CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Rogue Soldier Eli McManus Reported MIA - Operation Wupacalypse = 9/11'd -

[The Joker]

Canada is too unpredictable. I live right across the Detroit river and I can tell that it's an endless war zone. RIP Eli.

https://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=nSz16ngdsG0



Most likely he forgot what day it was...

 

[Broseph Stalin]

And so passes Elijah, the greatest soldier Deagle Nation has ever known. You're in Gamer Valhalla or whatever now, Eli. Where Dew flows through the rivers, Doritos grow on every plant, and your weed bowl will never run dry. Now to wait for Jace to strike back against the Wu Tran Clan. Blood for blood, Commander! BLOOD FOR BLOOD!!!

 

[Ariel]

Jace seems to have forgotten about Eli and is now re-tweeting stuff about Brianna Wu's taxidermied penis....

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Can you even use an American cell phone on Canadian networks? I'm guessing ELi is at some mountain ski resort and doesn't have access to the internet.

I hope Eli left Jace the xbone in the will

 

[BootySweat]

It also seems that multiple weens are claiming they are holding Eli hostage.

 

[Tookie]

Can you even use an American cell phone on Canadian networks? I'm guessing ELi is at some mountain ski resort and doesn't have access to the internet.

Not without serious roaming charges. His dad probably made him turn it off.

 

[Sigyn]

It's time for Jace to exact vengance. Honor thru blood, Commander. Avenge your fallen bretheren. Restore Eli's honor.

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

Just leave an Xbox and some weed out by the front door and he'll come running back.

...If he doesn't come back soon, we'll have to buy Jace a new Eli at the store.

I hope he's okay, though.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

Good.

 

[Arctic]

Maybe Eli's dad just found out about the mission and forbade him from having any further contact with Jace.

 

[Dutchbash]

How did you guys find out Eli's last name was McManus?

 

[press1forjews]

How did you guys find out Eli's last name was McManus?

I believe he gave away the houses coordinates, and the owner showed up under the name "McManus".

 

[DX10]

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

He probably got detained at the border since they probably discovered that he was deported from Israel when they ran his background check.

 

[BillRiley]

Last communication from Agent Eli Superspy:

Spoiler: Eli letter

 

[blackie toy]

Spoiler: RIP sweet prince

Someone has to tweet this at Jace.

 

[Clown Doll]

#1. I really hope that Eli is okay, after he came back from Israel he became pretty much my favourite DN character .
#2. I hope that Jace actually considers Wupacalypse to be over, I don't want him to get in any actual legal trouble from shenanigans with a person with loads more money to burn into lawsuits than Jace does.

 

[RequiredName]

Eli's kinda dumb, huh? But, like, almost a lovable kind of dumb, if that love is a long-distance relationship from behind heavily shielded plexiglass.

 

[Dutchbash]

Last communication from Agent Eli Superspy:

Spoiler: Eli letter

fookin 10/10
I salute you.

 

[tehpope]

Last communication from Agent Eli Superspy:

FIFY. I "enhanced" it.

Spoiler