Ronald Eugene Ralph / Ronnie Ralph - Ethan's father and daddy issues

FM Bradley

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Look at the baby bottle and then look at Runnyrelf's head. I'm suspecting he too was a manlet.
 

Mr E. Grifter

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Ronnie in that photo is probably Ethans age now.
Would you just look at the difference
Ronnie died at 64 years young too - if Ethan is anything like his daddy then he's not set to live for too much longer.

My guess is that Ethan is going to be very lucky making it out of his 50s unless he completely changes his lifestyle. Something I have no confidence of him ever being able to do.
 

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Ronnie died at 64 years young too - if Ethan is anything like his daddy then he's not set to live for too much longer.

My guess is that Ethan is going to be very lucky making it out of his 50s unless he completely changes his lifestyle. Something I have no confidence of him ever being able to do.
There is no way that he's making it out of this decade alive. By the time the 20's are over he will be dead. The damage he has already done to his body is beyond belief. He then continues to drown himself in more alcohol, pills and stress.
 

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There is no way that he's making it out of this decade alive. By the time the 20's are over he will be dead. The damage he has already done to his body is beyond belief. He then continues to drown himself in more alcohol, pills and stress.
He will either kill himself, or some cop will kill him while he is chimping out, or he will die in prison in the yard when he tries to explain to the Black Guerilla Family that he is a big deal on the Internet so he doesn't have to suck all their dicks.
 

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Reading this thread i finaly realised its Ronnie Ralph on backup vocals in this parody song..

 

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Found an article talking about RR passing on 4/2/19. At least I’m assuming this is Ethan Ralph’s daddy. I thought the Miami show started shortly after the PPV where Warski showed up to fight Tonka Saw but the latter no showed, though I guess what could’ve killed RR was preceded by some medical incident, though you’d think Ralph would’ve said something about it.

Link to article about Ronnie Ralph’s passing.

Edit for context: this was being discussed in the Twitter and spergouts thread as people were wondering if Ralph’s daddy’s death may have had an impact on Ralph’s behavior during the shows in Miami where Ralph did next to nothing.
 
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If I remember correctly when Ralph announced the passing of his father on the KillStream he had mentioned that he had been dead for two weeks before anyone found him. That's why they had the service at Pancho's they used the goo that was Ronnie for taco meat.
ralph wanted to have ronnie inside him one last time ❤️