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[Zync]

Back when Mica went on her "woe is me, being black is scawwy in Texas" rant I remember the audience really turned on her. This Ky bitch seems equally obsessed with race, I wonder if she'll get the same reaction or are the "Yas qween!" types of people all RT has left watching.

 

[lolwut]

-They bring up a still from said movie (Robinhood: Men in Tights for the curious) and Ky says "I'm just happy to see that there was a black person in a film from that long ago" and no one seems to know how to respond

I was going to make a post about this specifically, but then I kept reading. Jesus christ, she really has no personality beyond "black", and "woman".

 

[Random Internet Person]

Back when Mica went on her "woe is me, being black is scawwy in Texas" rant I remember the audience really turned on her. This Ky bitch seems equally obsessed with race, I wonder if she'll get the same reaction or are the "Yas qween!" types of people all RT has left watching.

Probably the latter, especially since RT seems like the progressive types. Remember how they were at the height of BLM? And then there are the parts where Mica said RT were more interested in getting in good graces with her dad.

Either Michael and Fiona are fucking or they read this thread because this is just adding fuel to the fire.

If they read the thread, I don't think they'd shut up about it and the stuff they find. SO I doubt it.

 

[Pizdec]

-They bring up a still from said movie (Robinhood: Men in Tights for the curious) and Ky says "I'm just happy to see that there was a black person in a film from that long ago" and no one seems to know how to respond

I think Trevor from GTA V put it best: God damn millennials.

-Ky talks about appearing on the podcast virtually in the last episode and says "I was up there, looking down at the peasantry... And now I'm amongst the peasantry" while Lindsay interjects with "As you should." Ky then refers to her hair as a crown again and compares her appearance on the podcast to the show Undercover Boss. Michael says that she is the boss and Lindsay says that if Ky told her that she (Ky) was the boss of AH she would believe it unquestionably. Ky says that they should not be surprised when she becomes the boss of AH.

-Ky says that she is willing to jaywalk if she has the opportunity

Jaywalking is not fucking special, you stupid bimbo. I had to at one point do that constantly for six fucking months to get to work until the city finally put down a cross walk.

-Ky says that she was disappointed at the size of the naked man's penis. She implies that if his penis were large than she would have enjoyed watching him jack off while also stating seconds prior that there were children and teenagers present while the man was publicly masturbating

What the actual fuck. The fact she isn't grossed out or trying to call the cops screams volumes of her character, and they hired her to be their replacement monkey?

-Alfredo says that the man who chased away the naked man "could've gotten shot" by the naked man. Ky says that this would not happen because he was white. Alfredo clarifies that he was talking about semen, not bullets and Ky laughs and says that you cannot talk about getting shot with a black person because it will automatically make her assume that you are talking about a black person being wrongfully shot (presumably by police)

I can't breathe (cause I'm laughing so hard at this autism).

-"I- I mean like I hate to say it but it's totally true it's like maybe the vibe is like less, rapey? Um because of unfortunate like toxic masculinity and standards that have been placed on people?" -Lindsay, in reference to gay clubs

Uh, there's still rape that goes on in gay bars and clubs, it just gets covered up better because you obviously don't wanna be THAT gay bar/club. Also she's clearly never been to or heard of a leather club.

-Ky says that her friend was also promptly and without permission grabbed by black men while dancing in the club. She says that when they started dancing a group of ten black men surrounded them "ready to pass the buck" but she told them that she is not prepared to be "passed like a goddamn dollar bill." She then goes on to say that clubs are dangerous and seems oblivious to the fact that her story makes black men seem like rutting animals

The pot calling the nigger black, eh?

 

[Druveer]

-"For everyone... Everyone who doesn't know.. Math uh decimals matter so one point zero zero is different from one hundred" -Ky

1 is different than 100 says the future of AH. They are so utterly fucked.

-Lindsay says that she outranks Larry

Geez they rank workers by the amount of disgust they inspire? Harsh.

-Michael says that his children scream at him whenever he leaves the house

We've seen you stream, they scream whenever you're at home too.

-Apparently they (Michael, Alfredo and some other people) ate lunch in a restaurant recently, Alfredo acts shocked that they are "allowed" to do that sort of thing now

They've been able to do that shit for months and months now.

-Alfredo talks about how he chose his dog's name, Ky says that she likes the story and then makes the conversation about herself

Her and Lindsay, Trevor and Barbra will get along nicely.

-Lindsay references a movie from the early 90's, Ky talks about how she was not yet born when the movie came out

Wait till she finds out what history books are.

-They bring up a still from said movie (Robinhood: Men in Tights for the curious) and Ky says "I'm just happy to see that there was a black person in a film from that long ago" and no one seems to know how to respond

Future of AH.

-Lindsay says that while recording (or streaming or whatever) she likes to get close to the microphone and repeatedly smack her lips in order to elicit a reaction from her coworkers. She says that this often causes Jack to throw his headphones away in disgust

To be fair she gets the same reaction when people see her in person.

-Ky talks about appearing on the podcast virtually in the last episode and says "I was up there, looking down at the peasantry... And now I'm amongst the peasantry" while Lindsay interjects with "As you should." Ky then refers to her hair as a crown again and compares her appearance on the podcast to the show Undercover Boss. Michael says that she is the boss and Lindsay says that if Ky told her that she (Ky) was the boss of AH she would believe it unquestionably. Ky says that they should not be surprised when she becomes the boss of AH.

Condescend harder to the black girl Lindsey.

-Ky says that she does not normally leave her house in New York because she is scared of people, covid and public transit

-Ky starts telling a story about being in LA and opens with "It was our final day in LA and me and my roommates, we're three black women, we're fucking beautiful, gorgeous people". She talks about going shopping and looking for food. She says "beauty needs food" and says that thickness (thiccness?) requires you to eat. Lindsay interjects with "I'm always looking to eat cake"

-Ky says that she is willing to jaywalk if she has the opportunity

-Ky says that while in LA she encountered a naked man that was standing in the middle of the street and jacking off

-Ky says that she was disappointed at the size of the naked man's penis. She implies that if his penis were large than she would have enjoyed watching him jack off while also stating seconds prior that there were children and teenagers present while the man was publicly masturbating

-Ky says that "this white man" chased the naked man away

Insalubrious why do you subject yourself to this shit? Christ. The pure stupidity on display.

Also Lindsay is always looking to eat anything she can get into her mouth not just cake.

-Alfredo says that the man who chased away the naked man "could've gotten shot" by the naked man. Ky says that this would not happen because he was white. Alfredo clarifies that he was talking about semen, not bullets and Ky laughs and says that you cannot talk about getting shot with a black person because it will automatically make her assume that you are talking about a black person being wrongfully shot (presumably by police)

They hired a wet blanket for their entertainment show.

-Lindsay further wet blankets the conversation by talking about how women used to be stereotyped as liking shopping (women drive like 80% of consumer spending, it's not a stereotype you boring cow of a woman) and then says that she likes buying branded clothing and says that buying expensive clothing is the same as spending thousands of dollars on manga and clothing from Hot Topic and "I just kind of appreciate now that no one is talking smack about being a fashionista"

Yes all the hip young "socialist" are total consoomers.

-Lindsay says "We can talk about the negative affects of fast fashion or like over pricing things" and says that it makes people "billionaires and billionaires"

Lindsay: I LIKE TO BUY SHIT.
Lindsay: I AM NOT HAPPY THAT ME GIVING MONEY TO PEOPLE MAKES THEM WEALTHY.

-Ky talks about the show "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend", something about straight men going to gay bars and that it "defeats the purpose" because "they are coming into our space to feel better about themselves." She also says that she goes to clubs for the express purpose of hooking up

Boring cunts like you have been going to gay clubs forever because the homos have more sense than to hit on you. This is payback. Fuck off.

-"I- I mean like I hate to say it but it's totally true it's like maybe the vibe is like less, rapey? Um because of unfortunate like toxic masculinity and standards that have been placed on people?" -Lindsay, in reference to gay clubs

Wat. What is this retarded whore trying to say?

-Ky tells the audience that she is "fuckin' black" "in case you didn't know that". Alfredo pretends to be surprised that she is black as a joke and Ky asks if him if she is "white passing" or "asian passing" and that she "gets both". Alfredo has no idea how to respond and she tells him with an air of smugness that "I'm black, thanks"

This girl has zero personality beyond, black dyke.
Jesus.

-"I don't know what's going on. What happened? It just devolved" -Michael, describing the state of the podcast

Michael here is channeling the spirit of even actual fan of the good AH.



I used to watch this show each sunday.... now just reading the goddamn cliff-notes is enough to annoy me.

 

[You're an idiot]

-Lindsay says that she has "rough sneezes". Michael says that they are not that bad

Lindsay's signature move: Lying to seem interesting.

-Alfredo says they are selling batman merch. He (incredulously) says "It's fucking BATMAN! Who doesn't like Batman?" Lindsay then compares them selling Batman merch to getting talked to by "the most popular kid in school"

This is the epitome of being a 'consoomer'. As if I would buy something solely because of it's name.

-Apparently they (Michael, Alfredo and some other people) ate lunch in a restaurant recently, Alfredo acts shocked that they are "allowed" to do that sort of thing now

I wish these people would just go live in china so they can finally have the responsibility of choice taken from them. They seem to be pining for authority to command them.

Ky says that they should not be surprised when she becomes the boss of AH.

I will not be surprised.

Lindsay says that Trevor is doing a good job

Lmao by what metric? Even Jeremy has left his dream job because you fucked it up.

She says "beauty needs food" and says that thickness (thiccness?) requires you to eat. Lindsay interjects with "I'm always looking to eat cake"

Are they really that willfully ignorant of what things mean? People like Kate Upton are 'thicc' because she has big tits, a big ass, and generally thicker padding for her hips/waist etc. Lindsay is just a fat and unattractive mama june wannabe.

-Alfredo says that the man who chased away the naked man "could've gotten shot" by the naked man. Ky says that this would not happen because he was white. Alfredo clarifies that he was talking about semen, not bullets and Ky laughs and says that you cannot talk about getting shot with a black person because it will automatically make her assume that you are talking about a black person being wrongfully shot (presumably by police)

Why can't they be even a little self-aware? Shut up about your skin color it doesn't matter.

-Michael says that Fiona regularly facetimes with him at midnight while she is "at the club". Lindsay compares this to their children "coming home from college" and Michael says that he answers Fiona without fail every time she does this

-Michael says that he is too old for clubs but would go to one with Fiona and that he would let her dress him for the occasion

-Lindsay says that she is old

I wonder who would ever get the idea that something might be wrong here.

-Lindsay further wet blankets the conversation by talking about how women used to be stereotyped as liking shopping (women drive like 80% of consumer spending, it's not a stereotype you boring cow of a woman) and then says that she likes buying branded clothing and says that buying expensive clothing is the same as spending thousands of dollars on manga and clothing from Hot Topic and "I just kind of appreciate now that no one is talking smack about being a fashionista"

"Can you even believe all the sexists who typified women liking shopping? What a bunch of pigs. Anyway I love spending tons of money on clothes and I love being a fashionista!" -Lindsay Jones

-Michael and Alfredo stand up to show what jeans they are wearing, they discuss them at length. Ky commands Michael to bend over to display his buttocks to the audience, he complies

Michael would get cancelled if this was reversed.

-"I- I mean like I hate to say it but it's totally true it's like maybe the vibe is like less, rapey? Um because of unfortunate like toxic masculinity and standards that have been placed on people?" -Lindsay, in reference to gay clubs

-Lindsay talks about her gay theater friends from college and how some guy was "being a creep" to one of her lesbian friends. One of her gay male friends asked the guy if he was gay and was very upset to find out that he was not

-Alfredo says that while out dancing he had "a couple of hands down his pants" and he politely told the person/people that he was not interested

What is this? What is this conversation? It's just a sludge of nothing!

-Ky tells the audience that she is "fuckin' black" "in case you didn't know that". Alfredo pretends to be surprised that she is black as a joke and Ky asks if him if she is "white passing" or "asian passing" and that she "gets both". Alfredo has no idea how to respond and she tells him with an air of smugness that "I'm black, thanks"

-Ky says that she went to Barcelona and went to out to clubs "every night" while she was there

-"I'm always looking cause like I just I always I always look for the black people"-Ky

-"They started playing soca music... We were so surprised to hear it in Barcelona, so we started you know, we started shaking that ass and you know someone grabbed me. Absolutely, someone grabbed me so I was like I was twerkin' on someone's son, next thing I know I look up- all the black men found me" -Ky

-Ky says that her friend was also promptly and without permission grabbed by black men while dancing in the club. She says that when they started dancing a group of ten black men surrounded them "ready to pass the buck" but she told them that she is not prepared to be "passed like a goddamn dollar bill." She then goes on to say that clubs are dangerous and seems oblivious to the fact that her story makes black men seem like rutting animals

God, imagine being this racist. I never thought I would live to see the day that this was acceptable behavior from a public figure.

-"I don't know what's going on. What happened? It just devolved" -Michael, describing the state of the podcast

Michael inadvertently describes his tenure at Rooster Teeth.

Damn this must have been a real humdinger of an episode to get through. I don't envy you, and I won't be surprised when you give up.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

-Alfredo says that the man who chased away the naked man "could've gotten shot" by the naked man. Ky says that this would not happen because he was white. Alfredo clarifies that he was talking about semen, not bullets and Ky laughs and says that you cannot talk about getting shot with a black person because it will automatically make her assume that you are talking about a black person being wrongfully shot (presumably by police)

My reaction to Ky, to quote Billy Madison,

What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[manlikebigp]

You know my initial impression of Ky was that she was not as bad as Fiona. Suffice it to say that that was a bit optimistic.

Spoiler: Off Topic #288 Notes

-Michael, Lindsay, Ky, and Alfredo are on this episode

-Ky has only said like one or two sentences and I am already tired of listening to her voice

-Michael and Alfredo talk about winning some game, Alfredo says that "they won" and when questioned by Michael he says "You know, white people" (as in they, the white people, have won the game (???)). Michael looks perplexed and says something about wearing a Poland shirt. Lindsay says that she is tired of winning. There is an awkward silence and Ky says that she is "not a part of this". Michael starts talking about their new studio lights to get away from the subject

-They talk about the lights, apparently one of them is pointed directly at Alfredo's face. Ky responds to him with "Sounds like a personal problem"

-Ky says that she needs the lights because she is black and will "blend in" to the background without them

-They turn the studio lights on full blast, Ky says that she "feels like a goddess that is out standing in the amazon" and that her "fro" is her crown. Lindsay tells her, "you're the goddess and I'm next to you-" but then stops speaking

-Alfredo says that his girlfriend almost got them killed by moving the visor in his car while he was driving on a particularly sunny day

-Lindsay says that she has "rough sneezes". Michael says that they are not that bad and that she just makes a big deal out of them. He says that he has never seen anyone else do this and goes on to mock her for it

-Ky says that her first covid test that she recently got temporarily enhanced her sense of smell. She says that she did not enjoy it

-Ky compares covid testing to excerebration (she doesn't use that word but that's what she meant)

-They talk about their new merch, some rick and morty themed shit. Michael shills the shirts, he says "This is like, dope as shit bro"

-Alfredo says they are selling batman merch. He (incredulously) says "It's fucking BATMAN! Who doesn't like Batman?" Lindsay then compares them selling Batman merch to getting talked to by "the most popular kid in school"

-Ky's voice is grating and murine, I hate the way it squeaks out from between her prominent teeth

-"For everyone... Everyone who doesn't know.. Math uh decimals matter so one point zero zero is different from one hundred" -Ky

-"I was getting there, let me get there"-Michael, responding to Lindsay interrupting him

-Lindsay says that she outranks Larry

-Michael says that his children scream at him whenever he leaves the house

-Apparently they (Michael, Alfredo and some other people) ate lunch in a restaurant recently, Alfredo acts shocked that they are "allowed" to do that sort of thing now

-Alfredo talks about that board game that he and company met up and played for Jeremy's birthday (confirmed as betrayal: legacy btw)

-There is an ad read for MeUndies

-Alfredo talks about how he chose his dog's name, Ky says that she likes the story and then makes the conversation about herself

-Lindsay references a movie from the early 90's, Ky talks about how she was not yet born when the movie came out

-They bring up a still from said movie (Robinhood: Men in Tights for the curious) and Ky says "I'm just happy to see that there was a black person in a film from that long ago" and no one seems to know how to respond

-Alfredo talks about doing some bit where he makes kissing noises at Michael (???) and Ky makes a big deal about the fact that he is doing it while sitting next to her

-Lindsay says that while recording (or streaming or whatever) she likes to get close to the microphone and repeatedly smack her lips in order to elicit a reaction from her coworkers. She says that this often causes Jack to throw his headphones away in disgust

-Ky notices a comment in chat that is about her and she has to stop the conversation to talk about it

-Ky talks about appearing on the podcast virtually in the last episode and says "I was up there, looking down at the peasantry... And now I'm amongst the peasantry" while Lindsay interjects with "As you should." Ky then refers to her hair as a crown again and compares her appearance on the podcast to the show Undercover Boss. Michael says that she is the boss and Lindsay says that if Ky told her that she (Ky) was the boss of AH she would believe it unquestionably. Ky says that they should not be surprised when she becomes the boss of AH.

-Michael says (in regards to being the boss of AH) "If Trevor can do it, anyone can do it". Lindsay says that Trevor is doing a good job

-Ky says that she does not normally leave her house in New York because she is scared of people, covid and public transit

-Ky starts telling a story about being in LA and opens with "It was our final day in LA and me and my roommates, we're three black women, we're fucking beautiful, gorgeous people". She talks about going shopping and looking for food. She says "beauty needs food" and says that thickness (thiccness?) requires you to eat. Lindsay interjects with "I'm always looking to eat cake"

-Ky says that she is willing to jaywalk if she has the opportunity

-Ky says that while in LA she encountered a naked man that was standing in the middle of the street and jacking off

-Lindsay asks if ejaculating onto another person's car constitutes bioterrorism

-Ky says that she was disappointed at the size of the naked man's penis. She implies that if his penis were large than she would have enjoyed watching him jack off while also stating seconds prior that there were children and teenagers present while the man was publicly masturbating

-Ky says that "this white man" chased the naked man away

-Alfredo says that the man who chased away the naked man "could've gotten shot" by the naked man. Ky says that this would not happen because he was white. Alfredo clarifies that he was talking about semen, not bullets and Ky laughs and says that you cannot talk about getting shot with a black person because it will automatically make her assume that you are talking about a black person being wrongfully shot (presumably by police)

-Lindsay asks Alfredo about slapping penises for no discernable reason

-There is an ad read for Honey (some online coupon service)

-Michael talks about visiting family back home with Lindsay, she says that she overheard some people talking and almost called the police because she thought they were having a "domestic dispute"

-Lindsay talks about going clubbing (is that something that fat old moms do?)

-Michael says that Fiona regularly facetimes with him at midnight while she is "at the club". Lindsay compares this to their children "coming home from college" and Michael says that he answers Fiona without fail every time she does this

-Lindsay says that when this happens she usually is on her computer wearing reading glasses and has messy hair, she says that this makes her look disgusting

-Michael says that he is too old for clubs but would go to one with Fiona and that he would let her dress him for the occasion

-Lindsay says that she is old

-"Any time I go somewhere, I dress as the baddest bitch in the world. I dress as if I need to stomp on these hoes. I dress as if ain't nobody can st- Like, stunt on this like no, I dress the fuck up" -Ky

-Lindsay says that Ky is fashionable and she responds with "abso-fucking-lutely" and comments on the fact that she is wearing earrings and purposely wearing her jacket incorrectly in order to display more skin, saying "This is... These are the slight things that we do here in these streets." She says that she refuses to go out without wearing high heeled shoes

-Alfredo says that he refuses to go out while wearing a red shirt because he thinks that it will cause him to be shot. He then says that he cannot wear blue shirts because that will get him shot "by the other side"

-Ky says that she is christian

-Ky waffles on about fashion and the colors of clothing that she likes

-Ky tells a story about going shopping with her friend as though it is interesting (it isn't)

-Lindsay further wet blankets the conversation by talking about how women used to be stereotyped as liking shopping (women drive like 80% of consumer spending, it's not a stereotype you boring cow of a woman) and then says that she likes buying branded clothing and says that buying expensive clothing is the same as spending thousands of dollars on manga and clothing from Hot Topic and "I just kind of appreciate now that no one is talking smack about being a fashionista"

-Lindsay says "We can talk about the negative affects of fast fashion or like over pricing things" and says that it makes people "billionaires and billionaires"

-Lindsay (fully vaccinated btw) puts on a mask and walks off set

-There is an ad read for Betterhelp

-Michael and Alfredo stand up to show what jeans they are wearing, they discuss them at length. Ky commands Michael to bend over to display his buttocks to the audience, he complies

-Michael says that the pair of jeans he is wearing was given to him for some particular shoot about four years ago. He says that he was supposed to give the jeans back but decided to keep them because they were black jeans and he didn't own a pair of those. He says that it is common for RT employees to steal clothing in this manner

-Ky talks about jeggings and "showing off her calves"

-Michael says that he is going to the bathroom and appears to grab a mask before he leaves

-Lindsay talks about skinny jeans and Ky announces that she is "about to go on a FUCKING TIRADE" about fashion, which she does. Michael circles back into view pumping his fist and acting excited about the conversation, he is indeed wearing a mask.

-"FASHION IS FUCKING SUBJECTIVE, YOU CAN WEAR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT, THE ONLY THING THAT FUCKING MATTERS IS THAT YOU FEEL GOOD IN WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE WEARING, FUCK THE REST, FUCK THE HATERS, DO YOU THINK YOU LOOK GOODyou look fucking good. Anyone that doesn't think so bring them to me" -Ky

-"Ky is giving me permission to come into the next Off Topic just struttin' my thong"-Alfredo

-Alfredo says that he had trouble finding a thong in San Francisco and says that it is "the gay capitol of the world"

-Alfredo says that he is willing to go to gay clubs but not regular ones

-Ky talks about the show "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend", something about straight men going to gay bars and that it "defeats the purpose" because "they are coming into our space to feel better about themselves." She also says that she goes to clubs for the express purpose of hooking up

-"I- I mean like I hate to say it but it's totally true it's like maybe the vibe is like less, rapey? Um because of unfortunate like toxic masculinity and standards that have been placed on people?" -Lindsay, in reference to gay clubs

-Lindsay talks about her gay theater friends from college and how some guy was "being a creep" to one of her lesbian friends. One of her gay male friends asked the guy if he was gay and was very upset to find out that he was not

-Alfredo says that while out dancing he had "a couple of hands down his pants" and he politely told the person/people that he was not interested

-Michael returns to set and kicks his leg into the air. Lindsay asks "What is white trash about that?" for no discernable reason

-Ky tells the audience that she is "fuckin' black" "in case you didn't know that". Alfredo pretends to be surprised that she is black as a joke and Ky asks if him if she is "white passing" or "asian passing" and that she "gets both". Alfredo has no idea how to respond and she tells him with an air of smugness that "I'm black, thanks"

-Ky says that she went to Barcelona and went to out to clubs "every night" while she was there

-"I'm always looking cause like I just I always I always look for the black people"-Ky

-"They started playing soca music... We were so surprised to hear it in Barcelona, so we started you know, we started shaking that ass and you know someone grabbed me. Absolutely, someone grabbed me so I was like I was twerkin' on someone's son, next thing I know I look up- all the black men found me" -Ky

-Ky says that her friend was also promptly and without permission grabbed by black men while dancing in the club. She says that when they started dancing a group of ten black men surrounded them "ready to pass the buck" but she told them that she is not prepared to be "passed like a goddamn dollar bill." She then goes on to say that clubs are dangerous and seems oblivious to the fact that her story makes black men seem like rutting animals

-They ring the first bell and Michael awkwardly begs the audience to become first members

-Michael talks about their new show called Camp Betrayal (it was posted about earlier in the thread). He says that he is very excited about it and that it was a lot of fun

-Alfredo and Michael talk about how during the filming of the show everyone kept interrupting Eric (he had a script that he was supposed to read) and had to be told repeatedly to settle down so they could get through the production

-Lindsay says that she enjoyed the shoot because she got to "work" with Charlotte (who I believe is the Funhaus tranny, correct me if I'm wrong). She says that she enjoys his sense of humor

-Alfredo compares the show to Survivor

-Lindsay and Ky say that they want an AH/RT version of America's Next Top Model "minus all of the terribleness". They waffle on about it and Ky says that she wants to bust Alfredo's ankles

-Ky says that she is 5'4" and that Matt is the tallest AH member. There is a weird discussion about who is actually the tallest at AH and Michael seems to imply that it's Trevor but I get the sense that that might be a lie to satisfy Trevor's ego (it's in line with his character). The conversation continues, everyone is basically speaking nonsense and Ky gets a look of confusion. Lindsay stops talking and apologizes to Ky for some reason

-Ky talks about her hair again for no reason

-Everyone starts saying random words for some reason

-"I don't know what's going on. What happened? It just devolved" -Michael, describing the state of the podcast

-Ky says that she reads "a lot of comments" on YT and Twitter. She says that she cannot post in RTTV chat because if she does everyone will start spamming the chat about the fact that she is there

-Ky says "I think we're great"

-Ky says that her and Michael play Mario Party the same way, Alfredo says that Ky is big brained because of this

-Michael says that there is an HBO sponsored watch party after the podcast to celebrate pride month and the podcast finally ends

God, everyday it gets harder not to hate niggers

 

[Pizdec]

This girl has zero personality beyond, black dyke.

"I'M BLACK!!" CAN YOU SAY IT ANY LOUDER?!?

 

[Insalubrious]

Insalubrious why do you subject yourself to this shit? Christ. The pure stupidity on display.

Not to powerlevel too much but I used to watch AH videos pretty religiously when I was younger, back when Ray still worked their (and for a 1-2 years after he quit). It's interesting to see what they've become since then. Off Topic was one of the last shows that I continued to watch, and even then I would skip episodes based on the cast and I stopped a few years ago because it became too boring. I was vaguely aware of the state of AH, I assumed that they would continue to decline but I didn't care enough to check in on them.

Then the Ryan/Adam thing happened and it brought me to the Farms, I noticed people doing similar things in other threads so that's what gave me the idea. As for why I continue to do it I am just dumbfounded by how bad AH has become, until I started watching Off Topic again I had no idea how bad it was. As I've stated previously I am pretty far removed from their mindset so watching them prostrate themselves before the altar of wokeness is quite the spectacle. I used to watch these people (well, some of them) having fun fucking around in video games when I was young but now I see them flogging themselves for being white and praising minorities for simply existing. It's really something.

I will answer your question more directly with another question, why do people like to watch car crashes?

And my god, the way that they treat their diversity hires. Like Fiona for example, they pretend that all the retarded drivel that comes oozing out of her mouth is gold. Fiona is what made me stop watching gameplay videos for good and all, and that was based on her voice/personality alone (I didn't know she was black/gay because I refused to watch videos she was in). And now they are doing the same thing with Ky, all Ky seems to do is talk about herself and the fact that she is black, beyond that and her interest in fashion (which is likely inherently self centered) I can ascertain no other personality traits, other interests, or any form of a sense of humor. She brings up race constantly and it makes everyone visibly uncomfortable but instead of telling her to shut the fuck up about it they go out of their way to accommodate her and her race spergery. She does not mesh well AT ALL with the cast but they hired her anyway, and then they have the nerve to say that she is not a diversity hire. Remember when AH hired people for actual reasons? Like Michael got hired because they liked his Crackdown video, or how they hired Matt/Jeremy because they were a big part of the AH community, Ray was good at vidya, etc. What does Ky bring to the table? Literally nothing, she is a complete detriment to the quality of their content but if you say that they will call you a racist and tell you to stop watching their videos.

 

[Pizdec]

And my god, the way that they treat their diversity hires. Like Fiona for example, they pretend that all the retarded drivel that comes oozing out of her mouth is gold. Fiona is what made me stop watching gameplay videos for good and all, and that was based on her voice/personality alone (I didn't know she was black/gay because I refused to watch videos she was in). And now they are doing the same thing with Ky, all Ky seems to do is talk about herself and the fact that she is black, beyond that and her interest in fashion (which is likely inherently self centered) I can ascertain no other personality traits, other interests, or any form of a sense of humor. She brings up race constantly and it makes everyone visibly uncomfortable but instead of telling her to shut the fuck up about it they go out of their way to accommodate her and her race spergery. She does not mesh well AT ALL with the cast but they hired her anyway, and then they have the nerve to say that she is not a diversity hire. Remember when AH hired people for actual reasons? Like Michael got hired because they liked his Crackdown video, or how they hired Matt/Jeremy because they were a big part of the AH community, Ray was good at vidya, etc. What does Ky bring to the table? Literally nothing, she is a complete detriment to the quality of their content but if you say that they will call you a racist and tell you to stop watching their videos.

The funny thing is, is how clearly they lowered the bar for a diversity hire. Mica had her dad, and beyond that, she had SOME level of charisma, she was a decent editor for The Know when it ran, and she had a few interesting stories about herself and experiences, and that's me completely ignoring the fact she's black. Fiona's biggest achievement at RT was a crappy show explaining how memes on the internet work, a few roles in Arizona Circle jerk, which...

We all know what that amounted to. And now, we have Ky, who so far is the personification of a white washed nigger, talking about fashion, about a naked dude jerking off in the street, and how she wished his penis was bigger, all the while I'm sure Insalubrious is telling himself "Ky, this is a fucking Wendy's". Honestly, she'd be fine if this was Always Open, but on a gaming podcast? Seriously? None of this shit should be flying, yet Michael is probably not doing anything because at this point he's probably wishing things were the way they were in the Internet Box days.

 

[Wingnut]

-Lindsay says that when this happens she usually is on her computer wearing reading glasses and has messy hair, she says that this makes her look disgusting

As if she needs any help in that department.

-Ky tells the audience that she is "fuckin' black" "in case you didn't know that". Alfredo pretends to be surprised that she is black as a joke and Ky asks if him if she is "white passing" or "asian passing" and that she "gets both". Alfredo has no idea how to respond and she tells him with an air of smugness that "I'm black, thanks"

Good to see she wasn't a diversity hire when her entire personality is just 'Black Girl"

-Alfredo and Michael talk about how during the filming of the show everyone kept interrupting Eric (he had a script that he was supposed to read) and had to be told repeatedly to settle down so they could get through the production

Why is this something you would brag about? This is downright embarrassing for a company that's floundering as hard as RT.

 

[Pizdec]

Why is this something you would brag about? This is downright embarrassing for a company that's floundering as hard as RT.

Shit I missed that note, that's some Channel Awesome tier bullshitery if you ask me.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Every week on this thread is like watching someone in hospice. It’s so depressing that I’m losing the ability to laugh at the dumpster fire. If this is what RT is always like when RWBY isn’t going on, then Volume 9 Episode 1 of a show that’s gone to shit so damn hard because they have a ship that doesn’t know how to run without it’s captain will like Christmas morning. It’s so painful.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

I think I've said it before, but I'll say it again for good measure:
2018 was the last good year of Rooster Teeth.
What we are seeing is the dumpster fire that's been raging since 2019.

 

[IneptRobot]

I will answer your question more directly with another question, why do people like to watch car crashes?

Funny you say this, when you first started doing these weekly updates I was going to engage in some good natured ribbing about subjecting yourself to horrible videos until I looked over at my open tabs and saw the Post Videos of People Dying thread and realised that we probably get the same feeling from watching them.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

-They bring up a still from said movie (Robinhood: Men in Tights for the curious) and Ky says "I'm just happy to see that there was a black person in a film from that long ago" and no one seems to know how to respond

Jesus fucking christ, what a fucking stupid retard. No Ky, black people weren't allowed to act in the 90s. Only white people, every set explicitly had a "No niggers allowed" sign. I'm failing to express how fucking angry I am at how fucking retarded this is to say. I feel dumber for having read this sentence and I demand a refund.

-Alfredo says that the man who chased away the naked man "could've gotten shot" by the naked man. Ky says that this would not happen because he was white. Alfredo clarifies that he was talking about semen, not bullets and Ky laughs and says that you cannot talk about getting shot with a black person because it will automatically make her assume that you are talking about a black person being wrongfully shot (presumably by police)

-Michael says that Fiona regularly facetimes with him at midnight while she is "at the club". Lindsay compares this to their children "coming home from college" and Michael says that he answers Fiona without fail every time she does this

-Michael says that he is too old for clubs but would go to one with Fiona and that he would let her dress him for the occasion

They are absolutely fucking, and Lindsay is a fat gross cuckquean.

-There is an ad read for Betterhelp

Ah yes, the scam "therapist". After the dick pills stuff, I'm not surprised they're shilling this trash.

-Ky says that she is 5'4" and that Matt is the tallest AH member. There is a weird discussion about who is actually the tallest at AH and Michael seems to imply that it's Trevor but I get the sense that that might be a lie to satisfy Trevor's ego (it's in line with his character).

Matt Bragg is the exact same height as Trevor (6'2"), but I feel like he's actually taller should he correct his posture.

I have got to stop quoting these episode breakdowns quote by quote, I'm beginning to fucking hate myself because of how much effort I feel like I need to put into to say "Jesus fucking christ, just stop"

 

[LecherousGranolaBar]

-Apparently they (Michael, Alfredo and some other people) ate lunch in a restaurant recently, Alfredo acts shocked that they are "allowed" to do that sort of thing now

We've been allowed to live our lives for months now lmao. Keep living in fear though, losers.

-There is an ad read for MeUndies

Holy shit, this site charges 24 bucks for 1 pair of underwear. 16 if you're a member but holy shit. I thought Walmart underwear was overpriced but I get 6 pairs for the same price.

-They bring up a still from said movie (Robinhood: Men in Tights for the curious) and Ky says "I'm just happy to see that there was a black person in a film from that long ago" and no one seems to know how to respond

Kys mind would be blown if anyone ever showed her Night of the Living Dead. But really no one knows how to respond to this shit because no one is nearly as bent. Reading through this recap is actually painful because almost everything she says is such inane garbage.

Can't imagine why AH and RT are losing fan interest. I miss when talent was brought on because of their contributions to the company as a whole and not just because of charity.

-"I- I mean like I hate to say it but it's totally true it's like maybe the vibe is like less, rapey? Um because of unfortunate like toxic masculinity and standards that have been placed on people?" -Lindsay, in reference to gay clubs

What is this mammoth trying to say exactly? That Gay clubs aren't rapey? Just because you're under no threat doesn't mean it isn't rapey. No wonder your husband is cheating on you when you're this fucking stupid.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Ky talks about appearing on the podcast virtually in the last episode and says "I was up there, looking down at the peasantry... And now I'm amongst the peasantry" while Lindsay interjects with "As you should." Ky then refers to her hair as a crown again and compares her appearance on the podcast to the show Undercover Boss. Michael says that she is the boss and Lindsay says that if Ky told her that she (Ky) was the boss of AH she would believe it unquestionably. Ky says that they should not be surprised when she becomes the boss of AH.

black people just gotta face so much oppression, huh?

 

[Druveer]

Not to powerlevel too much but I used to watch AH videos pretty religiously when I was younger, back when Ray still worked their (and for a 1-2 years after he quit). It's interesting to see what they've become since then. Off Topic was one of the last shows that I continued to watch, and even then I would skip episodes based on the cast and I stopped a few years ago because it became too boring. I was vaguely aware of the state of AH, I assumed that they would continue to decline but I didn't care enough to check in on them.

I started watching AH with like the 5th or so "Fails of the Weak" and didn't stop watching on daily basis until the Ryan shit went down. For me atleast it was a huge example of the sunk cost fallacy if any other bit of entertainment out there that I like went as woke as RT has in the past few years I would have dropped them fast but I ignored that shit with RT and AH because, "it'll get better just give it some time" then Ryan got the sack and I tried to watch the videos without him and realized just how much he carried the cast before, how well they played off him and vice versa.

I will answer your question more directly with another question, why do people like to watch car crashes?

Pretty much the only reason I visit this thread, "Well what amazingly simple thing did they fuck up today? They made who the creative director? Hahaha I'm sure that'll go well."