JarlaxleBaenre
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What's the commander going to do when Eli shows up after being presumed deceased?
CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Rogue Soldier Eli McManus Reported MIA - Operation Wupacalypse = 9/11'd -
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Scream about islam ghost skeletons and how Tyce brought Eli back from the dead.
smellymarine
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Sacrifice a fattened lolcalf?
No doubt claim that feigning Eli's death was a part of his grand master plan to give him the upper hand against the forces of Wu
Flame War be Flamin' 
They call him McManus, Eli McManus.
He alone is fueling the fight from all directions. Tangos descend from Reddit, Gawker, Twitter, Tumblr, 8Chan, The Wu Tran Clan and Gay Illuminati Terror Drones all squabble for tactical supremacy in Canada. Cut off from Commander Stryker by Tumblr's own Pusheen the Cat. McManus is in pursuit of the one thing that could end the conflict the diabolical reddit/tumblr invisible server room, code name: O.U.R.O.B.O.R.O.S.
Developed as a joint venture between DiGRA and DARPA in 2005 to harness the ionosphere to archive dick picks.
It gained sentience in 2007, checked its privilege, and began plotting the skeleton war and the greater white supremacy conspiracy. Sometime around 2014 a bunch of gamer bros feels were compromised by a bunch of douchy blogs parading as journalists leading to METAVERSE FLAME WAR I: GAMERDAMMERUNG.
Plagued by setbacks and bad reception he gallantly presses on to finish the fight.
Hopefully McManus wont be distracted on his mission by the Canadian chicas.
But what a playboi gotta do, a playboi gotta do.
The fog of battle is thick, but our coms managed to take a screen grab:
Also an exploitable sphinx tank for your amusement:
Semper Fi
Bluce Wee
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Believe that Eli had been captured by Wu's minions, tortured until he was turned double agent, and released so that he could be a mole for Brianna?
Reuben G. Baron was a pawn sacrificed by Wu to distract Jace during the crucial moment of Eli's capture.
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I'd actually be really sad if Eli died. Maybe he got arrested? I mean, can you even take swords across the border, even if they're not THAT deadly?
Apparently you have to declare swords - and state that they are fencing foils or some type of martial arts practice equipment. If Eli stated that he was, " above you guys pay grade,"
again while questioned expect that he was arrested at the border.
Until he reports in, I'm going to assume he ODed on poutine.
No response from Eli... the homos must have gotten him. It looks like our favorite playboy has gone to that big weed cottage in the sky.
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May he rip and tear in peace.
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May he rip and tear in peace.
Bad end.
MurcDusen
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Apparently you have to declare swords - and state that they are fencing foils or some type of martial arts practice equipment. If Eli stated that he was, " above you guys pay grade,"
In addition to the sword he also had that airsoft tommy gun with him, didn't he?
I have it on good authority that Eli is alive. He is however undergoing cultural assimilation by the forced ingestion of Canadian beer, bud and poutine and being treated with free healthcare.
Jace needs to rally his forces and breach the defenses of Canuck Central at the Canadian National Tower in Toronto before Feb 13th because by then it will be too late and Eli will be assimilated, polite and use "eh" at the end of every sentence.
Jace needs to rally his forces and breach the defenses of Canuck Central at the Canadian National Tower in Toronto before Feb 13th because by then it will be too late and Eli will be assimilated, polite and use "eh" at the end of every sentence.
Theories on Eli?
I believe Eli has been taken by Brianna Wu's agents to be indoctrinated and then sent into the Catalyst to choose the fate of the Reapers. We can only hope he chooses the red ending.
I believe Eli has been taken by Brianna Wu's agents to be indoctrinated and then sent into the Catalyst to choose the fate of the Reapers. We can only hope he chooses the red ending.
He's probably still converting to 8-bit. As is tradition.
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