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[Faggotty Rabbitty]

Imagine having so little shame to openly beg for free shit online. I wonder if she picked it up from Jack or if she was always like this?

But she's not just begging for free shit, is she? She's publicly begging for a free sex toy and acting like it's somehow necessary for her survival. Her life must be pretty close to perfect if this is what she spends her time complain about online.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Good news everyone, they gave her a new cock to ride, in less than 3 hours.
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And no, despite promising to be a fucking unrepentant whore shill for anyone that gave her a new dick, she hasn't said fuck all about that company since.

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Vibrators are like $30, have some fucking decency and order one online like 99.9% of normal people.

How long are they gonna milk RWBY once they realize that nothing else is going to get them a high watching rate?

RT does not innovate, RWBY will carry on like GTA and Minecraft until either RT closes or the heat-death of the universe.

 

[Jar-Jar Fanboy]

Imagine e-begging for a fucking sex toy. We need to bring back public shaming, and curb this sort of behaviour. We, as a society, need people to think along the lines of, "should I tweet about how devastated I am that my dog destroyed my favourite dildo, and compare it to my wife's cancer diagnosis, and then beg for someone to send me a new dildo?... no, I shouldn't. That would be weird, and something I should keep to myself."

 

[Site of Origin]

Imagine e-begging for a fucking sex toy. We need to bring back public shaming, and curb this sort of behaviour. We, as a society, need people to think along the lines of, "should I tweet about how devastated I am that my dog destroyed my favourite dildo, and compare it to my wife's cancer diagnosis, and then beg for someone to send me a new dildo?... no, I shouldn't. That would be weird, and something I should keep to myself."

1600 likes on the original post. Where did it all go so wrong?

 

[Druveer]

Randomly decided to visit RTs reddit this made me laugh:

Spoiler: Comments

It's almost as if giving the company bicycle actual responsibilities in your internet company wasn't a great idea.

 

[You're an idiot]

It's very un-RT to not go all in on promoting something.
-overlord2767

How new is this guy? Does he not remember Vicious Circle™?

RT core and the subsequent whatever squad team shit are what Burnie was completely against. Content for the sake of content is disingenuous and it really shows.
-thechickenfucker

This guy is delusional and I feel bad for him. He's blinded by nostalgia goggles and probably thinks Burnie left because he has principles.

 

[Site of Origin]

Their YouTube channels have always been a disorganized cluster fuck. Even back when I used to watch them I was always annoyed by the lack of playlists with actual thought put into them.

 

[batigol]

YouTube is a wasteland for RT because they’ve royally fucked themselves with the algorithm. With the irregular content schedules, split audiences on the same channels, and resulting low engagement they will be memory holed to subscribers and recommended videos. They are behaving as if it’s 2012 not 2021.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Their YouTube channels have always been a disorganized cluster fuck. Even back when I used to watch them I was always annoyed by the lack of playlists with actual thought put into them.

I always hated that 100% of the animation stuff went to the RoosterTeeth channel, even when the animation was for something AH.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

YouTube is a wasteland for RT because they’ve royally fucked themselves with the algorithm. With the irregular content schedules, split audiences on the same channels, and resulting low engagement they will be memory holed to subscribers and recommended videos. They are behaving as if it’s 2012 not 2021.

Not to mention Deleting Fucking Everything so they could get people to pay for Rooster Teeth First.

 

[Sharyn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdTvV1aWPaA

You're favorite girl, Fiona Nova is a member of G4's first major stream since the announcement of the revival. Fiona's also officially a former member of Achievement Hunter since her move to G4. Mica Burton was also a reoccurring character at E3.

Make sure to mention how much you hate black and gay people when they stream.

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

Holy shit, RT desperately needs some more quality control. The bar is incredibly low for animation on YouTube and they couldn't even do that. HUMANS BEANS. Let me sum it up in a few seconds so you don't have to watch it (and I know no one here did).

It's a show about giant anthropomorphic beans and that's literally it. "Why are they beans?" you might ask, and to that I say I don't fucking know. It barely adds anything to the show besides a few jokes not relevant to the "plot." You might argue that they're just beans for the humor but the humor sucks. The script clearly did not have any sort of review otherwise they would immediately realize they were being painfully unfunny. Take a simple joke. One of the beans made bean dip (very original). Should be fucking simple to make a quick cannibal joke and move on but instead they explain the joke and try to double-dip (haha) the same joke by restating the punchline multiple times.
Jelly Bean: "Don't forget to try my famous seven-layer dip!"
Red Bean: "I wouldn't do that. That dip has beans in it and like, we're beans. So eating that would be like eating one of us. Sooner or later, you're what's for dinner. Cannibals maaaan."
For such a braindead joke they fuck it up so hard and it overstays its welcome. I know it's meant to be a stoner joke as well but it just isn't funny since he's making too obvious of an observation. Alright, a couple of stinkers but at least it was building up to something, right? Wrong. The episode abruptly ends without any big payoff.
And of course the comments pointed out that the house model they used is the infamous "house party house" from every small indie porn game that needs a house model just with different lighting and textures.

Spoiler: The House Party House

There was also a pilot, and it's not even worth talking about. It's just that boring and does barely anything with the bean concept. Somehow, someone at RT was impressed enough with this sub 10K view video with a below average like ratio to greenlight what I assume to be an entire series.

 

[Tardar the Barbarian]

Holy shit, RT desperately needs some more quality control. The bar is incredibly low for animation on YouTube and they couldn't even do that. HUMANS BEANS. Let me sum it up in a few seconds so you don't have to watch it (and I know no one here did).
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It's a show about giant anthropomorphic beans and that's literally it. "Why are they beans?" you might ask, and to that I say I don't fucking know. It barely adds anything to the show besides a few jokes not relevant to the "plot." You might argue that they're just beans for the humor then but, the humor sucks. The script clearly did not have any sort of review otherwise they would immediately realize they were being painfully unfunny. Take a simple joke. One of the beans made bean dip (very original). Should be fucking simple to make a quick cannibal joke and move on but instead they explain the joke and try to double-dip (haha) the same joke by restating the punchline multiple times.
Jelly Bean: "Don't forget to try my famous seven-layer dip!"
Red Bean: "I wouldn't do that. That dip has beans in it and like, we're beans. So eating that would be like eating one of us. Sooner or later, you're what's for dinner. Cannibals maaaan."
For such a braindead joke they fuck it up so hard and it overstays its welcome. I know it's meant to be a stoner joke as well but it just isn't funny since he's making too obvious of an observation. Alright, a couple of stinkers but at least it was building up to something, right? Wrong. The episode abruptly ends without any big payoff.
And of course the comments pointed out that the house model they used is the infamous "house party house" from every small indie porn game that needs a house model just with different lighting and textures.

Spoiler: The House Party House

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There was also a pilot, and it's not even worth talking about. It's just that boring and does barely anything with the bean concept. Somehow, someone at RT was impressed enough with this sub 10K view video with a below average like ratio to greenlight what I assume to be an entire series.

"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, GUYS! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEEP AND MEANINGFUL. I'M NOT STUPID FOR GIVING THESE GUYS MY MONEY. I'M SMART AND YOU'RE ALL DUMB! LOL!!! YOU HATE TO SEE IT!"

- their paypigs

 

[rollercoasterdecapitation]

Imagine e-begging for a fucking sex toy. We need to bring back public shaming, and curb this sort of behaviour. We, as a society, need people to think along the lines of, "should I tweet about how devastated I am that my dog destroyed my favourite dildo, and compare it to my wife's cancer diagnosis, and then beg for someone to send me a new dildo?... no, I shouldn't. That would be weird, and something I should keep to myself."

Not defending her e-begging at all, but for a Forum dedicated to making fun of autistic people KF sure does get assblasted over a cancer joke. She was obviously not serious.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Not defending her e-begging at all, but for a Forum dedicated to making fun of autistic people KF sure does get assblasted over a cancer joke. She was obviously not serious.

Welcome to current year Kiwi Farms.

 

[FriendlyPrimarina]

Not defending her e-begging at all, but for a Forum dedicated to making fun of autistic people KF sure does get assblasted over a cancer joke. She was obviously not serious.

If her girlfriend actually has cancer, does it really qualify as a cancer joke? It just seems incredibly tasteless, not to mention hypocritical coming from a member of the Tolerant Left™.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

There was also a pilot, and it's not even worth talking about. It's just that boring and does barely anything with the bean concept. Somehow, someone at RT was impressed enough with this sub 10K view video with a below average like ratio to greenlight what I assume to be an entire series.

The bean dip is literally the only joke they stretch out for minutes. They're beans, that's the joke. Beans eating beans. Why not just do a Peter Griffin fourth-wall break and just turn to the audience and just say what the joke is and save your animation budget. I get the shotgun approach of throwing enough shit at the wall and seeing what sticks but holy fuck RT managed to produce nearly nothing that even the perpetually-soyfaced community is excited about.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Holy shit, RT desperately needs some more quality control. The bar is incredibly low for animation on YouTube and they couldn't even do that. HUMANS BEANS. Let me sum it up in a few seconds so you don't have to watch it (and I know no one here did).
View attachment 2297848
It's a show about giant anthropomorphic beans and that's literally it. "Why are they beans?" you might ask, and to that I say I don't fucking know. It barely adds anything to the show besides a few jokes not relevant to the "plot." You might argue that they're just beans for the humor then but, the humor sucks. The script clearly did not have any sort of review otherwise they would immediately realize they were being painfully unfunny. Take a simple joke. One of the beans made bean dip (very original). Should be fucking simple to make a quick cannibal joke and move on but instead they explain the joke and try to double-dip (haha) the same joke by restating the punchline multiple times.
Jelly Bean: "Don't forget to try my famous seven-layer dip!"
Red Bean: "I wouldn't do that. That dip has beans in it and like, we're beans. So eating that would be like eating one of us. Sooner or later, you're what's for dinner. Cannibals maaaan."
For such a braindead joke they fuck it up so hard and it overstays its welcome. I know it's meant to be a stoner joke as well but it just isn't funny since he's making too obvious of an observation. Alright, a couple of stinkers but at least it was building up to something, right? Wrong. The episode abruptly ends without any big payoff.
And of course the comments pointed out that the house model they used is the infamous "house party house" from every small indie porn game that needs a house model just with different lighting and textures.

Spoiler: The House Party House

View attachment 2297873

There was also a pilot, and it's not even worth talking about. It's just that boring and does barely anything with the bean concept. Somehow, someone at RT was impressed enough with this sub 10K view video with a below average like ratio to greenlight what I assume to be an entire series.

The bean dip is literally the only joke they stretch out for minutes. They're beans, that's the joke. Beans eating beans. Why not just do a Peter Griffin fourth-wall break and just turn to the audience and just say what the joke is and save your animation budget. I get the shotgun approach of throwing enough shit at the wall and seeing what sticks but holy fuck RT managed to produce nearly nothing that even the perpetually-soyfaced community is excited about.

Honestly, you could argue that this Neon Kinbini show knows it can shit out pretty much anything since they know people will watch it because that’s the only way they can watch new episodes of RWBY Chibi.

 

[LecherousGranolaBar]

Imagine making a show about Beans when Killer Bean forever exists already and they don't even draw attention to the fact that they're beans. But even if you don't care about plot at all, there's still cool gun shooting and wacky choreography to make it entertaining.

Also, I don't even know why they're trying to make weird comedy bits like that. All the funny people are gone now. I said it before but the right way to go is just make more shitty animu and if you want it to be funny, well, try ripping off konosuba or some shit.

If this Bean shit is the best they can do, holy fuck this company is in worse trouble than I ever assumed.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Honestly, you could argue that this Neon Kinbini show knows it can shit out pretty much anything since they know people will watch it because that’s the only way they can watch new episodes of RWBY Chibi.

Even with 9mil subs none of their animation stuff outside of Chibi gets over 20k veiws, I'd say that's a fairly big thumbs down from the audience. I wouldn't be shocked if it gets canned by the end of the year.