"Robertchu Back at Home": the most pathetic Shipfic card Chris has made so far -

[The American Hedgehog]

"Honey, I'm Home (Draw): You may draw 1 card from the Ship or Pony deck."

"Every once in a while, Mister C runs back home to offer comfort to Barbara. Before the Dimension Merge's completion, she has missed him everyday, and found the solace and comfort when he comes by. He continues to carry a torch for her in his heart and soul while he helps to protect everyone in Cwcville and at this old temple of a house. "


Did Chris have Barb pose especially for this card? He definitely gave it to her after. Does she know about how Bob is pals with Ted Bundy in CWCville, too?

Credit to one of the CWCki editors, who came across the card while talking with a CWC Twitter orbiter and added/transcribed it. Two other cards that are also unreleased, of Mewtwo and Sylvana.

Sylvana's card includes the line, "Meditating in the bedroom while Chris Chan is at work."

Mewtwo's says, "If you come a knockin with malicious intentions, he will send you packing in an instant. He knows about you, he's seen and foreseen it all, and we all known together with everyone else, Jakoba, and the strongest villains, will not stand a chance. " Ironic as Jakoba is a Sockness creation and Mewtwo sure isn't picking up on the malicious intentions radiating from him.

 

[Damn Near]

what the fuck

 

[Oscar Wilde]

So odds are Chris is babbling to Barb about how daddy is going to come back as a furry after the merge?

 

[No Exit]

Man, and I thought putting Patti in his comic was tasteless. I feel like this is a new line crossed for Chris which I thought wasn't possible at this point.

 

[Jack Awful]

I'm picturing Bob showing up at 14 BLC as a 4 foot tall talking hedgehog causing Barb to go into a panic attack because of the shock and I can't stop laughing.

 

[TendieGremlin]

Barbara is literally more dead inside than Bob is.

 

[{o}P II]

I think this is the first time Chris has left me literally speechless

 

[Sperglord Dante]

The Pet Sematary sequel nobody asked for.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I’m glad Barb is still getting some.

 

[The Real SVP]

Wait, isn't that an "adult" themed card game were you "ship" ponies with each other?

 

[Rupin]

Man that Robertchu card is whole new level of creepy.

 

[Eryngium]

Inb4 Chris draws Bundychu with his victims.

 

[SunnyDelight]

Man that Robertchu card is whole new level of creepy.

Sadly feels like a very familiar level of creepy.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

F

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

So odds are Chris is babbling to Barb about how daddy is going to come back as a furry after the merge?

All I want to know is if Barb going to get that treatment.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I have commented on this before, but I just can't get over how he retconned Bob-chu's looks from checkerboard pattern to solid color out of sheer laziness...

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

This is one of the saddest, strangest, and funniest things I've seen in a while. I can only imagine what's going through Barb's decrepit mind when Chris says, "But Mama, Dad is right next to you in his Sonichu form, among which! Oh, he's givi--he's huggin' you right now, Mama! Can't you feel him?"

 

[DJAndyMD]

I do not know whether to find all of this incredibly sad or pathetic. He has dug himself so deep in the rabbit hole that there is no way out.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This is one of the saddest, strangest, and funniest things I've seen in a while. I can only imagine what's going through Barb's decrepit mind when Chris says, "But Mama, Dad is right next to you in his Sonichu form, among which! Oh, he's givi--he's huggin' you right now, Mama! Can't you feel him?"

"After that mamma, he's gunna spend some time with his sons in law and take out the grandbabies. Then tonight, he's takin me to the father-daughter dance in Torrence high school gym on C-197. That gym was popularized here on earth as Beverly Hills 90210. Donna Martin is so much nicer in real life, she asks me for fashion tips all da time. After that, dad is gonna take me out to lookout point to get to know me a little better. "

 

[GherkinRealness]

Finally Chris puts out.

Some funny content, I mean.