As I already said somewhere else, German LOLcow production is not yet up to Amercian and Japanese standards, but we're pulling along nicely.
Meet Rolf Keppler, the hollow earth guy.
Most (I sincerely hope: all) of us have learned that the planet earth is spherical, round like a soccer ball, when we were quite young. But hey, that's just propaganda by corporations... no, by the military... no, the government... no, the Vatican... fiddlesticks, let's just say it's propaganda by The Man!
In reality, earth is hollow, in the sense that it IS in fact spherical, but a hollow sphere on the inside of which we live.
The international conspiracy by established scientists keeps quiet about that and/or doesn't want to face the truth, for which you have to turn to Herr Rolf Keppler.
To be fair, his website is a tad more understandable than Timecube. But not much more.
Here's Rolf's scientific illustration of the cosmos:
Here's Rolf in all his glory with his hollow earth model:
So, you may ask, what makes our new friend so sure that we live inside earth and not on its outer surface? Well, Rolf actually studied physics at university for 3 semesters (to get a Master's/Diploma degree, you usually need 10 semesters). He also sold Orgon Accumulators, an invention by the psychiatrist Wilhelm Reich that attracts some mysterious energy from space and cures any and all illnesses. And, last not least: Rolf is a descendant of Johannes Kep(p)ler, the renaissance scientist, as he is eager to point out. You know, being a descendant of a famous scientist who lived centuries ago makes you and your personal cosmology automatically correct!
So, what else is there to know about Rolf? You can spend hours slopping around on his huge, eye-cancer-y webpage, because like any true renaissance scholar, Rolf is a universal genius and writes long, rambling essays about... a lot of things:
* water-powered car. Wait, water is a highly oxidized substance which can be used to extinguish fire and is not an energy carrier... argh wait, dem evul corporations have brainwashed me!
(BTW the "inventor" of the water car, Daniel Dingel, is now in prison for fraud)
* GodBearJesus, prayer, telekinesis and stuff.... Rolf alo claims that the hollow earth cosmology is compatible with GodBearJesus, while the generally accepted model of the universe is by its very nature atheist.
* Money. Some stuff on how the monetary system destroys the world. Note that he uses the monetary unit DM (Deutsche Mark) and not Euro. Looks like an old part of his life's work.
* Retarded prose about love... aaaaaaaaand an Attraction Sign, I shit you not!
Translation of the attraction sign:
I'd like to have a girlfriend (also for MARRIAGE)
My charming data are:
Size 1,60 m, born in 1954, smoke-free
I love riding my bicycle and playing the piano
If you feel you're attracted to me,
please tell me (nonbinding)
Mkay, it's slightly better than "looking for an aryan supermodel with mid- to high income who drives a vehicle and doesn't have a pickle etc..."
To end this post on something which is awesome and non-failtastic (to keep the fail/win balance in the universe stable):
"Orgone Accumulator" by Hawkwind
[youtube]8NNQhm07N7w[/youtube]
Meet Rolf Keppler, the hollow earth guy.
Most (I sincerely hope: all) of us have learned that the planet earth is spherical, round like a soccer ball, when we were quite young. But hey, that's just propaganda by corporations... no, by the military... no, the government... no, the Vatican... fiddlesticks, let's just say it's propaganda by The Man!
In reality, earth is hollow, in the sense that it IS in fact spherical, but a hollow sphere on the inside of which we live.
The international conspiracy by established scientists keeps quiet about that and/or doesn't want to face the truth, for which you have to turn to Herr Rolf Keppler.
To be fair, his website is a tad more understandable than Timecube. But not much more.
Here's Rolf's scientific illustration of the cosmos:
Here's Rolf in all his glory with his hollow earth model:
So, you may ask, what makes our new friend so sure that we live inside earth and not on its outer surface? Well, Rolf actually studied physics at university for 3 semesters (to get a Master's/Diploma degree, you usually need 10 semesters). He also sold Orgon Accumulators, an invention by the psychiatrist Wilhelm Reich that attracts some mysterious energy from space and cures any and all illnesses. And, last not least: Rolf is a descendant of Johannes Kep(p)ler, the renaissance scientist, as he is eager to point out. You know, being a descendant of a famous scientist who lived centuries ago makes you and your personal cosmology automatically correct!
So, what else is there to know about Rolf? You can spend hours slopping around on his huge, eye-cancer-y webpage, because like any true renaissance scholar, Rolf is a universal genius and writes long, rambling essays about... a lot of things:
* water-powered car. Wait, water is a highly oxidized substance which can be used to extinguish fire and is not an energy carrier... argh wait, dem evul corporations have brainwashed me!
(BTW the "inventor" of the water car, Daniel Dingel, is now in prison for fraud)
* GodBearJesus, prayer, telekinesis and stuff.... Rolf alo claims that the hollow earth cosmology is compatible with GodBearJesus, while the generally accepted model of the universe is by its very nature atheist.
* Money. Some stuff on how the monetary system destroys the world. Note that he uses the monetary unit DM (Deutsche Mark) and not Euro. Looks like an old part of his life's work.
* Retarded prose about love... aaaaaaaaand an Attraction Sign, I shit you not!
Translation of the attraction sign:
I'd like to have a girlfriend (also for MARRIAGE)
My charming data are:
Size 1,60 m, born in 1954, smoke-free
I love riding my bicycle and playing the piano
If you feel you're attracted to me,
please tell me (nonbinding)
Mkay, it's slightly better than "looking for an aryan supermodel with mid- to high income who drives a vehicle and doesn't have a pickle etc..."
To end this post on something which is awesome and non-failtastic (to keep the fail/win balance in the universe stable):
"Orgone Accumulator" by Hawkwind
[youtube]8NNQhm07N7w[/youtube]
