Ronald Eugene Ralph / Ronnie Ralph - Ethan's father and daddy issues

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Look at the baby bottle and then look at Runnyrelf's head. I'm suspecting he too was a manlet.
 

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Ronnie in that photo is probably Ethans age now.
Would you just look at the difference
Ronnie died at 64 years young too - if Ethan is anything like his daddy then he's not set to live for too much longer.

My guess is that Ethan is going to be very lucky making it out of his 50s unless he completely changes his lifestyle. Something I have no confidence of him ever being able to do.
 

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Ronnie died at 64 years young too - if Ethan is anything like his daddy then he's not set to live for too much longer.

My guess is that Ethan is going to be very lucky making it out of his 50s unless he completely changes his lifestyle. Something I have no confidence of him ever being able to do.
There is no way that he's making it out of this decade alive. By the time the 20's are over he will be dead. The damage he has already done to his body is beyond belief. He then continues to drown himself in more alcohol, pills and stress.
 

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There is no way that he's making it out of this decade alive. By the time the 20's are over he will be dead. The damage he has already done to his body is beyond belief. He then continues to drown himself in more alcohol, pills and stress.
He will either kill himself, or some cop will kill him while he is chimping out, or he will die in prison in the yard when he tries to explain to the Black Guerilla Family that he is a big deal on the Internet so he doesn't have to suck all their dicks.
 

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Reading this thread i finaly realised its Ronnie Ralph on backup vocals in this parody song..

 

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Found an article talking about RR passing on 4/2/19. At least I’m assuming this is Ethan Ralph’s daddy. I thought the Miami show started shortly after the PPV where Warski showed up to fight Tonka Saw but the latter no showed, though I guess what could’ve killed RR was preceded by some medical incident, though you’d think Ralph would’ve said something about it.

Link to article about Ronnie Ralph’s passing.

Edit for context: this was being discussed in the Twitter and spergouts thread as people were wondering if Ralph’s daddy’s death may have had an impact on Ralph’s behavior during the shows in Miami where Ralph did next to nothing.
 
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If I remember correctly when Ralph announced the passing of his father on the KillStream he had mentioned that he had been dead for two weeks before anyone found him. That's why they had the service at Pancho's they used the goo that was Ronnie for taco meat.
ralph wanted to have ronnie inside him one last time ❤️
 

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Ronnie confirmed to have gone into schizophrenia based psychosis before putting puppies in ovens and putting his PP in Ethan? Big if true.

Its simpler than that. Alcoholism can lead to psychosis. It can portray similar to schizophrenia. I had a friend with a nightmare vodka / gin habit. I went over to his apartment one day and he wanted to show me all the places in the walls where the invisible microphones and cameras were. He also told me if I wore a hat of his I could hear the same voices that talk to him.

We got him into rehab. No more voices. Ronnie was just a true alcoholic degenerate most likely.
 

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It's funny to think if Ralph's dad would have taken him fishing, or to the racetrack, out shooting, or basically any manly thing even just a couple of times that we wouldn't be here today.

It's extremely funny to me to think about how Ralph can't even tie a fisherman's knot. This white nigger couldn't survive a weekend in the wilderness if you gave him loaded guns and the best tackle and live bait money can buy. He would probably shit his intestines out from eating some berries he picked, because that's all he is qualified to do and not even smart enough for that.

Do you guys think Ralph knows how to check his own oil on his car even?

What's really funny is that Ralph can't even post himself doing something as manly as mowing the lawn to own the ayy lawgs (and that's not manly,)

In short Ronnie made Ethan Ralph into a massive faggot. Ronnie is getting pegged by hookers in hell and he still isn't thinking about you Ethan.
 

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It's funny to think if Ralph's dad would have taken him fishing, or to the racetrack, out shooting, or basically any manly thing even just a couple of times that we wouldn't be here today.

It's extremely funny to me to think about how Ralph can't even tie a fisherman's knot. This white nigger couldn't survive a weekend in the wilderness if you gave him loaded guns and the best tackle and live bait money can buy. He would probably shit his intestines out from eating some berries he picked, because that's all he is qualified to do and not even smart enough for that.

Do you guys think Ralph knows how to check his own oil on his car even?

What's really funny is that Ralph can't even post himself doing something as manly as mowing the lawn to own the ayy lawgs (and that's not manly,)

In short Ronnie made Ethan Ralph into a massive faggot. Ronnie is getting pegged by hookers in hell and he still isn't thinking about you Ethan.
Ralph does very manly things such as suicide baiting and drinking lattes.