. I mean I guess you're probably driving traffic to an extremely overloaded site that is already getting multiple times the traffic of SA. Bogan and new chick mention kiwi by name like 4-5x as much as SA. Guess it was a solid business decision not to pay Bogan until she proves herself able to actually drive traffic to their site and not just infect goons' computers with aughts-style malware.

Also there is some crossover but we're not the ones writing ED articles. Whatever your name is could try appealing directly to them for the e-creds.

Only thing that's been on my mind wrt Low-T is wow you sure did it, buddy. You got your partial custody. Literally everyone including your fucking wife was pushing you to file for this. You could have done this, hell you could have filed for divorce and set up a hearing for a custody agreement before you ever flew off to catch corona from a busted thot. Yeah you're a pillhead alcoholic junkie, but you live in a house with the electricity on and something resembling food in the kitchen. That's literally all you need to have to be considered a fit parent in the eyes of family court. You're not "vindicated," you just finally woke up and listened to all the people, including your goony friends, the cop that doesn't like you, and your super lolyer, who told you to quit acting retarded, your wife isn't getting deported or thrown in jail or whatever the hell you were trying to do to her, and just file for fucking divorce and a custody order. This could have all been done in like a couple of weeks.

I feel sorry for your kid because she's going to grow up thinking it's ok to treat other people the way you do and you're going to pull the same bullshit with her just like you've done with every other woman who's ever been in your life. Your liver health is becoming extremely apparent and that's the only thing every single one of these women has to look forward to. Yeah the little one thinks you're the greatest thing ever right now, but you know exactly what happens when the hit around the 11yo mark, if you even live that long. Enjoy it while you can.
Whatever you're on, its vitally important to get a sample to the CDC so they can test its efficacy against corona.
 

CharlesBarkley

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Its shocking in this day and age, out of all the media and entertainment one could pick from, there is still people so retarded that they will give free money to a guy who litterly does nothing.

Somewhere in this world, someone is giving money to Zoe Quinn, Lowtax, eight different trannies and various fail kickstarters despite not getting anything in return for years. Legit moving money for nothing.

I mean, Schmorky might have been a pervert diaper shitting pedo loving crazy sexual deviant... but I bet even he didn't give free money to hacks on pateron. Really says something Lowtaxs pay pigs.
 

Solomon Gumball

Hey smilin strange, you're lookin happily deranged
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I just realized something. Bogan is closer in age to Lowtax's first daughter than she is to Lowtax. A lot closer. And that says a great deal about both of them. About Bogan, it speaks volumes about Daddy issues. BPD in girls and Daddy issues more often than not go hand in hand. But God almighty, of anyone to choose as a stand in for Daddy, why Lowtax? He isn't even close to Sugar Daddy rich, all he's got is that architectural abortion of a house, his sense of humor has rotted away to just wackyzany screeching, he hasn't been sober in 10 years, and his looks have gone so far down the toilet from alcoholism and drug abuse he looks like the fat, dirty, ungroomed goons that he and his forum used to make fun of. He has literally nothing to offer. Maybe Bogan just sticks around because he's always holdin'.

I don't know how Lowtax can be unbothered by the fact that his new lover is closer to in age, and probably has more in common with, his daughter. I know some men go out and chase sugar babies, but there is something unsettling about men who do that when they have daughters who are close to their lover's age groups.

This is such a dumb gay reference to pull out of my ass, but it reminds me of that episode of Full House when Danny Tanner dates one of his interns, and she winds up palling around with DJ a lot, and then he sees them rocking out to the same music and takes a step back and says "what the hell am I doing, I'm dating someone who has more in common with my daughter than with me." Only Lowtax no longer has the self awareness, sobriety, or integrity to see that.

What makes me genuinely angry is that Bogan may very well be those kids future stepmom. And she strikes me exactly as the type of pathological narcissist stepmom who make their stepdaughters lives hell because they get Daddy's attention and priority over her, and then lash out from a weird subconscious sense of jealousy. The Kyanka children have been through enough, they don't fucking need that.
 

Solomon Gumball

Hey smilin strange, you're lookin happily deranged
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Can you imagine zany wacky lowtax with an emotionally mature woman? I literally cannot. Coked-out twenty-somethings are as good as it gets for him.
An emotionally mature woman would run for the hills after the first date, if he was even so lucky to get that far. Ashley wasn't bright, but at least she was a good mother and doesn't appear to be actively malicious. Bogan on the other hand...damn Lowtax bit off more than he could chew picking a girl with that specific flavor of crazy. With BPD it's all coming up roses when they're in their idealization mode, where she's in now, but once they hit that devaluation mode get ready for some straight up fire and brimstone.

If Lowtax thought his other exes were bad, he ain't seen nothing yet. If you've ever seen one of those 'crazy girlfriend' compilations on Youtube where women are setting their boyfriend's possessions on fire and taking a hammer to their cars, odds are there's BPD involved. Just wait until Lowtax tries to hide in his mancave from someone with pathological abandonment issues. Shit's gonna get LOUD. I can't wait to see how spectacularly this all blows up in his face.
 

BALLZ-BROKEN

double dippin' DHS
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I just realized something. Bogan is closer in age to Lowtax's first daughter than she is to Lowtax. A lot closer. And that says a great deal about both of them. About Bogan, it speaks volumes about Daddy issues. BPD in girls and Daddy issues more often than not go hand in hand. But God almighty, of anyone to choose as a stand in for Daddy, why Lowtax? He isn't even close to Sugar Daddy rich, all he's got is that architectural abortion of a house, his sense of humor has rotted away to just wackyzany screeching, he hasn't been sober in 10 years, and his looks have gone so far down the toilet from alcoholism and drug abuse he looks like the fat, dirty, ungroomed goons that he and his forum used to make fun of. He has literally nothing to offer. Maybe Bogan just sticks around because he's always holdin'.
I think that they compliment each other's pathologies. LowT can feel like a big dick swingin' sexhaver that's still "got it", despite being an overweight, socially awkward, and emotionally stunted manchild, and Bogan can feel like a big successful businesswoman doing big girl things like having meetings with steakholders, instead of being a walking fleshlight for LA coke dealers.
 

TotallyAwesome

Harley Quinn
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Jesus H Christ, I just caught up on this thread and watched as much as I could stomach of LowT's streams. The one where he has a drug fueled sobbing breakdown in front of his daughter, then refuses to let her leave until mom intervenes was palpably uncomfortable to watch. LowT is reaching Noah "Spoony" Antwiler levels of being a broken man with a broken life.
Do you have a link to it?
 

Solomon Gumball

Hey smilin strange, you're lookin happily deranged
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Do you have a link to it?
Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIOkXOuXelA

Someone earlier in the thread went and timestamped all the most uncomfortable parts. There were several, but the worst ones are 47 minutes in when he's mid breakdown and his daughter is biting her nails looking on the verge of tears. 1 hour and 11 minutes in is when his daughter wants to leave but Lowtax pushes her not to until Mom intervenes. There's one part during his crying breakdown where his daughter asks "Do you want a hug, Dad?" and he hisses back "NO!" and it's just heartbreaking...

e: I wonder if Lowtax's 'super lawyer' knows about all his youtube livestreams where he appears visibly high off his balls in front of his children. This is the kind of shit that needs to be brought up in court.
 
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Mandarys Milan II

The schizoid poster.
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I heard Dickard was getting divorced, but Jesus Christ on a cracker I had no idea what in the actual fuck he was doing to his ex-wife and his own damn flesh and blood child, nor did I know about the cheating with his """"business associate"""".

Now it all makes sense why he was texting me at 2 in the morning back in early 2019 (I think? If I recall correctly) while he was still married (which irked me), and why he had that weird period where he would slide into my DMs on Facebook all the time trying to do, what I call "the shitlib orbiter thirsty rescue operation". I've seen it before, and I knew what he was trying to do. He kept telling me things like "You're too sweet and funny of a girl to carry around this kind of hate", "I think you're actually a unique, interesting girl and you don't really mean any of the things you say, you're just caught up in the lies of the Alt Right", "Everything you say about the Jews, it's actually white men doing that, you need to believe me, I just want to be your friend."

Like others before him, he got this idea in his head that I am some kind of Disney princess and true love's kiss will break the spell a witch put on me and I will magically transform from an EEEVIL NAZI to a feminist wymyn. He blocked me again when he realized I am a brick wall in that regard.

Damn it all feels so much more gross now knowing my suspicions were correct and he was looking for strange to cheat on his wife with. Was he honest to God trying to make me his 'Bogan' before he found 'Bogan? Hey Logan, how does it make you feel you're fucking a man so broken and desperate that you were the second choice from a schizophrenic National Socialist? He'll put his dick in anything that moves at this point, Logan, you ain't special and you're probably not the only bitch with zero standards that he's fucking.

And seriously, FUCK you, Richard. Fuck you for having the audacity to call me a terrible human being for making conspiracy videos on the internet when you are actively abusing your wife and keeping your OWN CHILD in poverty out of some twisted sense of vengeance towards a woman who has nothing. But I guess you buy into the shitlib axiom that words are violence, but actual violence is justifiable so long as it's approved by the horse piss shitty titty committee.

Whatever part of you was a decent man rolled down the crack of your cancer mom's ass when you were conceived.

And fuck you troons too, who are shitting on an abused woman and bankrolling a man so he can continue abusing her. You faggots wonder why your kind gets found in trash bags in public parks. You bring it on yourselves.