Lolcow Robert Paul Champagne / The Try it Out Guy -

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Robert Paul Champagne is an artist and adult entertainer turned YouTuber and aspiring talk show host from New York, based in Harlem.

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The best way to introduce RPC and get a feel of the type of guy he is, is through his own words:

"Black guys who love to fuck and fuck good. If you're a hot black guy and you wanna fuck me at 2395 Wagner Houses, apt 2C, 124 n. First Avenue, East Harlem, 718-930-9723. If you wanna move in you can move in, but you gotta fuck me. I need to be fucked a lot man. Free food. Free rent and everything else man. Here's the deal man. Men from jail, homeless or um, if you're a thug, you wanna come move in. Your friend can move in too man. Free rent, you get lease and key. Fuck me. Piss on me, beat me, I'm home here now. If you see me and you wanna come over today and try it out, try it out man. If you're in my building. Try it out. Wanna fuckin' piss on me, try it out. Serious replies only. Just fuck me. I'm looking for hardcore guys and mean it and wanna do it and I want it delivered. I'm a hot white trash cum dump, let's fuck."

- Full text of a video RPC post on Instagram in 2017. Although I was unable to find the original here is the version that was aired on Episode 420 of the Yourmomshouse podcast (Comedians Tom Seugura and Christina P) on 11/1/17:





RPC moved to Harlem with his mother when she became sick. Later she was sent to a nursing home and died. Now he lives alone in their apartment. Part of his mission to find someone to come live with him is that he has no one to leave his antiques and other possessions to when he dies. He did have a prospective hot black man to move in who was due to be released from Rikers Island in August 2019 but that didn't work out because he is still uploading his videos looking for someone to move in.

Claims to have dated Tom Selleck (Magnum P.I) in the 80's and that he met him in a leather bar. Claims Selleck was into whips, water sports and restraints.

Claims to have dated Freddie Mercury (Queen) in the late 70's. Blames a drag queen for giving Mercury HIV and that Mercury was into body painting, S&M and bondage.

His celebrity crushes are Shemar Moore (Criminal Minds) , Samuel L Jackson (Shaft), Steve Harvey (Family Feud) and LeBron James (LA Lakers).

Was part of the New York Leather scene in the 80's, blames drag queens for it ending but wants to bring it back. Drinks piss because that was part of the scene. He currently does a cabaret/ Karaoke show in Coney Island and wants to eventually host an adult themed talk show where he would interview porn stars which would be a mix of erotic and comedy entertainment.

He also used his Twitter account to help in his mission to find a hot black guy who likes to fuck who wanted to move in with him:

Twitter Account:
(Current Account) https://twitter.com/Robertc40986776

( Old account) https://twitter.com/RobertPaulCham2


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His whole Twitter is variations of these posts where he gives out his address and phone number. He also did some live streams on Twitter, many were just him struggling to get his camera facing him before reciting his ad for black guys who like to fuck. He stopped using his Twitter and moved on to Instagram which was more of the same type of posts and live streams.

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/robertpaulchampagne/ (This is his new Instagram as his old one was nuked)











YouTube is his current platform of choice. He posts multiple videos daily (5-10) which consist of a mix of vlogs, his ad for hot black guys who want to fuck and him talking into the camera while he masturbates out of shot.

Back up YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVhYMgNSmBa4Rzfq8Ph0r_A


New New YouTube Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8iv1MEwEof-BJYPBRPkwUw


New YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEjYj-Dnb03ctS_NU8sFrVw (Nuked)


YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIB4KsPY4wojAB4N2fZ2XZg (Nuked)




In which he plays a cowboy character but keeps sneezing and breaking character.



In which he shares his plans to become a talk show host.



In which he gives a tour of his apartment and shows off his doll collection.



In which he talks about when he dated Freddie Mercury.

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In which he plays a character called 'Hot Scum Coach' while he masturbates out of shot.

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In which he plays a more flamboyant character wearing a blonde wig while he masturbates out of shot.

Every single one of his YouTube videos is labelled with code instead of titles:

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As mentioned above, RPC was featured on Yourmomshouse podcast in 2017. He became a fan favorite and they repeatedly showed his clip.

References to RPC in their merchandise. (He is not affiliated with the podcast but Tom Segura has stated that they did give him money)

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They also phoned him on the podcast and did an over the phone interview:



YMH fans remixed his speech from the original clip to make songs etc. Most notably, Brendan Urie (Panic at the Disco):


RPC seems to have embraced this attention and often shouts out Tom Segura and Christina P on his YouTube videos.



In which he shows off his Yourmomshouse Podcast merch.

He does however, dislike the prank phone calls he has been receiving but continues to recite his address and phone numbers in his videos:



 
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Doxing himself, posting multiple videos every 10 mins with random strings of text for titles is usually a good sign of an entertaining whacko. His ranting video style looks kinda like Dan Quinn, Wardawg or Virgo Rouge, esteemed insane people company to keep.

Edit: just watched a random video on his channel, skipping around and within 5 seconds encountered loud orgasm sounds as he jacks off-screen. This channel is getting deleted in no time :( I'm not sure whether he is a pervert or has a brain injury that caused him to become hypersexual.
 
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Doxing himself, posting multiple videos every 10 mins with random strings of text for titles is usually a good sign of an entertaining whacko. His ranting video style looks kinda like Dan Quinn, Wardawg or Virgo Rouge, esteemed insane people company to keep.

Edit: just watched a random video on his channel, skipping around and within 5 seconds encountered loud orgasm sounds as he jacks off-screen. This channel is getting deleted in no time :( I'm not sure whether he is a pervert or has a brain injury that caused him to become hypersexual.
More than half the videos he posts each day are wank videos. I'm still trying t figure out if he has a massive sexual appetite or if he just feels the need to share his wanks with youtube every time
 

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Found this video from just after his Instagram account was shut down. He thinks YouTube are less strict than Instagram so he's going to be posting there mostly instead of doing live streams from Instagram. At 6:36 he goes out into his hallway and it sounds like there is a woman loudly orgasming in one of the other apartments.



The original clip is gone now but that's a video from one of his live streams from his old Instagram account. At the start he's talking about how he'd love to have been alive during slavery so he could have black guys come in from the cotton fields to chain him up and whip him. At 4:25 he drinks his own piss.
 

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While initially funny, he seems rather one note and ultimately boring to me in the long run. Now if he had a string of gangbangers move in with a couple of their crew every couple months, that would be a nonstop riot. Here's to hoping more desperate nigger faggots answer his call. I am genuinely shocked there aren't more jail gay excons willing to fuck him for free living conditions.
 

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While initially funny, he seems rather one note and ultimately boring to me in the long run. Now if he had a string of gangbangers move in with a couple of their crew every couple months, that would be a nonstop riot. Here's to hoping more desperate nigger faggots answer his call. I am genuinely shocked there aren't more jail gay excons willing to fuck him for free living conditions.
They more than likely already live in projects for free in or near Harlem, they're not going to move to different project housing in East Harlem with some insane homosexual
 

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They more than likely already live in projects for free in or near Harlem, they're not going to move to different project housing in East Harlem with some insane homosexual
Last I heard, and this was years ago, was that Harlem was getting gentrified now that Brooklyn is too expensive for a lot of white hipsters to afford. I'd like to go there as much as I would other historically dangerous places like Camden, NJ, but I don't think it's that bad anymore. The End of Black Harlem has been a REEEing point of NYC blacks for years now.
 

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Last I heard, and this was years ago, was that Harlem was getting gentrified now that Brooklyn is too expensive for a lot of white hipsters to afford. I'd like to go there as much as I would other historically dangerous places like Camden, NJ, but I don't think it's that bad anymore. The End of Black Harlem has been a REEEing point of NYC blacks for years now.
Harlem is far from gentrified, my friend. It's not exactly dangerous, unless you're a fucking tard, but it's still black as fucking night up there. There are several enormous housing projects in and around it. I rarely go up there because I have no reason to, but the last time I went there, non-blacks were still the minority. The niggers up here REEEE about everything, they literally think they built every single fucking neighborhood here. Fucking tiresome
 

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Harlem is far from gentrified, my friend. It's not exactly dangerous, unless you're a fucking tard, but it's still black as fucking night up there. There are several enormous housing projects in and around it. I rarely go up there because I have no reason to, but the last time I went there, non-blacks were still the minority. The niggers up here REEEE about everything, they literally think they built every single fucking neighborhood here. Fucking tiresome
Well then it's even more surprising that he can't find a black guy to fuck him
 

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