CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Rogue Soldier Eli McManus Reported MIA - Operation Wupacalypse = 9/11'd -

[That's Our Lolcow]

Yesterday, Jace frantically posted tweets asking for Eli's location.

However, after 3 days since Eli's last report, Jace has been forced to assume Eli is either arrested or dead, which his response to is essentially "Oh well"

REST IN PEACE, ELIJAH

You will always be remembered in spirit for fueling the fight with weed, masturbation, and Runescape.

 

[cloudyys]

 

[The Knife]

When I read the thread title, I thought for a moment that Eli had reported himself MIA...which to be fair sounds exactly like something Eli would do.

 

[TKJ]

F

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

 

[KingofManga420]

Eli...? ELI?

 

[WonkeyDong]

press 1 to pay respects

 

[Rogowski]

At least they got a GoPro helmet out of it.

EDIT:

 

[cloudyys]

The war for gamer justice takes another victim.

 

[XYZpdq]

;_;7

Spoiler: spoilers for Eli's return

Jace flips out and assumes he's a ghost skeleton of Islamic content send by Tyce and Wu to kill him.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

When I read the thread title, I thought for a moment that Eli had reported himself MIA...which to be fair sounds exactly like something Eli would do.

"Uhhh....hello? I'm not sure where I'm at. There's some faggy trees n' shit. I'm MIA I guess..."

No Eli, you just have the navigation skills of a pop-tart.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Press 1 to respect fallen soldiers who lived and died by the bullet. RIP

 

[millais]

Holding out hope for false flag op

 

[The Joker]

RIP Eli, did you leave Jace anything good?

 

[Ariel]

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Oh come on guys and gals. Eli survived- despite all odds against it- a months-long trip to possibly one of the most dangerous places on the planet. A three-day tour to the Maple Kingdom ain't shit.

 

[Zim]

Eli -- survives middle east and taken out by Canada. RIP Eli, may the commander grow sweet locks like you one day.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

RIP in peace, Eli

Seriously, though, I can't wait for him to pop back up at a diner stuffing his face with delicious, delicious poutine so he can fuel the fight.

 

[millais]

I already have a few choice nasheeds picked out for the funeral livestream, just in case

 

[Gothicserpent]