Careercow Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat Founder of Something Awful

Mandarys Milan II

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I still want to know more about Shmorky.
Let me know what you want to know in the Shmorky thread. But pertaining to Lowtax swearing up and down he never left Shmorky alone with his kids - He did. I was there. I SAW it. When he brought his kids to the office, he would be locked up in his personal office room, while the kids were alone with Shmorky, with the door closed, in the game room. Lowtax was in the same building, but they sure as shit weren't being "supervised" when they were each in two separate rooms with the door closed. I assumed that Lowtax probably had him watch the kids at home if he needed because he had no problem having Shmorky watch them in the office building while he was locked in his office looking at dickgirl porn for all I know, because he certainly wasn't working.

Shmorky even told me how much he loved babysitting the kids and how "grown up" they were, which now thinking about it gives me shivers down my spine. I don't know if he was referring to just watching them in the game room at the office or at Lowtax's house as well, but I assumed as much because Lowtax had Shmorky at his house numerous times around the kids, and took Shmorky and the kids on outings together to the mall and other places, which are DOCUMENTED ON VIDEO on Shmorky's Vine.

Ashlii, if you're reading this, bring THAT the fuck up in court because I can corroborate it as a witness. I'll do you one better, here's Shmorky's Vine. He forgot to pull down that tidbit of his internet history. So here's video proof that Lowtax was indeed bringing his children around a diaper fur PEDO, both inside his own home and on trips, NOT just in their workplace. Lowtax what the FUCK kind of pills were you blasted on when you let a grown man in lipstick and a yarn wig record videos of your children on his phone?

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Shmorky's Vine
 

Mandarys Milan II

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Post all the messages Richard sent you here please. He’s still pretending Logan is working on a business plan for SA. Lowtax is unworthy of dignity and respect.
Note: I apologize in advance for the wall of text. I just want to share my perspective as someone who has known this prick IRL, been on the receiving end of his petty attacks, and the receiving end of his shrill, slurring mating call for another woman to abuse.

I still have the 2 am text messages (I've posted them on Something Sensitive in the Lowtax thread), but shit didn't get super cringey until the Facebook messages, which I'm not sure I still have access to as I disabled that Facebook account because it just kept getting postblocked, and considering Dickard blocked me, I don't know if I would be able to still get them, but I'll see if I can. They never got sexual because he got nowhere near that phase with me. We were always in this conversation loop where he would, as I see it, be trying to convert me into someone he could pursue a closer relationship with, so he wouldn't have to deal with the cognitive dissonance of being close to someone with wrongthink opinions. Not to mention the fact he could flip and reverse being associated with an eeevil nazi to "Look how I saved this girl from the bowels of Alt Right hatred!" I've seen this before so often with men it's like these SIMPs are reading off script. Only they'll eventually slip up and send me a dick pic while intoxicated and DAMN I wish Rich had done that, it'd be a repulsive thing to see but that would be an amazing thing to have to hold over his head.

When he reached out to me I genuinely did want to bury the hatchet and be his internet friend, so I always told him "Rich, we'll never see eye to eye on politics, so let's agree to disagree and just talk about videogames and bad movies and make jokes and shit", but he NEVER let up with the 'intervention' bullshit. Which is why I got the idea that he was using that as an angle to get closer to me. The way I saw it is if he wants to bury the hatchet and be on good terms with me, great, we'll make jokes on funny links we post, talk about non-sensitive topics and be casual acquaintances just like the other couple of leftist acquaintances I have.

But that wasn't good enough. He always had to get personal. Always had to psychoanalyze me and ask me things to try and get deeper into how my brain worked and why I think the way I do and what he could do to change that, as if he could do something to make me have an epiphany that everything I know is a lie, and I have a new lease on life because of it, and I have HIM to thank for it so I should give him a footjob. Like I've said, I've experienced this exact form of weird 'intervention flirting' with shitlib orbiters enough to know how this game works.

And I don't know if he was actually this obtuse or if he was legitimately trying to neg me, but he would always say "Are you sure the opinions you have about things aren't just a symptom of your schizophrenia? I just want to see you get the help you deserve." But I just found it very insulting and would ask him to stop talking about it, and he never would. Funnily enough HE was the one who blocked me, despite being a condescending prick all the time, when I made a post about some link or other and he commented "Fine! Keep your Jewish boogeyman opinions! I'm done with you!"

Basically, he couldn't get what he wanted from me. He couldn't get into my head, and therefore, he couldn't get into my pants. And after reading this thread, I find that really interesting. Rich didn't want me to be his blonde """business partner""" because he couldn't get a foothold in my brain, and through weird negging/complimenting emotional manipulation, change the way I thought about things. He was testing if I was pliable enough for him to control, and it didn't work, so he gave up and moved on to his next target.

Much like Shmorky, he seeks out women with mental illness and/or limited means. (since 2015, I don't know what Megan's story was). Ashlii was not mentally ill, but, to call a spade a spade, letting Lowtax ride bareback after one encounter and rushing into marriage with him shows a good deal of naivete. I'm not saying she's a bad person, I truly believe she has a good heart, just naive. And she also had no family and not a dime to her name. That plus her immigration status was perfect for Rich to keep her under his thumb. I fall into both categories so he tried with me, but I wasn't his preferred type of crazy.

And now there's Logan (BPD and limited means due to unemployment, also much younger than him), who I'm sure appeals to him in a major way, considering BPD people have little personality of their own and just chameleon-like mirror the personality and interests of the people they're with, and mold themselves into what they think is the ideal man/woman a potential partner wants. You can see it already, the way Logan mimics his WACKYZANY humor and put that dumb queer pronoun shit on her social media to appeal to his crowd.

Lowtax doesn't want a woman on equal footing with him. He doesn't even want a woman with a mind, personality, interests, or interpersonal relationships of her own. Her views on everything must match his or he'll hound her until they do, his interests are the only ones that matter and if she dares to want him to engage in her interests - 'fuck you, you can sit upstairs alone while I get high off my balls and slur incoherently on youtube.' Everything must revolve around Lowtax. Lowtax must be the be all and end all in his woman's life. His entire life is like a case study on clinical narcissism. You can see it in every friendship and relationship he's had once that person disagrees with him or he loses control of them. He even does it to his own kids! And it's all just so fucking pathetic. It's no wonder your dick doesn't work, Rich. You've become so bereft of testosterone you need to prey on a woman and your own 3 year old to feel like a big man.

PS: Does anyone know if Ashlii has a Paypal or something to donate money for legal stuff/bills? I still feel terrible that she was caught in the mix and hurt when I had my schizo episode in 2016 and would really like to make it up to her.

I wish there was someway I could help as some kind of character witness who has witnessed Lowtax's behavior first hand, ie the empty pill bottles laying around his desk at the office, him being perpetually intoxicated, and him leaving the kids with the diaper fur pedo among other things, and that Lowtax is exactly the kind of abusive cum stain Ashlii said he is, ie him googling me to find the GoFundMe page I had made for donations for my dentures, and then posting it on SA to mock me for fucking losing most of my teeth due to a medical condition. Despite, you know, me not having had contact with him or his forum for 2 years at the time he did it. And if that's what he does to someone who hasn't spoken to him in two years, I can only imagine what kind of shit he pulled with Ashlii.
 

vertexwindi

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Hey Logan, how does it make you feel you're fucking a man so broken and desperate that you were the second choice from a schizophrenic National Socialist?
Talk about a downgrade. Lowtax really is a thirsty motherfucker, huh?

PS: Does anyone know if Ashlii has a Paypal or something to donate money for legal stuff/bills? I still feel terrible that she was caught in the mix and hurt when I had my schizo episode in 2016 and would really like to make it up to her.
Was she even allowed to use her GoFundMe funds for her legal bills? Heard some people say it wasn't, so PP doesn't sound kosher either in that case.
 

northstar747

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Yo @Mandarys Milan II nice to see you checking in.

Whats weird about lowtax sliding in on you is that your played a part in the forums decline.

Back in the heyday of the shmorky thread when lowtax basically stood up to and got cucked by his admin, namely Zen Death Robot. Who put the kibash on null cleaning up the place.

So some months after that lowtax mad a thread mocking you, about how you were a nazi, and had bad teeth. Zen Death Robot basically white Knighted you then threw a fit deleted his post history that basically broke the forum. And he may or maynot have fucked off then.

Which led to Lowtax restoring from a back up ZDR might have been sock puppeted upto his beg-a-thon and then fucking off to some discord.

So the idea that he was hitting you up after lashing out is just sad really really sad.

Also quick question is logan a victium in this?
 

MeltyTW

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I heard Dickard was getting divorced, but Jesus Christ on a cracker I had no idea what in the actual fuck he was doing to his ex-wife and his own damn flesh and blood child, nor did I know about the cheating with his """"business associate"""".

Now it all makes sense why he was texting me at 2 in the morning back in early 2019 (I think? If I recall correctly) while he was still married (which irked me), and why he had that weird period where he would slide into my DMs on Facebook all the time trying to do, what I call "the shitlib orbiter thirsty rescue operation". I've seen it before, and I knew what he was trying to do. He kept telling me things like "You're too sweet and funny of a girl to carry around this kind of hate", "I think you're actually a unique, interesting girl and you don't really mean any of the things you say, you're just caught up in the lies of the Alt Right", "Everything you say about the Trump's Chosen People, it's actually white men doing that, you need to believe me, I just want to be your friend."

Like others before him, he got this idea in his head that I am some kind of Disney princess and true love's kiss will break the spell a witch put on me and I will magically transform from an EEEVIL NAZI to a feminist wymyn. He blocked me again when he realized I am a brick wall in that regard.

Damn it all feels so much more gross now knowing my suspicions were correct and he was looking for strange to cheat on his wife with. Was he honest to God trying to make me his 'Bogan' before he found 'Bogan? Hey Logan, how does it make you feel you're fucking a man so broken and desperate that you were the second choice from a schizophrenic National Socialist? He'll put his dick in anything that moves at this point, Logan, you ain't special and you're probably not the only bitch with zero standards that he's fucking.

And seriously, FUCK you, Richard. Fuck you for having the audacity to call me a terrible human being for making conspiracy videos on the internet when you are actively abusing your wife and keeping your OWN CHILD in poverty out of some twisted sense of vengeance towards a woman who has nothing. But I guess you buy into the shitlib axiom that words are violence, but actual violence is justifiable so long as it's approved by the horse piss shitty titty committee.

Whatever part of you was a decent man rolled down the crack of your cancer mom's ass when you were conceived.

And fuck you troons too, who are shitting on an abused woman and bankrolling a man so he can continue abusing her. You faggots wonder why your kind gets found in trash bags in public parks. You bring it on yourselves.
I recommend watching the Uwe Boll fight over and over, it always brings a smile to my face
 

AnOminous

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Wait who's this Milan chick?
The Manic Pixie Nazi Chick who is legit crazy and the best thing that happened to the Shmorky thread. She is legitimately insane, although the level of insanity varies by time, and also a very talented writer and storyteller which means be really careful about being persuaded by anything she writes.

Oh also she just posted actual undeniable proof of the shit she said about Shmorky being alone with Low-T's kids. People doubted that previously but that's video evidence right there.

As for evidentiary value, she's had the opportunity to lie about stuff before and not taken it but also said things that are frankly incredible. Be very careful with this one but she definitely is in a position to know things nobody else does and on that specific case was entirely correct. She has also been in literal psychotic states while some of these events have happened.
 

AnOminous

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She still comes across as more sane than Lowtax most of the time though.
I'm just saying don't let her intelligence, coherence, persuasiveness, whatever automatically convince you into believing some shit she says even when it's possibly also insanity. As opposed to anything Low-T says which should be automatically ignored as if he hadn't even said it because he's literally that much of a liar.
 

BALLZ-BROKEN

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Note: I apologize in advance for the wall of text. I just want to share my perspective as someone who has known this prick IRL, been on the receiving end of his petty attacks, and the receiving end of his shrill, slurring mating call for another woman to abuse.
I've got a question, and I don't wanna sound like I'm "victim blaming" or anything, but when you visiting LowT's strip mall office, did you ever wear flip flops or open toed shoes? Because you might've cock teased the guy so bad it pushed him over the line, though he was probably way over the line even before he had the office.
 

Mandarys Milan II

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Just to clarify and put on the record for people new here - I was Shmorky's (diaper fur pedo, Lowtax's close business associate in charge of The Flash Tub) fiance from 2014-2016. Lived a block away from the SA office and hung out there every day, because aside from the occasional cockroach, they had internet access (which me and Shmorky's home barely had), and Lowtax and I would often play video games in the gameroom because I had no modern game consoles and he had all of them. @AnOminous is right, I am clinically crazy, officially diagnosed with Schizoaffective disorder, Bipolar type 2, and Aspergers. But as of now I've been on top of managing it, see my psychiatrist once a month to monitor my meds, make sure I'm reasonably sane and get blood levels tested. I'm on my 4 meds right now, all antipsychotics and stabilizers and what not. So as of making this post, I am lucid.

She still comes across as more sane than Lowtax most of the time though.
This is because I am sober, and Lowtax has not been sober in a very long time. I actually go and get help for my mental illness, and Lowtax is the kind of person who would rather be shot by firing squad than actually admit he had a problem and seek help. Which is fucking tragic, because the man has children. Children I met, and they were sweet, well behaved, happy girls who loved their dad to death. That text message he sent to Lauren has made me fucking seethe more than anything else in this thread. Because when he was still somewhat in control of himself, he had a great relationship with his daughters. They made him so many cute little "I love you Dad drawings", hand drawn "Happy Father's Day" cards, and drawings of their house with a happy family standing in it, that he hung proudly all over the walls of the office.

That right there is what kills me, and honest to God makes tears come to my eyes. Lowtax, you may not remember that shit because you've swallowed so much pills and booze you've probably burned holes in your brain, but I remember it. And you threw it all away for a BPD home-wrecker who trust me, is going to dump you with a vengeance the minute you cease to be fun and exciting for her. That's all it took for you to throw away two girls who thought you were goddamn Superman. And eventually, years down the line, that is going to haunt you. When you're a cantankerous old man living and dying alone on a chair on your porch, rambling to yourself about how good you used to have it, it is going to eat away at you. I sure hope it was worth it, you prick.

Also quick question is logan a victium in this?
The best answer I can give is that it's a kind of Folie a Deux. Logan is different from any girl Lowtax has courted due to the BPD (ah man is he NOT prepared for that kind of crazy), and Lowtax is in a different stage of life and mind from when I knew him. Logan and this whole twisted relationship dynamic...I have not only seen it, I have lived it. (Sorry if this is Power lvl-ing) I am no stranger to BPD thots. I was raised by one. My own mother was diagnosed with it. My mother was my father's Logan. The only job she ever held was being a stripper for 2 weeks. My Dad was one of her patrons. He cheated on his current wife with my Mom, and my Mom tormented his current wife. Slashed her tires, sent her threatening notes (where she actually called her a CUNT, but this well before the internet so you had to do it through handwritten notes!), called her in the middle of the night and breathed heavy into the phone and hung up, until my dad's first wife was so exhausted with the situation she divorced him. Mom and Dad got married, and when Mom was in her idealization phase, which is what Logan is in, everything was great! But oooohhh, then came the devaluation phase.

I say this because, Lowtax I know you read this thread because you mention it every fucking time you do a stream, I really want to drive home what the FUCK you are in for. And it will happen, because BPD thots in relationships practically work off of an algorithm in their brains and they ALL turn out the same way, and the passage of time and the advent of the internet has made them so much worse. And you really, REALLY need to understand what is going to happen to Sloane, because you know damn well you are already halfway there to making her your next wife and baby mama. This is what you are going to expose Sloane and your theoretical next child to:

The inciting incident for my Mom's devaluation spiral was me. After my mom had my sister (got knocked up in college), she had some fertility problem where it was like a 1 in a million chance she could have another kid. So when I came along, I was "the miracle baby." And that set my Mom's idealization phase, and expectations for me through the roof. She was on top of the world. Perfect family. And then it turned out "the miracle baby" got diagnosed at 5 with Aspergers and general mental illness (it's hard to diagnose shit that young), and heard voices in its head and talked to people who weren't there and wouldn't stop screaming about "the other world" it came from and that it didn't belong in this one. And my Mom, like every BPD thot there is once their ideal relationship/family doesn't go the way they want it to, went full devaluation and the hellfire rained down.

She started abusing my Dad, me, and my older sister in every definition of the word. You think getting an open palm slap to the neck is bad, LowT? You think Sloane having to witness violent abuse is bad? My Mom literally bit chunks out of my Dad. He still has the scars to prove it. Imagine having to see your Dad running out of the room, followed by your Mom, whose mouth is covered in blood. You think Sloane is ready for that, LowT? You think Logan is going to get scared when you threaten to call the cops? My Dad WAS A COP. He was second in command to the county Chief of Police. A pissed off high ranking cop can make your life hell, but he was so terrorized by how batshit and abusive she was, he not only didn't press charges, he stayed in the marriage for 10 years because he was terrified if he left my Mom would beat me within an inch of my life out of spite. Nothing you can do will scare a BPD thot out of getting violent when they're having an episode, short of pulling a gun on them and even then there's no guarantee. She blamed my Dad for giving her a "defective child". This is the kind of twisted reasoning BPD thots have for what they do.

You think Logan is gonna be a good Mom? My Mom regularly told my sister she wish she had aborted her when she had the chance, and told me I was demonically possessed psychopath who would amount to nothing but a homeless woman who sucked dick for crack. She told me that when I was 8. She'd crack my sister over the head with whatever object she had in her hand at the time and would flick hot cigarette butts at me when I "did anything autistic." My sister even started abusing me because she blamed me for my Mom abusing her. BPD thots destroy families on the level of Rome sacking Carthage, leaving not a single stone left standing.

And this, LowT, is what you threw away your family for. I see a lot of my Mom in Logan. The mannerisms, the vindictive behavior to Ashlii, her flaunting herself as your new trophy girl (even though you're totally not dating), the thrill she gets from being the hot young blonde mistress, the narcissism, the "vogue-ing" selfies, hell, she even LOOKS like my Mom since it looks like they got the exact same plastic surgery done. Like I said, BPD thots are practically all the same in relationships. Maybe not all, props to women who actually work hard to manage it, but Logan is not managing it. She's textbook.

With an abuser like Lowtax seeking out a BPD thot like Logan, there really is no victim, it'll wind up being a mutually abusive relationship. But you know who will be a victim? Sloane. The 3 year old who didn't do jack shit to deserve any of this. I pray to Christ Ashlii just gets full custody. And LowT, if you had any shred of care left for your kid, you would let her do it. As well as finally learn to use a goddamn rubber so you don't make anymore kids who you'll eventually throw the fuck away. You know you're too much of an addict to deal with the responsibility of kids anymore, just let her go. Let them both go. You hate me and think I'm totally batshit, so why would you want your kid winding up like me? Coming from the same kind of background I did? This is where crazy people get made. Be a fucking man one last time and do right by your kids, and then go and fuck up your life anyway you want. Please do, actually. I'm gonna laugh my ass off the day Logan bites a chunk out of you.

I've got a question, and I don't wanna sound like I'm "victim blaming" or anything, but when you visiting LowT's strip mall office, did you ever wear flip flops or open toed shoes? Because you might've cock teased the guy so bad it pushed him over the line, though he was probably way over the line even before he had the office.
Heh, funny you mention that. I actually found a pair of open toed high heels that lit up and flashed at a Goodwill in Missouri. They were so stupid that I loved them, and wore them around the office all the time. Good Lord, it all makes sense now....
 
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