Dramacow Ron Collins / Draven Azropht - Fake ninja, fake ex-MP, real pest toward teen girls, fight ducker/loser

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Ron Collins is a West Virginia fake martial artist and real pile of social dysfunction. He's been a petty criminal for over a decade, including charges of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and assault on a Federal officer. He claims to have been an MP, but his military records contradict that. Best of all, he couldn't get up the nerve to fight his arch-enemy when they met face to face, so he agreed to fight some other dude to show he wasn't skeered. He got his ass handed to him, of course, but it suggests that he can be trolled into doing nearly anything. This lolcow's man-tits have not run dry.

Ron Collins, Good Citizen

The earliest criminal history I have for Ron is in December 2006, when he was indicted for assaulting a Federal officer: http://www.register-herald.com/news/police_and_courts/macarthur-man-indicted-for-assaulting-federal-officer/article_f33db5a2-6f86-53cf-81b2-9641d741490a.html [https://archive.li/4PA2N]

But then things got awesome! He was sentenced to one year for contributing to the delinquency of a minor in February 2008:

http://www.register-herald.com/news/police_and_courts/man-gets-one-year-in-jail/article_ff13e03e-5972-546b-a658-fc7de8457824.html [https://archive.li/XmIHd]

This is an alleged account from the mother of a female victim of Ron's, possibly an account of the crime above, possibly another victim:


I guess it's not surprising that he got busted for child porn in 2012: http://www.wearewvproud.com/story/17587930/beckley-man-arrested-on-child-pornography-charges [https://archive.li/h3HEm]

Ron's account of this affair is long, involved, and probably not worth reading, but: https://blackdragonninjitsu.blogspot.com/2012/10/keep-your-enemies-closersensei-ron.html [https://archive.li/KO05N]

He then upped the ante in September 2013, getting arrested for threatening a cop: http://www.register-herald.com/news/beckley-man-arrested-after-allegedly-threatening-officials-police/article_493c6de8-91f7-5543-a22b-48d134bd598b.html [https://archive.li/dAkxe]

It finally occurred to someone that Ron might have a screw loose, so they held a
competency hearing in March 2014:
http://www.wearewvproud.com/story/25094387/trial-held-for-raleigh-county-man-to-determine-if-fit-to-help-defend [https://archive.li/WJu5p]

He lost, and went thenceforth to the rubber Ramada in April 2014:
http://www.register-herald.com/news/police_and_courts/beckley-threat-suspect-to-receive-psychiatric-treatment/article_a68ce88d-c91c-5135-8784-56e10dfd45f8.html [https://archive.li/M2OUO]

He gives an account of a different incident between himself and a teenage girl. This is probably not the one in 2008, because he posted it in 2006, but I'm not sure; the court might have been slow.



For me, the money quote is his account of trying to fend off the girl's sexual advances: "I said of course 'No way...' and used every excuse in the book, and then some really creative ones."

Excuses? Excuses? When a 13-year-old girl demands to have sex with you, or even suggests it, you don't need a god damn excuse.

He tipped his hand right there.

Ron Collins, Ex-MP And Badass

Ron has claimed in the past to have been an MP:


Someone got his actual military records under FOIA, and they tell a different story:


An actual MP on Bullshido explained why this was bullshit [https://archive.li/4tk2f#post2659409]:

No. Any MP will tell you he was an MP and wouldn't just leave it at Police Officer. In the military others will refer to them as MP if they were CID then it would be Special Agent. When they address you the will use their Rank and last name.

Ron was an 11B10 (the 10 is his skill level meaning E1-E4 Private to Specialist) so he wasn't ever an MP.
He's said to have made claims to have been a Force Recon Marine, but I can't find any current evidence of that.

Ron Collins, Great Martial Artist

If you take Ron's word, he's a great martial artist. He began training Shotokan karate at the age of four, and had a black belt in that art by the age of 8. Also in judo. And Jujitsu.


Pretty good, huh? Now he is the founder of Drunken Wolverine Kung Fu and Black Dragon Ninjutsu. His school teaches everything, including, ironically, Criminology:


You'd think that, with all of that mastery, he'd make short work of rival ninjutsu teacher Don Roley. So when he rolled into Don's school with a few aggressive friends, you would expect an offering to the god of assbeatery. And you'd be disappointed.

[https://my.mixtape.moe/sbitlo.mp4 in case it disappears.]

TL;DW: Ron gets really interested in looking at his shoes. Don Roley wants to fight him so bad you can hear his dick gnashing its teeth. Ron won't do it. This takes longer than it should.

Like any good fight ducker, Ron had his excuses afterward:

[https://my.mixtape.moe/pcablu.mov in case he wises up and takes that shit off the god damn Internet.]

TL;DW: Ron was actually playing a mental chess game with Roley, furthering a civil suit he intends to file against his fellow ninja. (It is not clear how this incident helped that in any way, and at this writing I know of no such lawsuit.)

He got joshed for this pretty hard, and finally got trolled into fighting some dude called Icy Mike who is closer to him in height (I believe arrest records indicate Ron is 5'4"). He showed up for this fight, and of course the fight went maybe one minute before Ron couldn't hack it:

[https://my.mixtape.moe/uxoacm.mp4 in case his autism forces YouTube to delete the video.]

Other Resources

His blog: https://blackdragonninjitsu.blogspot.co.nz

His YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4urcJppz5dGfEridDOgO2w

His Google+ page: https://plus.google.com/100451097639747352840

Thread on Bullshido with fresh dope on this dope: http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=26809
 
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He gives an account of a different incident between himself and a teenage girl. This is probably not the one in 2008, because he posted it in 2006, but I'm not sure; the court might have been slow.



For me, the money quote is his account of trying to fend off the girl's sexual advances: "I said of course 'No way...' and used every excuse in the book, and then some really creative ones."

Excuses? Excuses? When a 13-year-old girl demands to have sex with you, or even suggests it, you don't need a god damn excuse.

He tipped his hand right there.
Getting Nick Bates flashbacks from this.
 

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his DD-214 from the FOIA request has two terms of enlistment, and dates in documentation are for active duty postings only including MEPS. the heck happened in August 1999 that has a separation from service? did he re-up after 9/11?

so he got a gay pride ribbon, the good cookie medal, served in Korea and completed at least one tour there during the war on terror in Iraq.

he completed Basic in Benning (about the same time i was teaching at Benning, natch), was immediately sent to Camp Hovey in Seoul, Korea as a Rifleman. he apparently was then sent to Camp Howze and assigned as a Rifleman and i guess qualified as a Radio man (2nd ID CAB is an AAB, and he lacks an air assault skill ID). after a while there. he became an automatic rifleman, which meant he qualified on carrying a SAW or being an ammo bearer.

he never got any special training or washed out of it (ASI 00 = not qualified for a special skill, and should be 2A for an MP and 2B for Air Assault).

he ETS'd afterwards never doing shit at the front besides staring at the Norks and jerking off to K-pop idols while playing a magazine or arsenal guard or something. the closest he got to being an MP was probably when a drunken fight needed to be broken up and losers were asked by the MPs to crack some heads at the local BBQ joint.

what a maroon.
 

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Man, I was disappointed in this cow. He went kind of quiet after his losing fight, and I thought he'd fizzle.

I should have known better.

Now, bear in mind, Ron has been to the rubber Ramada. So what the fuck is he doing with a gun?


Well, it looks like the government agreed (archive):



Aw, no pie for Pi Day for ol' Ron!

We have a cow crossover! (archive)



Apparently Phil and Ron are not friends. I guess that makes sense; Ron is homeless a lot of the time.

We have confirmation that Ron got ratted out in that thread:



It's not certain that this is why he was arrested, but it'd be a pretty big coincidence if not.
 
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AprilRains

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How can this guy have martial arts school if he's been busted for child porn and other crimes involving minors?
I don't believe he was convicted of the child porn charge, and in any case I know of no vetting authority for martial arts schools, imaginary or real.

Also, other pseudonyms
Student of Ashida Kim, Sensei to Ronin7411
Source
http://www.martialtalk.com/threads/ron-collins-aka-draven-azropht-aka-student-of-ashida-kim-sensei-to-ronin7411-update.102765/

Yes, that's Phil who posted there.
Yup, that's him. Good catch.
 
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So, Ron is suing Raleigh County prosecutor Kristen Keller for, uh, prosecuting him. He was going to sue the state of West Virginia as well, but appears to have thought better of it. He is asking for $25 million. (What is it with cows and ridiculous demands in court?) He is representing himself, so you know that's going to go well.

As of 2016, he was po' according to his own legal statement, having no income save for a VA pension and Social Security disability. He was paying $500 a month in rent and had a cat. He owed a lot of money on credit cards, far more than his meager income would readily support.

I am still looking for public records indicating the reason for his arrest, but in his own lawsuit, he claims to have been involuntarily incarcerated at William Sharpe Hospital on psychological grounds. This also made the local news. Under 18 USC § 922 g) 4), that is enough to prohibit his ownership of a firearm after the commitment. His stupid video in which he shows off his gun is therefore a gift to the prosecution, provided they can establish that the video was taken after he was committed.

...oh, wait, you say he showed himself with the gun while saying that people claimed he couldn't legally own one?

Why, yes. Yes, he did.


(archive)

I do not have documentation of why he was arrested, but as per the above I believe I know why he might have been arrested. More when I get it.
 
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his DD-214 from the FOIA request has two terms of enlistment, and dates in documentation are for active duty postings only including MEPS. the heck happened in August 1999 that has a separation from service? did he re-up after 9/11?

so he got a gay pride ribbon, the good cookie medal, served in Korea and completed at least one tour there during the war on terror in Iraq.

he completed Basic in Benning (about the same time i was teaching at Benning, natch), was immediately sent to Camp Hovey in Seoul, Korea as a Rifleman. he apparently was then sent to Camp Howze and assigned as a Rifleman and i guess qualified as a Radio man (2nd ID CAB is an AAB, and he lacks an air assault skill ID). after a while there. he became an automatic rifleman, which meant he qualified on carrying a SAW or being an ammo bearer.

he never got any special training or washed out of it (ASI 00 = not qualified for a special skill, and should be 2A for an MP and 2B for Air Assault).

he ETS'd afterwards never doing shit at the front besides staring at the Norks and jerking off to K-pop idols while playing a magazine or arsenal guard or something. the closest he got to being an MP was probably when a drunken fight needed to be broken up and losers were asked by the MPs to crack some heads at the local BBQ joint.

what a maroon.
Also in what's listed, he was 11b not 31b

So he was infantry, makes sense being an automatic rifleman. He never took the MP school either.

Why on earth would you lie about that? MPs are lower on the "cool" rung than 11 bang bangs.

Granted, he's got a lot of other glaring reasons to point and laugh. But how a lolcows mind ticks one will never know.
 

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Also in what's listed, he was 11b not 31b

So he was infantry, makes sense being an automatic rifleman. He never took the MP school either.

Why on earth would you lie about that? MPs are lower on the "cool" rung than 11 bang bangs.

Granted, he's got a lot of other glaring reasons to point and laugh. But how a lolcows mind ticks one will never know.
He probably wanted to pose as a cop for the implied authority, and possibly as a way to overcome his shame at being a frequent defendant.
 

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We now have confirmation that his arrest was on the charge of illegally buying a gun:

http://www.wvnstv.com/local-news/greenbrier-county/rainelle-man-accused-of-illegally-buying-gun/1058946836

(archive)

BTW, I have more paperwork on his lolsuit. Should I start a thread in Lolcow & Lolcow LLP? His subsequent filings are pretty baseless but they likely won't go the distance.

Edit: I'm not waiting. I'll put stuff in this thread for now.

Here's the arrest warrant. It's not all that lulzy, but lo he is busted,

The criminal complaint is better. It contains both the firearms transaction record on which he perjured himself, and the proof of that perjury in the form of the court order committing him involuntarily to a mental hospital.

So, what about him suing his former prosecutor for $25 million? I have stuff on that too!

The prosecutor has made a motion to dismiss the suit and has filed a memorandum of law in support of that motion. An actual lawyer can summarize better, but my TL;DR is: She's covered by absolute and qualified immunity; the complaint and claims fail to meet the requirements of Twombly and Iqbal, vottever DOT minnz; statute of limitations expired anyway so you lose, sucker.

Ron filed a counter-motion and a memorandum of law. TL;DR: Nuh-UH!

I do invite actual legal commentary, though. I dunno shit.

Edit 2: Oh, and it gets better.

Ron took @AnOminous 's very good advice and lawyered the hell up. However, it probably won't save him.

He's being held without bail until trial because "the Court found by clear and convincing evidence that the defendant is a danger to others and the community". The minutes of the relevant hearing are pretty dry, but they do convey that several videos were introduced into evidence against him. These are almost certainly Ron's YouTube videos.

That's not all they had, though. They presented a 2013 transcript of Ron talking to a guy wearing a wire when he was in jail. Choice excerpts of his paranoid bullshit below:




And there's oh so much more in the transcript.

I hope he likes prison food. Especially dick. Gonna be a lot of dick on the menu.

Edit 3: As Ron continued to try to get bail, the prosecution finds more and more tasty lulz from his past which argue against letting him out, and they put these into the public record.

The latest tidbit is a transcript of Ron Collins' 2013 hearing on a bond reduction and a motion to dismiss. Instead of either, he earned himself a psych eval, and if you read this transcript you'll see why.

It starts off well enough for him. The prosecution agrees to dismiss the child porn charges, not because they think he didn't do it, but because they think it's a case for the feds. Ron's lawyer argues that his prior statements were within the limits of free speech, and implied no actual threats. The prosecutor disagrees at length, but the defense notes that Ron has done nothing violent in all of his time making big statements.

And then shit gets real stupid.



But didn't his lawyer advise against this? Why, yes. Yes, he did.



And it's on.

First, he reassures the court that his previous psych evals are spot on, and that he is a violent badass:



Does he heed this hint? No.



So, in a bond reduction hearing, it can be important to establish that the defendant has close ties to the community and is not a flight risk. Ron proceeds to argue the opposite:



It's also good to establish that you have someplace to stay if you are released. I won't excerpt all of it, but he says he's homeless, then names two people he could stay with but doesn't know their home addresses and doesn't have permission to stay with them.

His lawyer tries frantically to repair the damage at the end, but his bail wasn't reduced.
 
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