Ronald Raygun vs. Dormiebasne: The Battle of Depravity -

[applecat]

Fellow cwckiites, I am sure I am not the only one who has noticed the forums taking a turn for the depraved as of late. No longer are we an innocent forum focused on enlightening discussion of an autistic manbaby who soils himself, but a forum hosting all manner of vile discourse! After much meditation and study, I have narrowed this trend down to two culprits.

Culprit One: Dormiebasne!

Long reviled for his muppet-like stare and incessant rubbing of a red ball, Dormiebasne has gone from a harmless ball-rubber to a truly twisted individual over the mere course of a few months! You can witness a taste of his depravity from his bounty of Line of the Day quotes, although I advise those of weak stomachs to avert their eyes.

1. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
   like i understand the bible and all that
2. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
   but what if one of your relatives is really hot?

Disgusting!


A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
I wanna fuck pixy until she loses control of her bowels

Depraved!

1. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
   i drank the nastiest tea ever
2. A moment ago - Mobutu Sese Seko:
   it wasnt tea
3. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
   
4. A moment ago - Cuddlebug:
   Dormie your own urine isn't tea
5. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
   it is if you boil it
   

IT IS STILL SPELLED P-E-E, DORMIE, NOT T-E-A.

1. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
   ONCE YOU SEE MY DICK...
2. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
   YOU WON'T WANT IT

We certainly won't, Dormie. We certainly won't.

Culprit Two: Ronald Raygun!

A relative newcomer to the forums, Ronald has wasted no time exposing the darkest depths of his depraved nature (and that's not all he's exposed, if you get my drift!) Though he attempts to lure innocent chatters into a state of relaxation with niceties such as "murrs" and "pets," but one has only to skim his multiple Line of the Days to witness the true Ronald Raygun!

1. A moment ago - Ronald Raygun
   rapes a little

Are you raping just a little, Ronald? OR ARE YOU RAPING A LITTLE... PERSON?

1. A moment ago - CätPärty:
   nude teens
2. A moment ago - Ronald Raygun:
   Where?

Nude teens, huh? Seems a little OLD for Ronnie when one considers evidence like THIS!

A moment ago - Ronald Raygun:
I rape kids

Do you rape those "just a little," Ronald, or do you RAPE THEM A LOT???

But really, even his child molesting cannot compare to the unforgivable fetish below:

A moment ago - Ronald Raygun:
Chit dabes



As you can see by the evidence I have compiled, these two users are the bottom of the barrel and the sole perpetrators of this forum's downward spiral. Naturally, they should both be tarred and feathered, but before we move forward we must answer this:

Who is the most depraved? The meat puppet who spends his day molesting a bouncy ball or the murring deviant who has surely exposed his "raygun" to scores of innocent children? The sleeper sperg or the darkhorse newcomer?

Please, cwcki. Help me solve this mystery.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Holden is gonna cry.

 

[Dormiebasne]

EXPLAIN THIS.

 

[exball]

Holden's time has come.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

I'm here two months and I'm already a deviant, what did I do?

 

[Watcher]

Dormie laid eggs in Raygun's sack

I think there's a clear answer here

 

[cypocraphy]

Yea, I voted for Raygun but Holden eats more depraved shit than those 2 for breakfast.

 

[Dollars2010]

I leave for a dinner party for a couple hours and I return home to see that Dormie has gotten himself into trouble once again.
I need to hire a better babysitter next time.

 

[Leonid Brezhnev]

They're both sexual deviants that should be arrested for drinking urine and touching young children and teenagers at the same time.

 

[exball]

I'm not voting until Null is an option in the poll.

 

[Descent]

It's like choosing between AIDS and Autism.

 

[applecat]

FURTHER EVIDENCE!

1. A moment ago - Mobutu Sese Seko:
   Did you know that Dormie shits in other people's pants then puts them back?

HOW DEPRAVED!!!!

 

[exball]

FURTHER EVIDENCE!

1. A moment ago - Mobutu Sese Seko:
   Did you know that Null shits in other people's pants then puts them back?

HOW DEPRAVED!!!!

Good point. plz add him to the pull prettiest ween.

 

[The Knife]

I blame myself. That twenty second period when I adopted Dormie sent him down the path to depravity. Thank you, Applecat, for bringing this to light before he shot up a maternity ward.

 

[LM 697]

It's like choosing between AIDS and Autism.

AIDS, every time.

 

[applecat]

People keep bringing up Judge Holden as if the poor, misunderstood man is some kind of deviant, but while our dear Judge may cause the occasional grandmother to gasp, he is simply no longer shocking in today's troubled Cwcki climate.

As one can see from the factual and informative article linked below, Judge Holden is the Marilyn Manson to Raygun and Dormie's Eminem:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/marilyn-manson-now-going-doortodoor-trying-to-shoc,459/

 

[Watcher]

Judge Holden gets banned regularly for posting subversive content. I'd say he deserves a shot

 

[exball]

1. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
   @ exball, ya, here we go. "one time null came to disney. I put on a mickey mask and fucked his asshole while the other end was mashed by a compactor"

Your move Ronald.

 

[spaps]

Judge Holden right now:

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

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2. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
   I am a Disney cast member
3. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
   I-I am setting such a poor image of my company right now

This man actually works with kids.

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