Ridiculous Scammers - Scammers who have said funny shit or royally fucked up in scamming you?

[YangGang2020]

>Recently got a call on the phone from an unknown number.
>An automated message stating that I needed to call and check on my visa mastercard, tells me to dial etc
>Knew it was a scam but dialed anyway to have some fun

>Indian man impersonating a white accent comes on the line
"Hello welcome to the Visa banking services how may I help you?"


"Hi, I was called and directed here, something about checking up on my mastercard?"

>fake accent quickly drops to heavy indian accent as if he couldn't even be bothered to try
"Ah yes sir, we realy appreCIATE you contaccing us so qwickly. may I ask what your name is sir so I may check you akount?


"Of course, my name is John Picklecock"
>Fake name, of course

>After a few seconds roll by, he comes back after checking my "account" (probably went to get a quick bite or something)
"Dank you for your pastents sir, you have been called becose u have done so well on making payments on your visa master card bac and we wood like to rewad u! u are actualy eliggible for lower interest rates and cashback on every purchase for being such a wel cusstommer!

>play along
"That's awesome, thank you so much"

>after a bunch of technical speak and constant praising to make it sound like he knows what he is doing
"all we hav to do nou is get you set up, what card do you use the most sir?


"Of course it's my gisa aftercard" >slurred speech

"Im sorry sir?"

"my vister mathercard" >slur intensifies

"no sir, what credit card do u use most often?"

"Oh i'm sorry, my vista wintertard" >unrecognizable garbage

>It was at this very moment, I killed a man, and unleashed a beast

"NOW YOU LISTEN HEAR U MOTHA FUCKA, DONT EVVA MESSS WIT ME AGAIN! YOU COCKSUCKING PEACKCOCK MUTHA FUCKA"


>Phone slams, line dies, feelings hurt

 

[soft kitty]

I've never gotten a scam phone call, plenty of scam emails though.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

The dialogue is great. Got an audio version? Hearing this conversation would be even better

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

"Knew it was a scam but dialed anyway to have some fun" And got charged a months wages in about 4 minutes.

 

[Consider Lizards]

My favourite scam is those folk who read out reddit posts on YouTube, badly, and expect you to give them money.

Really though, no one writes about specific scam calls, you go to YouTube and hear them for real. Live sometimes. With virtual machine fun if the YouTuber knows their business.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

@YangGang2020 your username reminds me that a family member got scammed out of $90 buying a hat and a t-shirt from a politician promising to give her $1k/month

 

[Thumb Butler]

Some idiots called me and asked if my name was Generic last name, I said no, and they then asked if I knew anyone called Generic last name? Fuck off, as if I would tell them my name and hand over my bank details. The caller also had a strange accent.