And this is why I wish the RT site showed analytics. I fucking know for sure that all of their properties outside of RWBY have tanked in views, I just can't prove it without that data.
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I imagine the RT site's traffic is way less than YT, their fans call it a buggy and unintuitive mess even after three or so iterations to try make it not-shit. If it stinks on YT then no doubt their veiws on the RT site would be easily half.
But if I had the numbers, I could laugh harder and longer at people saying they're still doing great.
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That explains why Bernie changed his name and fled the country with his family.
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Isn't it funny how, their subreddit has turned from: Reee everyone is just using the site, that's why the views and subs on Youtube is declining.
To: You say that, and you've used that excuse for the past 4 years, but do you have any actual data to back that claim up?
Not to mention their declining revenue.
To: You say that, and you've used that excuse for the past 4 years, but do you have any actual data to back that claim up?
Not to mention their declining revenue.
Did he go back to being called Michael when he moved away?
raider of the lost wifi
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I dont know, have not kept up with the sleazeball who enabled this sinking ship in the first place.
The company started to tank when Monty Oum started doing those outlandish fight scenes imo.
No other series literally had entire episodes of 5-10 minutes consisting of nothing but elaborate and comically bad/over-the-top fight scenes. At least they went on to do some kind of MMD psuedo-anime where that shit belongs.
I get it, the freelancers are supersoldiers and he was showing it. But it got to the point where the characters were attacking anything that moved with zero context or plot progression within those 5-10 minute long fighting scenes that took up the greater part of most episodes to the point where I stopped caring about RT all together.
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Being an old school RvB fan I have mixed feelings on how it turned into anime-flavoured fanfiction but in fairness to them I think they wanted to do something more ambitious instead of just being machinima. I always assumed that's why RWBY was greenlit (to provide a better outlet for their big animation auteur Monty Oum) and they're lucky they did because as far as I can see it's their biggest IP now and they have no creative talents like Oum who can create anything as successful.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him. RT can edit, censor and disavow all they like, it's all out there on the internet.
RT Podcast 274, the original cut.
Full episode
Next up: Kerry writing the faggot word on the Cards Against Humanity blank card on stream
RT Podcast 274, the original cut.
Full episode
Next up: Kerry writing the faggot word on the Cards Against Humanity blank card on stream
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I feel like the last frame of that clip sums up the state of Achievement Hunter perfectly.
Shave Jack's beard off and it would be more accurate.
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If I'm remembering correctly, RWBY came into existence because Bernie wanted to reward Monty for his hard work on fight scenes for RVB.
I'm also pretty sure Monty just wanted to do cool anime fights the show but some dumbfuck told him he needed a story so him, Miles and Kerry squatted out some half assed story that's devolved into the mess called RWBY today.
Should've just let him do animu fights the series. Everybody loved Haloid, Dead Fantasy and the Red trailer because it was just cool fights.
-Alfredo, Matt, Barbara and Trevor are on this episode
-The title of the episode is a poop joke
-(((Barbara))) says something in what I believe to be hebrew
-Trevor says that Matt is drinking malört, he pretends to be a fan of Chicago and says that he "has seen a cub's game"
-Matt does not like his malört
-Barbara says that malört smells like nail polish remover
-There are a bunch of Rick and Morty mugs on the table, Barbara shills them
-Trevor describes the flavor of malört in great detail and then goes on to say that he has never actually tasted the drink
-Alfredo tries some malört and acts as if it's the worst thing he's ever tasted
-Trevor says that Matt is only allowed to have one drink
-"It's sitting in the back of my throat like a nut sack" -Alfredo, in reference to the malört
-Trevor reveals that he is still butthurt about Alfredo questioning something that he said on another podcast
-Barbara says that she has talked about nut sacks being in her throat in the past
-Trevor says that he "wants to address the elephant in the room" and says that the audience might have sensed the "corporate synergy" going on because of all of the Rick and Morty merch they are shilling. He lies and says that this was not planned, Barbara echoes his sentiment as a graphic comes up at the bottom of the screen telling the audience to go buy their shitty merch
-Trevor uses the word ethos incorrectly
-Trevor talks about "working with batman a few times" and Alfredo interjects with "So sick" as though batman is particularly interesting
-Trevor says that he is "geeking out" about Rick and Morty and then does some bit where he pretends to be childishly excited about attracting the attention of Justin Roiland
-Barbara says that did a line of Gus merchandise, apparently it is loungewear
-Alfredo says that he has a personal connection to Gus because they both have semi-naked photos of themselves on the internet
-"It's like two nut sacks in the back of my throat"- Barbara, as Trevor dances around while waving his arms
-Trevor puts his hand on the back of Barbara's head
-They bring a photo of Burt Reynolds, Trevor starts to talk about how hairy he is. Barbara stands up and appears to wave her had over the crotch area of the photo, causing Trevor to say "Get out of there!" in a high pitched voice
-Matt compares the moment to meteorologists forecasting the weather
-They talk about body hair, Alfredo says that he has very little of it. Barbara says that she is very hairy, on her arms in particular
-Alfredo mentions that he used to swim competitively (I think, there was some mention of swimming at least) and Trevor asks if he has ever seen someone shit themselves in the pool
-Trevor uses a lot of euphemisms for shit, Matt asks why he did this. He says that he "had a lot of time to think about it" because he had a bad case of "the brownie batters" during a meeting this morning. He says that the effort of holding in his diarrhea caused him to "tap dance" during his meeting
-Alfredo asks if Trevor was "prairie dogging" and Barbara says that that is a common occurrence in their household
-Trevor says that his bowels loosened up when he turned thirty and implies that he experiences diarrhea quite often
-Trevor says that he shit his pants this morning. Alfredo expresses doubt about this, prompting Trevor to start yelling about how he did indeed shit his pants during his morning meeting. Barbara gives him a hug and then he stands up and starts dancing around
-There is an ad read for DoorDash
-Trevor says that telling other people unprompted that you shit your pants is cool. Matt says that if he hadn't told anyone then no one would ever even know about it (apparently Trevor was at home when it happened, the meeting was not in person)
-Trevor says that he visited his father recently, Alfredo says "That must be awesome because I don't know my father, so thanks for that". He says that this statement was his impression of Michael, which to his credit is pretty accurate and was actually kind of funny
-Trevor notices Ky in the chat and he makes a big deal out of it
-Trevor calls attention to the fact that he is the boss of AH for no reason
-Alfredo asks Trevor how long he sat in his soiled pants and if Trevor was "mashing it with his cheeks". Trevor is about to answer but suddenly runs off set for some reason
-Barbara says that she respects Trevor more because he shit his pants
-Matt says that if his girlfriend told him that she shit her pants he would break up with her, or at least make her go outside
-Alfredo says that if he were to shit himself that "it would pancake" and then goes on to describe what would happen if he shit himself while standing (my god why won't they stop talking about this)
-"When guys shit themselves, does their ball sack get shit on it?" Barbara, as though this question is thought provoking
-Trevor insists that most adult men shit themselves fairly often
-Alfredo remarks on the number of AH members that have shit their pants
-Alfredo talks about getting a shoulder cramp during ejaculation while having sex with his girlfriend. Barbara asks him if this lessened the enjoyment of his orgasm (what the fuck am I listening to?)
-Alfredo talks about some new netflix dating show and is incredulous when Trevor says that he has not seen it
-They talk more about dating shows
-Alfredo talks about the show the bachelorette and mentions disney plus specifically
-They continue to talk about the bachelorette for some reason, Alfredo talks about some drama from the show (he takes issue with some guy on the show for some reason)
-Barbara says that the guy on the show is a white knight
-There is an ad read for canva pro (I can't be bothered to look into what that is)
-There is some talk of cannibalism and Barbara says that Armie Hammer is a suspected serial killer/cannibal. She says that this worries her because she is a woman
-Matt says that his mom once bought him a gallon of milk and that he let it sit in his fridge for a year and a half before discarding it during a move
-Alfredo says that he often accidentally eats spoiled food
-Alfredo says that he likes the smell of gas, Barbara initially assumes that he is talking about farts
-Barbara says that being a first member makes you attractive and makes it okay to shit your pants (???)
-Alfredo talks about his dog and says that he is contractually obligated to get her spayed
-Matt said that he neglected to make one of his old cats wear a cone when it got neutered
-There is another ad read, something about an oasis
-Trevor tells a boring story about watching his neighbor mow his lawn and that he thinks his 9 year old son murdered him (or something like that, I think this is meant to be a joke but it's not landing)
-Matt says that if he had a kid he would not tolerate him throwing grass at him and that if that happened he would dispose of the child
-Alfredo seems surprised that snot and boogers come out when he blows his nose (???)
-Matt says that his malört tastes of grass, pesticides, and dead birds
-Barbara tries some of the drink, she tries to describe the taste but does not use any descriptors or make any comparisons
-Matt says that Jeremy can drink any kind of alcohol regardless of taste/quality
-Trevor encourages the audience to go lick dandelions
-Matt says that he has never seen the matrix, everyone is incredulous
-Trevor compares Matt to a bird sitting on a pile of eggs, saying that he should crack some and make some omelet some day (???). In a display of insecurity he stops talking and asks Barbara if his comparison makes sense. Barbara says that she was not paying any attention to the conversation because she was reading from the chat. Trevor then smiles and puts his hand on Barbara's head
-Alfredo says that he wants a docuseries based around Matt's life (which is actually not the worst idea in the world honestly, without a doubt RT would fuck it up though)
-Alfredo is fascinated by the fact that Matt does not like tacos and burritos. Matt says this is because his parents frequently overfed him by making trips to Taco Bell, causing him to eat so much that he once vomited onto the floor of the restaurant
-There is an ad read for RTX
-Matt says he does not care for cheese too much and that he "has to be in the mood for it"
-"Matt, this- IN THIS COUNTRY, WE EAT CHEESE, IN THIS COUNTRY WE STORE THE CHEESE IN CAVES, did you know that?" -Trevor, screaming for no reason
-Alfredo says that he despises hamburgers and is fascinated by the fact that Matt eats them without cheese
-Trevor says that he accidentally took a drink of Matt's soda once, he said that he freaked out when he realized what he did
-Matt likes to mix sprite with coca cola
-They talk about some moment in a recent let's roll like it's a big deal, they don't say what it was but I think it was that moment that was posted about earlier in the thread when Trevor said the phrase "grammar nazi"
-Trevor says that Gavin has a "ping pong brain"
-(((Barbara))) brings up the fact that Trevor shit himself again for no reason, causing the conversation to turn back to shit
-Barbara claims that it is normal to be incontinent at Trevor's age
-Trevor again refers to his diarrhea as "the brownie batters"
-Trevor discusses at length the fact that he often holds in his shit instead of going to the bathroom
-Barbara asks Trevor what he did with his shitty underwear, he washed them but she says he should've thrown them away
-Trevor says that he spent a half of an hour on the toilet today
-Trevor says he took a shower after soiling his pants but I don't believe him
-Trevor says that they (he and Barbara) do not have a ODDP, which means "open door dump policy" (???)
-Alfredo says that he and his girlfriend do have an ODDP and that they do not bother to close the bathroom door when they take shits
-Barbara asks Alfredo if he has ever taken a piss while his girlfriend was pissing on the toilet, he has not
-Barbara says that it is normal to talk about shitting during the early stages of a relationship
-Barbara says that she gets "the diarrhea sweats"
-I'm paraphrasing but Barbara says that someone that she was previously in a relationship with caused her to be neurotic about her shitting/farting habits
-"We realized that we were probably having painful, terrible diarrhea like twenty feet away from each other in the same house"-Barbara
-Trevor says that he and Barbara did a special handshake after they recovered from their aforementioned diarrhea
-Barbara shills their new D&D podcast and the episode comes mercifully to an end
-The title of the episode is a poop joke
-(((Barbara))) says something in what I believe to be hebrew
-Trevor says that Matt is drinking malört, he pretends to be a fan of Chicago and says that he "has seen a cub's game"
-Matt does not like his malört
-Barbara says that malört smells like nail polish remover
-There are a bunch of Rick and Morty mugs on the table, Barbara shills them
-Trevor describes the flavor of malört in great detail and then goes on to say that he has never actually tasted the drink
-Alfredo tries some malört and acts as if it's the worst thing he's ever tasted
-Trevor says that Matt is only allowed to have one drink
-"It's sitting in the back of my throat like a nut sack" -Alfredo, in reference to the malört
-Trevor reveals that he is still butthurt about Alfredo questioning something that he said on another podcast
-Barbara says that she has talked about nut sacks being in her throat in the past
-Trevor says that he "wants to address the elephant in the room" and says that the audience might have sensed the "corporate synergy" going on because of all of the Rick and Morty merch they are shilling. He lies and says that this was not planned, Barbara echoes his sentiment as a graphic comes up at the bottom of the screen telling the audience to go buy their shitty merch
-Trevor uses the word ethos incorrectly
-Trevor talks about "working with batman a few times" and Alfredo interjects with "So sick" as though batman is particularly interesting
-Trevor says that he is "geeking out" about Rick and Morty and then does some bit where he pretends to be childishly excited about attracting the attention of Justin Roiland
-Barbara says that did a line of Gus merchandise, apparently it is loungewear
-Alfredo says that he has a personal connection to Gus because they both have semi-naked photos of themselves on the internet
-"It's like two nut sacks in the back of my throat"- Barbara, as Trevor dances around while waving his arms
-Trevor puts his hand on the back of Barbara's head
-They bring a photo of Burt Reynolds, Trevor starts to talk about how hairy he is. Barbara stands up and appears to wave her had over the crotch area of the photo, causing Trevor to say "Get out of there!" in a high pitched voice
-Matt compares the moment to meteorologists forecasting the weather
-They talk about body hair, Alfredo says that he has very little of it. Barbara says that she is very hairy, on her arms in particular
-Alfredo mentions that he used to swim competitively (I think, there was some mention of swimming at least) and Trevor asks if he has ever seen someone shit themselves in the pool
-Trevor uses a lot of euphemisms for shit, Matt asks why he did this. He says that he "had a lot of time to think about it" because he had a bad case of "the brownie batters" during a meeting this morning. He says that the effort of holding in his diarrhea caused him to "tap dance" during his meeting
-Alfredo asks if Trevor was "prairie dogging" and Barbara says that that is a common occurrence in their household
-Trevor says that his bowels loosened up when he turned thirty and implies that he experiences diarrhea quite often
-Trevor says that he shit his pants this morning. Alfredo expresses doubt about this, prompting Trevor to start yelling about how he did indeed shit his pants during his morning meeting. Barbara gives him a hug and then he stands up and starts dancing around
-There is an ad read for DoorDash
-Trevor says that telling other people unprompted that you shit your pants is cool. Matt says that if he hadn't told anyone then no one would ever even know about it (apparently Trevor was at home when it happened, the meeting was not in person)
-Trevor says that he visited his father recently, Alfredo says "That must be awesome because I don't know my father, so thanks for that". He says that this statement was his impression of Michael, which to his credit is pretty accurate and was actually kind of funny
-Trevor notices Ky in the chat and he makes a big deal out of it
-Trevor calls attention to the fact that he is the boss of AH for no reason
-Alfredo asks Trevor how long he sat in his soiled pants and if Trevor was "mashing it with his cheeks". Trevor is about to answer but suddenly runs off set for some reason
-Barbara says that she respects Trevor more because he shit his pants
-Matt says that if his girlfriend told him that she shit her pants he would break up with her, or at least make her go outside
-Alfredo says that if he were to shit himself that "it would pancake" and then goes on to describe what would happen if he shit himself while standing (my god why won't they stop talking about this)
-"When guys shit themselves, does their ball sack get shit on it?" Barbara, as though this question is thought provoking
-Trevor insists that most adult men shit themselves fairly often
-Alfredo remarks on the number of AH members that have shit their pants
-Alfredo talks about getting a shoulder cramp during ejaculation while having sex with his girlfriend. Barbara asks him if this lessened the enjoyment of his orgasm (what the fuck am I listening to?)
-Alfredo talks about some new netflix dating show and is incredulous when Trevor says that he has not seen it
-They talk more about dating shows
-Alfredo talks about the show the bachelorette and mentions disney plus specifically
-They continue to talk about the bachelorette for some reason, Alfredo talks about some drama from the show (he takes issue with some guy on the show for some reason)
-Barbara says that the guy on the show is a white knight
-There is an ad read for canva pro (I can't be bothered to look into what that is)
-There is some talk of cannibalism and Barbara says that Armie Hammer is a suspected serial killer/cannibal. She says that this worries her because she is a woman
-Matt says that his mom once bought him a gallon of milk and that he let it sit in his fridge for a year and a half before discarding it during a move
-Alfredo says that he often accidentally eats spoiled food
-Alfredo says that he likes the smell of gas, Barbara initially assumes that he is talking about farts
-Barbara says that being a first member makes you attractive and makes it okay to shit your pants (???)
-Alfredo talks about his dog and says that he is contractually obligated to get her spayed
-Matt said that he neglected to make one of his old cats wear a cone when it got neutered
-There is another ad read, something about an oasis
-Trevor tells a boring story about watching his neighbor mow his lawn and that he thinks his 9 year old son murdered him (or something like that, I think this is meant to be a joke but it's not landing)
-Matt says that if he had a kid he would not tolerate him throwing grass at him and that if that happened he would dispose of the child
-Alfredo seems surprised that snot and boogers come out when he blows his nose (???)
-Matt says that his malört tastes of grass, pesticides, and dead birds
-Barbara tries some of the drink, she tries to describe the taste but does not use any descriptors or make any comparisons
-Matt says that Jeremy can drink any kind of alcohol regardless of taste/quality
-Trevor encourages the audience to go lick dandelions
-Matt says that he has never seen the matrix, everyone is incredulous
-Trevor compares Matt to a bird sitting on a pile of eggs, saying that he should crack some and make some omelet some day (???). In a display of insecurity he stops talking and asks Barbara if his comparison makes sense. Barbara says that she was not paying any attention to the conversation because she was reading from the chat. Trevor then smiles and puts his hand on Barbara's head
-Alfredo says that he wants a docuseries based around Matt's life (which is actually not the worst idea in the world honestly, without a doubt RT would fuck it up though)
-Alfredo is fascinated by the fact that Matt does not like tacos and burritos. Matt says this is because his parents frequently overfed him by making trips to Taco Bell, causing him to eat so much that he once vomited onto the floor of the restaurant
-There is an ad read for RTX
-Matt says he does not care for cheese too much and that he "has to be in the mood for it"
-"Matt, this- IN THIS COUNTRY, WE EAT CHEESE, IN THIS COUNTRY WE STORE THE CHEESE IN CAVES, did you know that?" -Trevor, screaming for no reason
-Alfredo says that he despises hamburgers and is fascinated by the fact that Matt eats them without cheese
-Trevor says that he accidentally took a drink of Matt's soda once, he said that he freaked out when he realized what he did
-Matt likes to mix sprite with coca cola
-They talk about some moment in a recent let's roll like it's a big deal, they don't say what it was but I think it was that moment that was posted about earlier in the thread when Trevor said the phrase "grammar nazi"
-Trevor says that Gavin has a "ping pong brain"
-(((Barbara))) brings up the fact that Trevor shit himself again for no reason, causing the conversation to turn back to shit
-Barbara claims that it is normal to be incontinent at Trevor's age
-Trevor again refers to his diarrhea as "the brownie batters"
-Trevor discusses at length the fact that he often holds in his shit instead of going to the bathroom
-Barbara asks Trevor what he did with his shitty underwear, he washed them but she says he should've thrown them away
-Trevor says that he spent a half of an hour on the toilet today
-Trevor says he took a shower after soiling his pants but I don't believe him
-Trevor says that they (he and Barbara) do not have a ODDP, which means "open door dump policy" (???)
-Alfredo says that he and his girlfriend do have an ODDP and that they do not bother to close the bathroom door when they take shits
-Barbara asks Alfredo if he has ever taken a piss while his girlfriend was pissing on the toilet, he has not
-Barbara says that it is normal to talk about shitting during the early stages of a relationship
-Barbara says that she gets "the diarrhea sweats"
-I'm paraphrasing but Barbara says that someone that she was previously in a relationship with caused her to be neurotic about her shitting/farting habits
-"We realized that we were probably having painful, terrible diarrhea like twenty feet away from each other in the same house"-Barbara
-Trevor says that he and Barbara did a special handshake after they recovered from their aforementioned diarrhea
-Barbara shills their new D&D podcast and the episode comes mercifully to an end
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I didn't even get halfway through the notes this time. It's a hard read. Disturbing that these people think this is content worth watching.
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And right there is where I knew I wouldn't have to read any further.
Season 10 of RvB should have been a warning for what was ahead with RWBY. Take a comedy and turn it into some shallow 'AI are bad' plot with extensive fight scenes and half the comedy, some weak drama and plotline in a universe where one of the characters shits out a baby elite. Also when you've seen one Monty fight scene you've seen them all, the guy had a creative streak but he seemed adamant to stick to only what he liked in both process and execution: people jumping / kicking off things at 200mph while punching with the strength of trucks repeat ad nauseum.
If there were ever two signs you're about to enter a comedy wasteland.
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Does Michael really not know his father?
You know now that you mention it I'm not sure. That's definitely the sort of joke that Michael would make though, I can tell you that much.
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