Inactive Rob Ford - Toronto's Best/Lulziest Mayor

[RetardBus]

I normally stay as far away from politics as possible, but this man is too hilarious to not pay attention to. Rob Ford is the current mayor of Toronto, and is very much like what would happen if CWC himself was an actual mayor. He shares many of the same traits as Chris, such as often tard raging in public, can't stand DA HOMOS, and he's not exactly a bright fellow, to say the least. On multiple occasions he slips and falls on his ass in public because he's almost always drunk or stoned wherever he goes. This even happened to him when trying to make a pass at a football game. Oh yeah and he also smokes crack.

Have a look at some good Rob Ford tard rage.
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His Wikipedia article is also quite a read, mainly this portion.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Ford#S ... _incidents

 

[Watcher]

He's not the first politician to take drugs and sure as hell won't be the last

Ranting about gays is also what most politicians do.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Huh, we have somebody even worse here in mexico, next.

 

[CatParty]

just an average politician. not a lolcow

 

[Smutley]

just an average politician. not a lolcow

I beg to differ. Rob Ford is anything but the average politician.

Rob Ford, the politician caught on tape drunk and smoking crack cocaine, the same Rob Ford who had all his powers stripped away by the government but refuses to resign and has also launched a reelection campaign. The same Rob Ford who's hinted at trying to hire thugs to beat up and kill the guys who might have had the video of him smoking crack.

The Rob Ford that bulldozes members of government and falls down all the time everywhere he goes because he's drunk or stoned.

The Rob Ford that doesn't need to sexually harass his staffers because he has PLENTY of pussy of his own to eat at home.

The Rob Ford that gave up drinking until the next day when he didn't.

He's anything but average.

 

[HG 400]

Vladimir Zhirinovsky suggested invading the USA solely to annex Alaska to use as a dumping ground for "Jews and Ukranians".

He's lobbied for Russia to nuke Chechnia during their war. He lobbied for the nuking of Japan during a border dispute. And he lobbied for the nuking of the Atlantic Ocean in order to flood Britain after a minor diplomatic row.

He offered to have Condoleeza Rice gang-raped by a barracks full of soldiers, to her face.

After years of jew-baiting and antisemitic speeches, somebody dug up his family history and outed him as half-Jewish.

He's gotten into so many fistfights in parliament that they now seat military-tranied female politicians next to him in the hopes that he'll either be too ashamed to hit a woman or too afraid of getting his ass kicked by one.

He was successfully sued after trying to order a bodyguard to shoot his political rival in the head (the bodyguard refused).

Your Toronto guy isn't that bad.

 

[Smutley]

Your Toronto guy isn't that bad.

Yeah but he's funny as all hell. Threatening to gang rape women isn't funny. Falling down trying to throw a football because you're probably drunk, on multiple occasions, is.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Here in mexico we have a guy that is trying to convince all the young people to drop out school and steal groceries from stores as a way to "protest against the rise of taxes", and yeah, as always, he has to tard rage, yell at people and call people by names because they don't agree with his fucked up view of the world... also, one of the guys that is in the same political party, stripped during a parlament as a way to "show" what the government is doing to the country... man, politics sure are a really bad joke.

 

[Surtur]

In the US we have a number of high-ranking politicians who believe the Earth is less than 10,000 years old. I think we "win".

 

[random_pickle]

Can anyone tell me how these guys got into positions of power in the first place? I thought governments were supposed to have some method of keeping these idiots out.

 

[Smutley]

Can anyone tell me how these guys got into positions of power in the first place? I thought governments were supposed to have some method of keeping these idiots out.

Because the people who are voted into power are generally a pretty good representation of the people who do all the voting.

 

[RetardBus]

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Just thought I'd leave this here.

The comedy behind Rob Ford is not about him being a bad mayor, but rather his antics and how he constantly makes a fool of himself in public, as shown by this video.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

So is the lolcow section now Gawker?

 

[Saney]

Pfft, that's nothing. Former politician Tom Alciere advocated for citizens to murder cops and wrote three fanfics where his author avatar raped dozens of women and had a harem of angels.

 

[random_pickle]

Pfft, that's nothing. Former politician Tom Alciere advocated for citizens to murder cops and wrote three fanfics where his author avatar raped dozens of women and had a harem of angels.

Oh god, this guy's married. Someone actually reproduced with him.

 

[Saney]

Pfft, that's nothing. Former politician Tom Alciere advocated for citizens to murder cops and wrote three fanfics where his author avatar raped dozens of women and had a harem of angels.

Oh god, this guy's married. Someone actually reproduced with him.

Anyone else want to bet that he's training his kid to be a little cop killer?

 

[c-no]

Pfft, that's nothing. Former politician Tom Alciere advocated for citizens to murder cops and wrote three fanfics where his author avatar raped dozens of women and had a harem of angels.

Oh god, this guy's married. Someone actually reproduced with him.

Anyone else want to bet that he's training his kid to be a little cop killer?

I'd probably bet a single penny (or the Australian equivalent) that he's training his kid to be a cop killer, only for said training to fail. Also, wasn't Alciere mentioned in the Shy Harder thread as a guy who ran some dating site or ad for pregnant women or something?

In the US we have a number of high-ranking politicians who believe the Earth is less than 10,000 years old. I think we "win".

As much as how some might agree, reading about a Russian politician who wants to invade Alaska to dump the Ukranians, nuke other countries because of petty disagreements, and being half of what he hates might actually beat us. And the politician mentioned by FemboiBunny believes kids should drop out of school and steal to oppose a rise in taxes, raging, and calling people names while also yelling at them might also beat us. Is we want the U.S. to win, there should be mention of other things aside from high-ranking U.S. politicans believing in young earth creationism.

 

[Saney]

I'd probably bet a single penny (or the Australian equivalent) that he's training his kid to be a cop killer, only for said training to fail. Also, wasn't Alciere mentioned in the Shy Harder thread as a guy who ran some dating site or ad for pregnant women or something?

Oh yeah, that's right, I forgot about that. Wasn't that dating site really skeevy looking?

 

[Trombonista]

So is this now the Political Lolcow thread?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Lulzy politicians

Yeah, this thread should be re-titled lulzy politicians