Ricky Gervais Tells Hollywood to "F*** Off" in Expletive-Filled Golden Globes Monologue - The absolute mad lad

[Denmark Mafia]

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[Useless Idiot]

Gervais has been asked back so many times he just does not give a fuck. He hit the nail on the head with the 'morning show's trash. He just shit all over the audience and there was NOTHING they could do. For so many egos he was taking a hammer to kneecaps.

A lot of people including Gervais are still pissed about Kevin Hart who made jokes saying he'd break a dollhouse over his son's head if he was gay, which was clearly a joke. I think Hart was a turning point for a lot of people in the comedy community because he's genuinely regarded as really really nice as well as milquetoast

I think Gervais going HAM and basically calling Hollywood elite a bunch of high school drop outs and to shut the fuck up because they can't relate to normal people curbed that fucktarded cringe Trump shit that plagues these shows because he effectively shamed them.

Kevin Hart also made that joke in like 2011. If you're a comedian, the prospect of losing jobs because a joke you told a decade ago is now considered Impossibly Offensive is pretty scary since there's no goddamn way you can guess where all the lines will be a decade from now.

This is also one of the things making people really despise cancel culture. It's one thing if someone gets a justified amount of grief for something they just said, but it's something else entirely if someone is losing work because they said something 10 years ago. There's no statute of limitations on cancellation and there's no rational correlation between the severity of the "crime" and the punishment you receive.

 

[Biffo]

Celebrities are so far up their own ass, nice to see them get called out on their bullshit, how many celebrities are honest about just doing a role for the money and nothing else really matters for them. Reason Ricky Gervais jokes worked is how truthfully they are, and you can tell how close to home they hit.

 

[dvdlee18]

Tim Cook looked like he short circuited for a second there. I love it, make that faggot twitch.

why was tim apple even there?

 

[OttoWest]

Glad Phoenix and Coleman won awards. Thought Ricky was hilarious. I've always liked Hanks, tbh, but I have read some disturbing rumours about him on Crazy Days And Nights. I've not seen any actual proof though, so I take anything written about him with a pinch of salt.

CDAN is junk.

why was tim apple even there?

Apple’s The Morning Show got a lot of nominations.

 

[Iron Hamster]

When he dropped the Felicity Huffman MOAB I roared and the silence on TV was deafening which made it even funnier.

I've always liked Hanks, tbh, but I have read some disturbing rumours about him on Crazy Days And Nights. I've not seen any actual proof though, so I take anything written about him with a pinch of salt.

He sits it these shows like he has a stick up his ass.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Joaquin shot himself in the foot with his behavior in terms of an Oscar unfortunately.

Messy ass Michelle Williams winning using her PR savvy tactics to deflect from the fact that shes a homewrecker (she married this guy and had a kid, he gave up everything to move to Brooklyn with her, she cheats on him with a married man during the very show she won for and now they're engaged) to talk about her abortion....smooth.

Awkwafina's win was emotional. I'm happy for her but buckwild where the fuck your accent go?!

 

[Shield Breaker]

I'm surprised they had him back after all the wrong think he's said about troons.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Between this and the New Guy meme I feel like we're starting off the 2020s right.

Also since everyone is talking about Tom Hanks, apparently his reaction is a "major mood" according to Twitter. Like, oof yikes my guy!
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Lol keith urban's face. He and nicole were making those "should we laugh? I'm slightly uncomfortable so let's smile" faces

Also when they were doing supporting actress and had a drunk cameraman focusing on Annette Bening

 

[Moloko]

CDAN is junk.

That's why I take what's posted on there with a grain of salt. However the comments on there, left by mentals and embittered fags who treat CDAN as the absolute truth, can be quite entertaining.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Considering Di Caprio was a child actor and most likely suffered major abuse, is it safe to assume Gervais is right on the money here?

 

[Coffee Shits]

Oh, please. None of this is genuine. It's to attract eyeballs towards an awards show that the general public increasingly doesn't give a shit about centered in an industry that garners more disdain by the day. I believe it just as much as the radio DJs claim that they didn't know that the Golden Globes were last night. Because I'm too hip to keep up with this grandpa shit, am I right new target audience fellow kids?

If this wasn't coordinated beforehand they would have shuffled his ass off stage to the sound of deafening "end the speech already" music. Give me a fuckin' break.

 

[OttoWest]

Joaquin shot himself in the foot with his behavior in terms of an Oscar unfortunately.

Everyone expects Joaquin to be a bit of a weirdo. He still works constantly, big directors still clamor to hire him because he can put the weird aside and be a professional.

Whether you believe the allegations or not, Affleck was accused of sexual assault and Oldman of beating his wife. Didn’t stop either of them. It’s the narrative that matters. Overdue+revered actor+$1b box office=Oscar.

Considering Di Caprio was a child actor and most likely suffered major abuse, is it safe to assume Gervais is right on the money here?

Both DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire were repped early on by a guy named Bob Villard. He’s been referred to as a manager, a publicist, and a headshot photographer so he sounds like a sketchy dude trying to find kid actors at the entry level. Villard was later convicted of molesting a thirteen year old boy.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Joaquin shot himself in the foot with his behavior in terms of an Oscar unfortunately.

Do you honestly think anyone in the business with half a brain actually gives a shit about some industry awards show where the prizes are given out arbitrarily?

 

[Idiotron]

This is a scam.

Hollywood knows that we hate their guts now so they're acting all self deprecating in order to make us think:
"Yeah, those rich celebrities over there, they're evil but these rich celebrities over here, they're OK."
None of this is real, none of this is genuine.
They're doing this so that we keep consuming their products and making them richer.

Same shit, different tactics.
Nothing to see here, moving on.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Joaquin shot himself in the foot with his behavior in terms of an Oscar unfortunately.

Joaquin also called them bullshit years ago. He apologized, but I don't think he cares.

 

[EveyDwyer]

Based on what I've seen, most of the people didn't mention politics. Except drunk or high Patricia Arquette, who made the cringiest speech about voting against Donald Trump.

Audience at home: I bet no one will be stupid enough to mention politics after that!
Patricia Arquette: Hold my dead brother/sister/brother's ashes.

I love her. She's easily the most genuine person there.

Doris forever. ❤

All in all I thought he was pretty restrained considering the room. I enjoyed it.

Especially when so many people would dream to be in that situation so they could be all like...

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Won't SOMEBODY think of the millionaire pedos' feelings?!

 

[Iron Hamster]

No one has sperged out about the Judi Densch licking her pussy joke?

 

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