Careercow Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat Founder of Something Awful

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This is well deserved.

I never liked Something Awful's arrogant, egotistical tone, acting like they were so much better than everyone else, karma is a bitch.

I loved the old SA.

The Unwashed neckbearded incels, meat boats, 420 eat baconators everyday...helldump, fake memes, threads 100,000 pages long about massive cysts from sitting around gaming.

The goon culture has changed so much for the worse
 

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I loved the old SA.

The Unwashed neckbearded incels, meat boats, 420 eat baconators everyday...helldump, fake memes, threads 100,000 pages long about massive cysts from sitting around gaming.

The goon culture has changed so much for the worse
oh my GOD, the tailbone things? polindial cysts or whatever? holy shit, memories. :stress:

what about the tonsiloliths? those calciferous growth things goons would get in their tonsils because they never brushed their fucking teeth? I remember threads about that too. :stress::stress:
 

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Does this mean Eric Bauman won in the end? I mean according to Wikipedia he sold ebaumsworld for "for $15 million up front, $2.5 million in HandHeld stock and up to $52.5 million in cash and stock over 3 years".
Yes. Eric Bauman is a god compared to Richard. He will live a life of wealth and privilege, while LowT ODs on painkillers and bum wine and dies owing years of back child support.
 

NavyGuzzler

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Does this mean Eric Bauman won in the end? I mean according to Wikipedia he sold ebaumsworld for "for $15 million up front, $2.5 million in HandHeld stock and up to $52.5 million in cash and stock over 3 years".
No you see because goons made a mean flash video about him and I'm sure it still makes him cry into his gigantic stacks of cash
 
Does this mean Eric Bauman won in the end? I mean according to Wikipedia he sold ebaumsworld for "for $15 million up front, $2.5 million in HandHeld stock and up to $52.5 million in cash and stock over 3 years".
Ebaumsworld, as of today, still gets more traffic than SA. Moot was also able to cash out of 4chan and get an actual career.

Lowtax has to ebeg on Patreon while he live-posts his divorce on Facebook. He probably wishes he was Bauman.
 

The golden neckbeard

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oh my GOD, the tailbone things? polindial cysts or whatever? holy shit, memories. :stress:

what about the tonsiloliths? those calciferous growth things goons would get in their tonsils because they never brushed their fucking teeth? I remember threads about that too. :stress::stress:
Yeah. Those...some
oh my GOD, the tailbone things? polindial cysts or whatever? holy shit, memories. :stress:

what about the tonsiloliths? those calciferous growth things goons would get in their tonsils because they never brushed their fucking teeth? I remember threads about that too. :stress::stress:

Yeah good times.

Some goons popped them and posted nasty pic and got ridiculous infections...some goons ignored them...none ever went to a doctor
 

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