Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, coping poorly

What's next for Bob Chipman?


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Stalphos Johnson

Very Spooky
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i doubt Bob is familiar with the concept of "Invasive Species" (unless it's Straight White Cis Males). I hope he never runs right into a Giant Hogweed on a sunny day, just sayin'.

I disagree, and would find Bloberto rolling around shrieking in from a run-in with Hogweed while he shouts word vomit into the sky at his predicament hilarious
The only problem with this is that Robert would never go outside in the first place.
 

Woe-B-Gon (TM)

I'm being subverted by an anime avatar, plz hlp
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Most of his emoticons are fake or hypocritical but this one is just nonsensical.

You mean the same feeling most people get when someone suggests they sit through another MCU brawl with a column of light in the background?
Bobby has so marinated his sorry excuse of a brain with capeshit that he can't think of anything without fantasizing capeshit scenarios:
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Criticizes someone for "not believing in" science by positing a scientifically impossible scenario. Good job, Bob. Did you know that if you shoot up with a mix of cyanide, heroin, and Pixy Stix it makes leprechauns shoot out your ass? The Science I got from the last leprechaun out says so!

Bob: Science says when you mix a bunch of drugs and poisons you don't get superpowers. You get dead.

Protecting your children from heinous indoctrination is a very bad thing:
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I don't know about you, but "not talking about race ever" in schools is pretty valid, especially now that teachers cannot approach this subject in a level-headed manner.
God, tell me about it - the hell of it is that if they'd proposed the same rule to ensure that male teachers aren't raping little girls he'd be fine with it, and there's be no talk about how it was fascist.

That said I like how he wants a reckoning for certain whites. Not him, obviously. He's one of the good ones.
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What a find. The body shape suggests genuine woman:
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She looks less dead when in the coffin.
 

Laughingjoke2

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Robert is a good ally:
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Bobby has so marinated his sorry excuse of a brain with capeshit that he can't think of anything without fantasizing capeshit scenarios:
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Protecting your children from heinous indoctrination is a very bad thing:
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I don't know about you, but "not talking about race ever" in schools is pretty valid, especially now that teachers cannot approach this subject in a level-headed manner.

Thorne Melcher, a bumfuck insane BPD troon, Twitter addict who baaaaaaaws his eyes out every few days, has joined Bobby's Angels.
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Believers are evil but not Believers in Theosophy and witchcraft:
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What a find. The body shape suggests genuine woman:
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Blobby bitches about denying science yet suggest it takes a XX Chromosome to be a woman and you're a monster in his eyes.
 

Marshal Mannerheim

Koti, uskonto, ja isänmaa.
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Bobby has so marinated his sorry excuse of a brain with capeshit that he can't think of anything without fantasizing capeshit scenarios:
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Maybe it's because I'm a Britbong but I can't work out why these states can't just hang these prisoners.

Here in the UK we used to hang people by the long-drop method until capital punishment was abolished and, for me, that seems a lot less complicated than just sticking random drugs into criminals until they died.
 
Maybe it's because I'm a Britbong but I can't work out why these states can't just hang these prisoners.

Here in the UK we used to hang people by the long-drop method until capital punishment was abolished and, for me, that seems a lot less complicated than just sticking random drugs into criminals until they died.
Lethal injections( and the Electrical Chair, for the matter) were created as more "humane" forms of execution compared to the fire squads and hangings of old, which were more visually messy. In practice, though, there is evidence(plenty, in fact) that the chair was basically just a sidegrade to the older methods, and that the injection actually leads to greater suffering on the subject, albeit it generally isn't visible because the guy is paralyzed because of the drugs.
 

Captain Marvelous

Hade ni ikuze!
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Bob is very lucky. I was once in a journalism program and one of my professor's openly mocked Kurt Eichenwald. When you have a leg up on Kurt you should be doing victory laps.
Who's Kurt Eichenwald?
Robert is a good ally:
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I'm surprised there's no thread on the people who blindly hate JK Rowling here yet.
 

EnemyStand

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Body weight? Hanging a fat yank can easily turn into a messy decapitation.
See, this is why we need to bring back public executions as entertainment. I can see people wearing white t-shirts in the splash zone as souvenirs, kids running about getting delicious tacos from food trucks, and at the end a waste of a life gets what he fucking deserves.

I just realized I'm a sick fuck.
 

Nobue

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See, this is why we need to bring back public executions as entertainment. I can see people wearing white t-shirts in the splash zone as souvenirs, kids running about getting delicious tacos from food trucks, and at the end a waste of a life gets what he fucking deserves.

I just realized I'm a sick fuck.
Considering how shocked the rioters were last year when they were met with force, public executions would be great to remind tards just how easily they could be dead.
 

Adamska

Last Gunman
True & Honest Fan
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Executions do jackshit about crime rates, and given death row is a big waste of money, it's better to lock them in a tiny cube and you just record their screams.

Also Bob saying why a movie should be made can be also said for the ideas for Stage 4, since the only films that'd even remotely matter is trying to make a good FF4 movie and some X-men. His shitty TV shows he justifies consooming only exist as Disney+ fodder and a desperate attempt to make product to lie to the investors. It'd be interesting to counter Bob with his own words and see if he even recognizes them.
 
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LordofCringe7206

What's that Plank? They're hiding in the library?
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Honestly as setback for Bob could be anything from him losing his job to someone saying "God bless" to him at a store reminding him there are mayo ghouls among us.

Also whatever the fuck this is that mixes two of Bob's three biggest fetishes.

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Because it looks like a New Grounds game being sold, Bob.
I can explain it to you Bob in three simple points:
  1. Heavily copying anything is lazy and makes the product worse. Even if the original is something great.
  2. Despite what you think, SMB3 isn't the best platform to be made. Not even for the side-scrolling format. Maybe it is in contention for best for that era. But it is far from the best.
  3. It is 2021 Bob. Platformers have evolved drastically since 1988. Basing your game heavily off a game from 33 years ago is stupid.
 

Woe-B-Gon (TM)

I'm being subverted by an anime avatar, plz hlp
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Also whatever the fuck this is that mixes two of Bob's three biggest fetishes.

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Because it looks like a New Grounds game being sold, Bob.
Oh, no. Tiniest of powerlevels, I used to be subbed to the developer's Youtube channel because I genuinely enjoyed the game called Midboss. This game is a reskin of the dev's last game, an SMB clone where Super Bernie beats Trump-Bowser to win the White House. Link goes to a speedrun instead of the dev's channel because the fastest dose possible is recommended. Also, holy shit someone speedran this.

It's a low-tier dev who went from free and simple indie games to a propaganda clone with a "Donate to Bernie" link on the main page (which aged like milk because he retired to one of his mansions with a hearty "No refunds!" maybe a month after the release - the link still worked, though) who has now filed the serial numbers off to try sell the damn thing. Also, one look at SocialBlade shows the dev has negative video views in July 2020, a result of purging Bernie content except one trailer (which has had comments turned off).

So yeah, while I imagine most people dumping on it are for being Newgrounds-tier on a PS5 (great buy, that console) if you find anyone truly passionate about dumping on it, it's probably because they remember that fiasco too. This game is just not important enough to hate unless there's a history.
 

The Fatriarchy

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Oh, no. Tiniest of powerlevels, I used to be subbed to the developer's Youtube channel because I genuinely enjoyed the game called Midboss. This game is a reskin of the dev's last game, an SMB clone where Super Bernie beats Trump-Bowser to win the White House. Link goes to a speedrun instead of the dev's channel because the fastest dose possible is recommended. Also, holy shit someone speedran this.

It's a low-tier dev who went from free and simple indie games to a propaganda clone with a "Donate to Bernie" link on the main page (which aged like milk because he retired to one of his mansions with a hearty "No refunds!" maybe a month after the release - the link still worked, though) who has now filed the serial numbers off to try sell the damn thing. Also, one look at SocialBlade shows the dev has negative video views in July 2020, a result of purging Bernie content except one trailer (which has had comments turned off).

So yeah, while I imagine most people dumping on it are for being Newgrounds-tier on a PS5 (great buy, that console) if you find anyone truly passionate about dumping on it, it's probably because they remember that fiasco too. This game is just not important enough to hate unless there's a history.
That was a blatant SMB1 clone though. This game is really obviously not the same game, but it still has absolutely no soul or personality because it borrows from everything the dev likes, directly. Unfortunately, directly ripping off things people like seems to be what sells to the brain dead crowd, and that's something in no shortage on the internet.
 

Ita Mori

💔Turn me into a street💔
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Jetpack Himmler

Self-loathing Millennial
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Slight power-level here, but my father is/was a mechanical engineer like Chris and so old-school that he used a drafting board before AutoCAD became common place. It's quite the contrast between him and Chris. Dad's employer laid him off back when I was in middle school so what did he do before there was Twitter and Patreon? He started his own business and did his best to put food on our table. I can only imagine stress he must've been under--I mean, we were a two-income household, but he was determined to make it work. I hate to admit it, but I was more like Bob back then so I probably gave him a lot of unnecessary grief. Fuck, looking at Chris today makes me more appreciate for what my father did for my family so I guess that I'm thankful to Chris for being a complete loser.
 

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