Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, coping poorly

What's next for Bob Chipman?


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AirdropShitposts

That's a side effect of the marijuana poisoning!
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dis GrammerGamer35(a) retard "the smarter fascist we've heard about" :story: He's a real winner that one
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Let's see if he becomes a regular
Why is this faggot under the impression that anyone cares that he's an employee of the Wayne County, North Carolina government? I assume on some kind of progressive make work for tards employment program.
 

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Bobby's even stupider than that. The governor of florida in 1980 (term started 1979 ended in 1987 due to resignation) was a Democrat by the name of Bob Graham. His predecessor was also a Democrat since 1971. So literally, this is the fault of the Blue, not Red, in every conceivable way if you wanna pin building failure on its initial construction over shit like "reinforced concrete".

EDIT: Is Bob really such a goddamn smoothbrain that he thinks that concrete can be reinforced after the fact of building construction? Please tell me he's not that fucking dumb... :optimistic:
My friend, it's not Bob's stupidity that's got my panties in a bunch. His antics are well documented. Bagging on Bob is fun exercise because he's so predictable.

It's the crowd of wailing primates whooping, "OOH SICK BURN" that's steaming my hams. As you've correctly noted, this has nothing to do with the current administration and even if it did, this bricked dunk is in exceptionally poor taste. BUT FUCKIN' GOTTEM DROPPIN NUKES RED TEAM SUCKS

I'm convinced there's no lower lifeform than a Moviebob orbiter. They're amorphous, genderless, wobbling flesh like those yellow things from the Herculoids.
 

Positron

Ran, Bob Ran!
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Bobby has indeed cut down on his Twitter time the last two days. It is of course not due to any sympathy about dead injun children: he has a backlog of trashy movies to review.

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I still don't see how that transaction has anything to do with anyone living in 2021, no matter whether they are white, black, or neither. Indeed why should anyone who isn't a historian gives a minute's thought about it? The bulletin is beautiful I must say.

Tall woman:
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Democrats are the new bipartisan. This is not the first time Bobby expressed this idea:
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Spleen on anti-vaxers:
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I can guarantee most people who refuse to take the vaccine do so because of health concerns and mistrust on the fast-track approval process, not because of political ideology -- President Trump, after all, was among the first to get jabbed. And isn't is strange I never heard Bobby complain about measles antivaxers.

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You are a moron if you think Bobby gives a fuck about innocent lives, unless they are blacks and trannies who are being genocided as we speak.

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God wants to show us, through the travail of Cusick father and son, how corrupt, how vengeful, how hateful and blind the Democrat government is.

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MCU CGI fuckfest:
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Bobby promises some TL;DW videos on The Eternals.
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Britney Spears:
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Jap monsters that looks like some Indonesian deity:
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LordofCringe7206

What's that Plank? They're hiding in the library?
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As peculiar as his legs look in that picture, I'm going to wait until we see something a little more definitive before agreeing with you.
Considering how long people like Blade and Jack Scalfani have lasted with their rotting legs, Bob will probably live forever at the rate he's going.
 

JayHarrison

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Spleen on anti-vaxers:
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I can guarantee most people who refuse to take the vaccine do so because of health concerns and mistrust on the fast-track approval process, not because of political ideology -- President Trump, after all, was among the first to get jabbed. And isn't is strange I never heard Bobby complain about measles antivaxers.
Remember: Until Joe Biden won the White House, Moviebob, a self-entitled opportunist, was an ardent anti-vaxxer. Let's look back, shall we?

Moviebob, 2020.09.03: "I wouldn't take a COVID vaccine developed by the Trump administration if it was a topical solution that had to be applied hands-free by an all-star lineup of Miller Lite Girls. No thank you."

Moviebob, 2020.11.11: "The vaccine is approved? Good. Get that shit in me yesterday. I don't care if it turns me into fucking NEMESIS or whatever."



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You are a moron if you think Bobby gives a fuck about innocent lives, unless they are blacks and trannies who are being genocided as we speak.
Unless, of course, those people also happen to be Trump voters. Then Bob would GLADLY see them wiped out of existence.



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God wants to show us, through the travail of Cusick father and son, how corrupt, how vengeful, how hateful and blind the Democrat government is.
Really? I can already see all that nasty jazz the Democrats' governance is pulling without the Almighty's assistance.
 
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Woe-B-Gon (TM)

I'm being subverted by an anime avatar, plz hlp
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Educators are not public figures but activists are. No one filmed you while you were teaching 2+2=4 because it was boring, it was only when you decided to teach that 2+2=5 because math is white oppression that the cameras came out.

More on topic, Joan Donovan is a fat 40 year old Masshole. Bob's kindred spirit? Can we get them to meet in the hopes a sinkhole opens up under them?
 

King Dead

Cops are better when they're mecha.
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Very pretty concept, sure, and it would probably look neat if it were built. But considering how many construction projects are literally collapsing in the Superior Chinese Future, including walls that are literally filled with garbage, I'm gonna continue to hedge my bets with the Memphis Pyramid. Lord knows I wouldn't want to be on top of that thing if it started keeling over.

I swear, Bob's effectively no different from a baby that you jingle keys in front of. As long as it's shiny and fyu-chur-iss-tik, he'll clap and burble in dumbfounded excitement.
 

Australianbirdfruit

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I'm going to guess that for a lot of mainstream neoconservatives and neoliberals, there's an unthinking loyalty to the current socio-economic status quo, and a lot of the "democratic authoritarians" that people like Applebaum identify often try to challenge that status quo. That was certainly the case with Trump, with his desire to do away with the current arrangement with regards to industrial outsourcing, mass immigration, and foreign intervention. Plus even people on the nominal right have a tendency to engage in "thought-terminating cliches" where any kind of effort to limit or roll back corporate power is seen as "socialism" or "statism."
You're probably right, but it raises the question of whether or not these people actually understood what they critiqued, and why the dictatorship they deigned to cover were oppressive and destructive in the first place.

It's kind of like when Null points out that many of the so-called libertarians on the Internet mainly seem to be interested in preserving their right to coom to japanese loli and furry porn. This is the height of their moral framework, and what they strive to achieve for society. In the same vein people like Applebaum seems to be solely interested in preserving the Laissez-faire free market (I suspect she doesn't have any misgivings to global monopolies and outsourcing) and nothing else, foolishly conflating this singular objective with "libertarianism" as a whole. She even has the gall to call her former friends — many of whom have disowned her for basically being an insufferable, politically correct cunt — insane. It's completely beyond her self-opinionated proclivities that perhaps she is the one who's insane.

I also see that she tweeted a superbly stupid take on the Covid ordeal last year, where she praised China for "shipping supplies to those in need", and disparaged America for "doing nothing". When called out for it she urged her detractors to "look themselves in the mirror for being fascists acting in bad faith", or something to that nature. Is this bitch for real? How is it even possible to be so incredibly dumb? With her expertise in socialist dictatorships?
 

LordofCringe7206

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You're probably right, but it raises the question of whether or not these people actually understood what they critiqued, and why the dictatorship they deigned to cover were oppressive and destructive in the first place.
The answer is simple: no. Everything gets co-opted by people with more sinister intentions. The Cold War is no exception to this. Applebaum is not the first or the last person to do this.

Even recently with all the Wuhan lab leaks coming to light. Somebody pointed out on Twitter that the only reason this is coming out now after a year of surpressing this story is because the elites have some other use for it. Fauci and China won't stand for their crimes, but it'll probably get used to justify expanding the conflict in Syria because it is on "our" geopolitical interests to do so.
Oh no no, Bob is on to us and the lolcow slaughterhouse! Abandon Farms!

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Hi Bob! Sorry to hear that some tranny you didn't hear of until today killed themselves.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt

I tried that once...it was alright I guess.
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Why is this faggot under the impression that anyone cares that he's an employee of the Wayne County, North Carolina government? I assume on some kind of progressive make work for tards employment program.
The government will hire ANYBODY and special consideration is given to any minority and/or if you know someone who works at the agency you're applying to. It's not something to brag/be proud about.
Oh no no, Bob is on to us and the lolcow slaughterhouse! Abandon Farms!

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Do it faggot. Call us out. SAY IT!
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Bob does not care that some furry troon may or may not have necked themselves (at the time of this and Bob's writing, his death still hasn't been confirmed and the fact that said furry troon lives in Grorious Nipponland means that it will possibly never be official just "totes believe it") he cares that there's a thread that's fast approaching 4000 pages with people documenting and laughing at his impotent autism. This just gives him an excuse to talk about us directly without actually talking about us.

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Nigga please. This is getting posted on page 3976.
 

Koby_Fish

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My friend, it's not Bob's stupidity that's got my panties in a bunch. His antics are well documented. Bagging on Bob is fun exercise because he's so predictable.

It's the crowd of wailing primates whooping, "OOH SICK BURN" that's steaming my hams. As you've correctly noted, this has nothing to do with the current administration and even if it did, this bricked dunk is in exceptionally poor taste. BUT FUCKIN' GOTTEM DROPPIN NUKES RED TEAM SUCKS

I'm convinced there's no lower lifeform than a Moviebob orbiter. They're amorphous, genderless, wobbling flesh like those yellow things from the Herculoids.
With Bob, I do indeed expect a certain baseline of stupidity. But ye gods, this smoothbrained attempt to dunk on Red when Blue was in charge when the damn building went up, and something something Ron Desantis can't travel back in time to reinforce concrete of a building that was built 40 years ago was so far above the baseline it made by brain hurt.


Bobby has indeed cut down on his Twitter time the last two days. It is of course not due to any sympathy about dead injun children: he has a backlog of trashy movies to review.

Grudge Unlimited:
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I still don't see how that transaction has anything to do with anyone living in 2021, no matter whether they are white, black, or neither. Indeed why should anyone who isn't a historian gives a minute's thought about it? The bulletin is beautiful I must say.

Tall woman:
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Democrats are the new bipartisan. This is not the first time Bobby expressed this idea:
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Spleen on anti-vaxers:
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I can guarantee most people who refuse to take the vaccine do so because of health concerns and mistrust on the fast-track approval process, not because of political ideology -- President Trump, after all, was among the first to get jabbed. And isn't is strange I never heard Bobby complain about measles antivaxers.

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You are a moron if you think Bobby gives a fuck about innocent lives, unless they are blacks and trannies who are being genocided as we speak.

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God wants to show us, through the travail of Cusick father and son, how corrupt, how vengeful, how hateful and blind the Democrat government is.

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MCU CGI fuckfest:
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Bobby promises some TL;DW videos on The Eternals.
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Britney Spears:
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Jap monsters that looks like some Indonesian deity:
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AOC being "tall" (as well as of PoC and dem) is probably what really gets Bobbo's thirst going (given his admitted weakness for "tall girls").
Also I am surprised Bob recognizes the existence of "Crunchy New Age" anti-vaxxers on the "Left".

I think Bob just means that "Fuck Bipartisanship, we don't NEED it, we can pass whatever the fuck we want without the GQP, Friendo!" Completely ignoring that the Senate is on the thin razor's edge and yes, friendo, you DO have to work with the "GQP" to pass shit. Maybe not in the House, but definitely in the Senate.

Bob trying to score the "awww cute" points by mentioning daniece and danephew. Sorry Bob, this doesn't counteract the "gas the mayo CHUDs" rhetoric.

Very pretty concept, sure, and it would probably look neat if it were built. But considering how many construction projects are literally collapsing in the Superior Chinese Future, including walls that are literally filled with garbage, I'm gonna continue to hedge my bets with the Memphis Pyramid. Lord knows I wouldn't want to be on top of that thing if it started keeling over.

I swear, Bob's effectively no different from a baby that you jingle keys in front of. As long as it's shiny and fyu-chur-iss-tik, he'll clap and burble in dumbfounded excitement.
So THAT'S where all the stuff Canada sent for recycling to China went. I mean sure, it's gross, but eh, gotta give em points for creative use of trash. :P Bob, of course, is likely ignorant of all this, because he's distracted by Ms. Bolt-on Tits like the keys dangled in front of a 4 month old babby.


Oh no no, Bob is on to us and the lolcow slaughterhouse! Abandon Farms!

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is the unnamed "harassment group" one of the /chans?
 
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ChampFantana

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I just want to give a shout out to MOS 8502. Always fun to see yet another mindless, shambling shoggoth slither its way into the ranks of orbiters following The Chief Of Imbeciles.

Bobert The Stupid is capable of precious little more than oozing his gelatinous bulk out of bed and into his recliner, stuffing his face, and shitting out hilarious mental diarrhea between his multiple hour long trips to the shitter each day.

With that in mind, I have a question for any of you idiotic sycophants who may be reading this. What the fuck is wrong with you?
 
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Pokemonquistador2

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Bobby has indeed cut down on his Twitter time the last two days. It is of course not due to any sympathy about dead injun children: he has a backlog of trashy movies to review.

Grudge Unlimited:
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Half Naked Lady in the Bulletin: This is seriously inappropriate and creepy dude. Also the fact that I have soft-blocked you six times and you always refollow is creepy. Take the hint, and please leave me alone...

Democrats are the new bipartisan. This is not the first time Bobby expressed this idea:
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"Myriad races and genders". Yes, a "broad spectrum of Americans" would include the deluded and mentally ill...

Spleen on anti-vaxers:
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I can guarantee most people who refuse to take the vaccine do so because of health concerns and mistrust on the fast-track approval process, not because of political ideology -- President Trump, after all, was among the first to get jabbed. And isn't is strange I never heard Bobby complain about measles antivaxers.
This is more "rah for our team" nonsense. If the Jab does end up causing widespread health effects, Blobby will be the first to pile the blame on Trump for fast-tracking it. I can just imagine how hysterical he'll get saying that Trump "murdered" him and his brother and should be hanged from the highest lamppost.

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God wants to show us, through the travail of Cusick father and son, how corrupt, how vengeful, how hateful and blind the Democrat government is.

The so-called "Capitol Riot" was a peaceful protest by an unarmed group of Boomers who, from all indications, were waved into the capitol building by government officials. The fallout from this incident teaches right-wingers that any attempts at peaceful activism on their part will be ruthlessly suppressed and punished. This is not a good thing, since it leaves only un-peaceful activism on the table. When the two sides of a conflict stop talking, they will eventually begin shooting. If Bob had even a single functioning brain cell, he would be realizing how dire the situation is becoming and would do everything in his power to ensure that "freeze peach" remains a thing in the Current Year, especially since "Rot Leg" Bobby doesn't look like he'd be the kind of guy who'd be of much use in a shooting war, other than as something for the combatants on his side to hide behind.

Bobby promises some TL;DW videos on The Eternals.
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I've never seen someone try so hard to hype an anthill into a mountain. All signs indicate that the "Eternals" movie will be a CGI Borefest that will be forgotten as soon as it drops - much like most of MovieBob's critical output.

Also, leave it to a pleb like Bob to post "Hunger Games" as his go-to example of a Hero's Journey cycle.

Leave it to Bobby's orbiters to politicize a woman's personal tragedy. Also, as I recall, the majority of the people attacking drugged up, bratty celebrities like Brittany was - other women.

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Of course Bob's niece and nephew like ugly-faced, rubber suited kaiju - their uncle Bob is a textbook example of one.


Looks like something out of a Square Enix RPG:


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Also, building a disk that rests on spindly shards probably isn't the best idea in an Earthquake/Volcano zone. I imagine this thing:

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...besides looking pretty cool, will have considerably more stability in the event the New Madrid Fault Line ever decides to pop off.
 

RazorBackBacon

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...besides looking pretty cool, will have considerably more stability in the event the New Madrid Fault Line ever decides to pop off.
Grew up not far from Memphis, and Bobby's talking out his asshole. Pyramid started as a vanity project by the city of Memphis and then it turns out it's expensive to maintain, the wrong shape and location to host profitable venues in, and the reflective surface blinds morning commuters on the Hernando-DeSoto. Bass Pro buying it was the best possible thing to happen to both the city and the building itself. The venue now hosts an honest to god hotel and outdoor-themed activities for all, including the longest indoor zipline in North America, all because an outdoor supply retailer the size of WalMart bought the fucker.
 
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