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Apologies if you all have seen this guy before. He's just so over the top and serious about himself (although he has claimed to be a performance artist in the vein of Andy Kaufman, the old "I was just pretending to be rétarded" gambit) that it's a trip.
Like OPL, he's looking for a woman but has ridiculously stringent requirements that he himself doesn't match. On his website, he goes on at some length about how awful women with tattoos are, but by his own admission he went on Judge Judy over a botched tattoo of his ex. He's also flamingly, specifically anti-Black racist, having hoped on Twitter that Trump would bring about a return to slavery "or at least segregation." Blacks look, he has said, like "apes and gorillas and monkeys." He also finds Black women sexually repellent because their "girl parts" are too dark in color. All of them. Every Black women ever. As we know, there is no such thing as individual variation. On his autistically hyperdetailed list of dating requirements, one of them (along with the more predictable "woman must not have had too many sex partners before me," even though the ex he still misses was married before him) is that he won't stick his weird-looking junk in a woman who has had sex with a black man.
His original website was http://www.sleeplessinaustin.com. The "About Me" section is quite extensive, and really helps you understand why he's still single -- along with dem teefs! (Update on the teeth: He has had his rotting stumps pulled and is trying to pull together money to get enough implants to at least serve as anchors for a big set of blinding white veneers, as can be seen in many of his photos and videos.) He later created http://www.aloneinaustin.com after his original Attraction Sign apparently did not produce the results he wanted. This is possibly not surprising, given that he tends to openly provide a laundry list of every single quality his ex, Susan aka "Silly Girl," had. (Despite the "Girl" in her nickname, Susan was and remains some 17 years older than Romeo himself.)
He did an AMA on Reddit, which went... probably not how he expected.
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1 ... /?sort=old
A Redditor found one of his amazing music videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nR3DOWVVh4
Someone else discovered this tidbit about the final end of the 11-year relationship between Romeo and Susan/"Silly Girl":
A Google Groups thread (alt.guitar) from when he first moved to Austin is pretty priceless, too. Evidently he's been on YouTube rejoicing in the death of Eric Clapton's son and advocating for the legalization of rape. I can't make that link work now, but this is a good summing-up on a blog: http://jonchristian.net/2013/09/25/unbe ... irlfriend/
Also, Reddit separately commented on his website: http://www.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments ... s_publics/
He says of himself, re: guitars (on which he has spent thousands upon thousands of dollars in his lifetime) and music:
Romeo credits himself with getting Guns N' Roses back together at a birthday party of his, and has already alleged ITT that he is going to replace the band's rhythm guitarist for at least one show in Europe, yet paid $1,642 for a general-admission, yes, GENERAL ADMISSION ticket to the Las Vegas opening show of their reunion tour. Similarities to Jonathan "Iconoclast" Sweet can be found here, since -- because he didn't have a girlfriend -- no one told him not to show up to get in line 12 hours before the doors opened without drinking water and while wearing boots with 2" heels. (Wuss. I'm sure many of the women attending the show had taller heels.) As a result, the pain in his feet, legs, and eventually hips had him shaking so hard the guy next to him reportedly asked if he were on drugs, and he left an hour into the GNR set even though a security guard, hearing Romeo's plight, offered to pull some strings to move him into one of the empty seats. Romeo remains certain that, had his ex-girlfriend Susan/"Silly Girl" been at his side, or any girlfriend really, she would have deserted her post in line or even left the concert to get him more tolerable shoes from anyplace that might have been open.
Added resource: http://whereforartromeo.blogspot.com/ - useful for keeping track of his many pseudonyms for recruiting women to "audition" for "movies" he's making so he can get them to kiss him long enough to cop a feel -- pseudonyms such as "Jim Paris" (because his idol Jim Morrison died in Paris, get it? He has a pair of black Chuck Taylors high-tops monogrammed with this one, visible and filthy in his short film Lovers); "Dylan Harris," a tasteful mashup of the names of the Columbine killers, under which name he recorded a video about how to manipulate women into letting you touch them; "Michael Valentino"; "Eddie Adams" (which, in Boogie Nights, is the original name of Dirk Diggler - he's had a Facebook and a Twitter under this name, IIRC); and many others.
He was over on EDF2 forums trying to recruit people to dox the blog owner, who goes by an equally obvious pseudonym, "Delores Umbridge," but who he thinks for some reason is (a) the original owner of the blog (they have been very open that they took it over from the original blogger), and (b) the same person as Alice/"Party Pants" from GOMI, on whom we have a thread, and who isn't even somebody "Delores" knows. These efforts had a very "How do you do, fellow kids" ring to them, and Romeo admitted that he had seen absolutely no results from his efforts.
Also, From the Horse's Mouth - not updated since 2016, but chronicles his extremely interesting legal and employment difficulties in Austin. (Born in Georgia, Romeo moved to West Virginia, where he lived with "Silly Girl" until she got tired of him killing her animals -- he swung a terminally ill Yorkie in its carrier against a wall, giving it a stroke; kicked another of her dogs to death; and broke her cat's spine and left it to die, and told her these things -- and obtained the protective order she petitioned for. That notwithstanding, she moved out to Austin with him for about six months, helped him get set up in his apartment and paint it a morbid dark blue -- it is rumored she also paid first and last months' rent and a damage deposit, but nobody really knows -- and then fucked off back to West Virginia. In the "Nobody told me" department, Romeo, notorious for his hatred of "feminazis," gays, liberals, and progressives, was apparently unaware that Austin, which does have a thriving music scene and a statue of Stevie Ray Vaughan, is also known for being a particularly progressive city in the red state of Texas.)
Like OPL, he's looking for a woman but has ridiculously stringent requirements that he himself doesn't match. On his website, he goes on at some length about how awful women with tattoos are, but by his own admission he went on Judge Judy over a botched tattoo of his ex. He's also flamingly, specifically anti-Black racist, having hoped on Twitter that Trump would bring about a return to slavery "or at least segregation." Blacks look, he has said, like "apes and gorillas and monkeys." He also finds Black women sexually repellent because their "girl parts" are too dark in color. All of them. Every Black women ever. As we know, there is no such thing as individual variation. On his autistically hyperdetailed list of dating requirements, one of them (along with the more predictable "woman must not have had too many sex partners before me," even though the ex he still misses was married before him) is that he won't stick his weird-looking junk in a woman who has had sex with a black man.
His original website was http://www.sleeplessinaustin.com. The "About Me" section is quite extensive, and really helps you understand why he's still single -- along with dem teefs! (Update on the teeth: He has had his rotting stumps pulled and is trying to pull together money to get enough implants to at least serve as anchors for a big set of blinding white veneers, as can be seen in many of his photos and videos.) He later created http://www.aloneinaustin.com after his original Attraction Sign apparently did not produce the results he wanted. This is possibly not surprising, given that he tends to openly provide a laundry list of every single quality his ex, Susan aka "Silly Girl," had. (Despite the "Girl" in her nickname, Susan was and remains some 17 years older than Romeo himself.)
He did an AMA on Reddit, which went... probably not how he expected.
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1 ... /?sort=old
A Redditor found one of his amazing music videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nR3DOWVVh4
Someone else discovered this tidbit about the final end of the 11-year relationship between Romeo and Susan/"Silly Girl":
Court Document said:
A Google Groups thread (alt.guitar) from when he first moved to Austin is pretty priceless, too. Evidently he's been on YouTube rejoicing in the death of Eric Clapton's son and advocating for the legalization of rape. I can't make that link work now, but this is a good summing-up on a blog: http://jonchristian.net/2013/09/25/unbe ... irlfriend/
Also, Reddit separately commented on his website: http://www.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments ... s_publics/
He says of himself, re: guitars (on which he has spent thousands upon thousands of dollars in his lifetime) and music:
Romeo Rose said:
Romeo credits himself with getting Guns N' Roses back together at a birthday party of his, and has already alleged ITT that he is going to replace the band's rhythm guitarist for at least one show in Europe, yet paid $1,642 for a general-admission, yes, GENERAL ADMISSION ticket to the Las Vegas opening show of their reunion tour. Similarities to Jonathan "Iconoclast" Sweet can be found here, since -- because he didn't have a girlfriend -- no one told him not to show up to get in line 12 hours before the doors opened without drinking water and while wearing boots with 2" heels. (Wuss. I'm sure many of the women attending the show had taller heels.) As a result, the pain in his feet, legs, and eventually hips had him shaking so hard the guy next to him reportedly asked if he were on drugs, and he left an hour into the GNR set even though a security guard, hearing Romeo's plight, offered to pull some strings to move him into one of the empty seats. Romeo remains certain that, had his ex-girlfriend Susan/"Silly Girl" been at his side, or any girlfriend really, she would have deserted her post in line or even left the concert to get him more tolerable shoes from anyplace that might have been open.
Added resource: http://whereforartromeo.blogspot.com/ - useful for keeping track of his many pseudonyms for recruiting women to "audition" for "movies" he's making so he can get them to kiss him long enough to cop a feel -- pseudonyms such as "Jim Paris" (because his idol Jim Morrison died in Paris, get it? He has a pair of black Chuck Taylors high-tops monogrammed with this one, visible and filthy in his short film Lovers); "Dylan Harris," a tasteful mashup of the names of the Columbine killers, under which name he recorded a video about how to manipulate women into letting you touch them; "Michael Valentino"; "Eddie Adams" (which, in Boogie Nights, is the original name of Dirk Diggler - he's had a Facebook and a Twitter under this name, IIRC); and many others.
He was over on EDF2 forums trying to recruit people to dox the blog owner, who goes by an equally obvious pseudonym, "Delores Umbridge," but who he thinks for some reason is (a) the original owner of the blog (they have been very open that they took it over from the original blogger), and (b) the same person as Alice/"Party Pants" from GOMI, on whom we have a thread, and who isn't even somebody "Delores" knows. These efforts had a very "How do you do, fellow kids" ring to them, and Romeo admitted that he had seen absolutely no results from his efforts.
Also, From the Horse's Mouth - not updated since 2016, but chronicles his extremely interesting legal and employment difficulties in Austin. (Born in Georgia, Romeo moved to West Virginia, where he lived with "Silly Girl" until she got tired of him killing her animals -- he swung a terminally ill Yorkie in its carrier against a wall, giving it a stroke; kicked another of her dogs to death; and broke her cat's spine and left it to die, and told her these things -- and obtained the protective order she petitioned for. That notwithstanding, she moved out to Austin with him for about six months, helped him get set up in his apartment and paint it a morbid dark blue -- it is rumored she also paid first and last months' rent and a damage deposit, but nobody really knows -- and then fucked off back to West Virginia. In the "Nobody told me" department, Romeo, notorious for his hatred of "feminazis," gays, liberals, and progressives, was apparently unaware that Austin, which does have a thriving music scene and a statue of Stevie Ray Vaughan, is also known for being a particularly progressive city in the red state of Texas.)
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