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That's probably the funniest clip Nu-AH has ever put out tbh.

A literal grown, 40 year old man crying because a 12 year old on the internet called his ho wife a cum dumpster. Maybe the constant drinking and gasoline huffing from when he was younger made him more exceptional than I give it credit for but jesus, Geoff.
Take a guy who has little self esteem to begin with, have his passion project fail and keep beating him down. Geoff knows that if the left comes after him, he's done. So he does anything he can to avoid it, even if it makes him look worse.

It's depressing to see it.
 

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Remember when Geoff cried on video because random people in comments called Griffon a slut and said Millie wasn't his?

Not sure why that suddenly popped into my head after this development.
No comment on Griffon being a slut but Millie is 100% Geoff's child. In fact I've never seen a kid look like such a perfect blend of their parents.
It's definitely a "childhood ruined" type situation with that for me.

Couple the "Griffon's OF" situation with these;
  • Geoff being accused of fucking fans and then Geoff coming clean about having an open relationship with Griffon towards the end of their marriage
  • Millie getting CP edits made of her on the internet in the wake of the divorce
  • Geoff getting whittled down by Fiona to tears on Off Topic because he didn't read enough books by black authors in his life
  • Geoff now being completely scared of being cancelled
  • I'm sure there's other things I've missed
and you get many things that no one could ever predict.
Griffon selling her nudes doesn't surprise me at all. She always seemed like the type to take 'my body my choice' to the extreme. Millie getting faked doesn't surprise me either unfortunately. there's always going to be creeps in a terminally online community like the RT fanbase. It's been said before but it'll be a miracle if Millie ends up a well adjusted adult after all the shit she got exposed to since she was a literal kindergartener.
It did surprise me how quickly and thoroughly Rooster Teeth embraced the Woke though. I'm not sure what triggered that change (Trump Derangement Syndrome? corporate mandates? both?) but it absolutely killed their comedic synergy. They got big doing 2000s era edgy humor, "confronting" it now will-did-alienate everybody without any payoff.
 

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No comment on Griffon being a slut but Millie is 100% Geoff's kid. In fact I've never seen a kid look like such a perfect blend of their parents.
Millie needs to effectively disown her parents as soon as possible, that poor kid's gonna be so fucked otherwise. But hey, at least we know what her OF is gonna look like when she turns 18.
It did surprise me how quickly and thoroughly Rooster Teeth embraced the Woke though. I'm not sure what triggered that change (Trump Derangement Syndrome? corporate mandates? both?) but it absolutely killed their comedic synergy. They got big doing 2000s era edgy humor, "confronting" it now will-did-alienate everybody without any payoff.
It's fully possible that their edginess was anti-establishment and nothing more. I've known quite a lot of people IRL that used to love edgy humor but either through a desire to appear more "mature", a misunderstanding of what the establishment actually is, guilt over bad shit they'd said or done in the past, or some combination of the three, are now very woke.
 

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Since it's publicly available on her page, here is Griffon's adventures with the repairman for your viewing pleasure. It comes in a few posts so i split them apart.

Recently something remarkable happened to me. Something so cliché it shoots well past tasteful erotica and straight into a stereotypical porn set up in real life. It's starts about a year ago, with a broken dishwasher.

I searched Yelp until I found a local appliance repair company. "D", a gorgeous y0ung man in his 20s with a delightful Israeli accent came to the house. He fixed the problem with the machine and after a nice little chat, went on his way. I didn't think much about it.

Then, after several months, the dishwasher broke again. I still had "D"'s card stuck to the fridge with a magnet. I texted him and he came back. As he took the thing apart, troubleshooting, we talked. And talked and talked. I was surprised by his maturity, his life experience already at such a y0ung age, and most of all, his bright outlook on life. The conversation flowed easily, and didn't shy away from hard topics while never being a drag.

He identified the problem, a dirty sensor, wiped it down and reset the dishwasher. The machine was apparently fixed. We said our goodbyes once more.

I loaded the dirty dishes, threw in the detergent, and turned it on. It started to run a cycle, but then stopped, and a light began flashing to announce some mysterious error. The momentary annoyance with the delay faded when I realized I could call "D" back! He promised to return as soon as he could.

I didn't have to wait long. He was back and filling up the kitchen with his bright, youthful energy once more. We talked about books and the conversation became playfully philosophical. The error had something to do with the water not being properly drained before attempting to run it again. It only took him minutes to sort it out. Bummer.

As he was heading toward the front door, he turned back to me and said, "Well, since I fixed your dishwasher maybe we should finish this conversation over a drink." I was stunned. Yes, he was gorgeous and we had such a nice banter together, which is the hottest thing in the world to me, but... (looks around the room) who, me?

I smiled like I wasn't totally in shock and said YES. We made tentative plans, and he left the house with a grin.
Are you ready for part two of my debaucheries with D, the dishwasher repairman? My diary entries shown here didn’t quite say it all, so here’s a bit more...
* cue porn music *

We met for drinks at a great patio bar in east Austin, not too far from his place. I wasn't sure what to expect, but I wanted to look good and feel smooth. I did an excessive amount of shaving, exfoliating, threw on a cute summer dress (you know, to look like I wasn't trying) and prepared for a sultry hang out in the balmy summer evening. He arrived, all smiles and upbeat energy. He told me his history, and my impression of his age of 27 years transformed as I listened, my respect for him growing more with every word.

Something about him made me feel hopeful. I don't mean to say that I had any expectations of what would happen between us, just that the conversation bounced the energy back to me and each time I felt perkier than I did before seeing him. In a world full of draining distractions and psychic vampires, what a rare treat to feel energized by someone!

He invited me back to his place.

Almost the moment we walked through the front door, he came straight up to me and kissed me powerfully. His style was strong, intense, passionate. My body snapped to attention and we became a flurry of vigorous consent to the power of one hundred. What's the English word for that? Zealous?
All-consuming.

Or maybe just YES.

Fucking FINALLY.

MORE, MORE, MORE.

It was the first day of my period and I bled all over his mattress. I felt terrible and looked around to no avail for an oxi stain remover laundry spray... until I realized that, oh yeah, mature or not, he's still a guy in his twenties. He laughed, flipped over the mattress, and pulled me into the shower. My makeup washed away and in the full bright white of the bathroom light, we saw each other. Moments of insecurity being naked with this beautiful man couldn't take root. There was far too much frenetic movement between our bodies to doubt any of it for very long.

Under the hot streaming water, we came to a glorious finale and let's just say... I've got a taste for D now.
There are two photos hidden here which are the most I can show you from this encounter without it becoming honest-to-goodness pornography... and I'm not ready for that! However, sharing these two pictures despite them not being overly explicit is still very BOLD in that they are REAL and my sexy friend “D” has kindly given me his permission.

And now without further ado, here is the third installment of the story of “D” the dishwasher repairman...

After I stepped out of “D”'s shower, I immediately started hunting for the strewn articles of my clothing, from the backdoor all the way to the bedroom. Everything in my movement must have indicated I was hurrying to leave. We started speaking philosophically again as I caught the last hook of my bra, arms stretched behind me, fumbling a little. He stopped me as I reached for my crumpled shirt, and put his palm on the crease between my hip and lower ribcage.

“Leaving already? Don't you want to cuddle?”

I laughed, nervously, then apologized, surprised and a little embarassed. It was very late, we were at his place, and we were in Austin, Texas, a city known for Peter Pan-like menfolk with a tendency toward ghosting.

(Don't believe me? https://www.austin360.com/entertain...n-men-arethe-worst-behaved-singles-in-america)

I have grown such a thick skin to survive being single in 2021, I've forgotten how people ought to treat each other and have become almost as guilty as the rest of them. Isn't it funny how we become the thing we're trying to avoid? I am so used to not expecting respect or tenderness, I'm no longer projecting them either. This is bad behavior and something I want to remedy, and when “D” invited me to sit next to him on his couch for some sweet talk and after care, my cold exterior melted just a little bit.

We said goodnight, I Ubered home, and the next morning I felt radiant and abuzz. It felt like I had swallowed a potent dose of vitamins. I felt y0ung, alive, and satisfied and for the rest of the day I saw the world through rose-colored glasses.

(Side note: I'm very curious about these women who study tantric sex and drink the sperm of y0unger men to increase their vitality. If you would like me to give a book review and read some excerpts, I'd be happy to! Hint: it's on my Amazon wishlist!

https://www.amazon.com/Sexual-Teachings-White-Tigress-Secrets/dp/0892818689)

Some weeks passed. We both had out-of-town trips and couldn't seem to line our schedules up. Part of me was prepared for the usual Austin, Texas dating experience, and assumed I would never see him again. Then one day, with a little irritating yet fortunate stroke of bad/good luck , the dishwasher quit working again. I sent “D” a text and we made a plan for him to come by the next morning he had available. I made coffee, as was becoming our custom, and he did some clever work with his hands over a partially dismantled machine. For a moment, he seemed pleased, closed it up again and hit the start button.

“I need to run it for a while, to make sure it's working. I don't want to leave until I'm sure.
We have some time...”

As I crossed the kitchen to pour myself another cup, he reached out and pulled me close to kiss him. His presence, his brightness, his delicious body, mind and spirit had again invoked a fiery lust inside of me that was a totally a new flavor. It's something only he so far brings out in me – which could be said for every person we feel a connection with – there is a brand new facet of myself that is created when learning how to relate to him specifically.

It occurred to me in at that moment, despite being careful not to romanticize or overthink the perfectly casual fun were were having, that he was one of the most physically beautiful people I'd ever been with. I don't usually obsess over how my lovers look, since I'm pansexual, hyper curious about all sorts of types, and good conversation is the hottest thing in the world to me... This guy appeared to have it all, which was intimidating. Fortunately, before the critical voice in my head had a chance to betray me, his love-making style was once again so full-bodied and passionate, it left me in no doubt of his desire! I was swept up into a mutual frenzy as he lifted the soft pink tank top over my head and let it drop.

I like to learn new people like I'm learning a language or contouring a piece of wood to fit and join against another piece of wood. I find joy in the call and response, the action and reaction. Sometimes it's a push and pull between who is leading, who is following, or sometimes it's the awkward crash of two forces, or... when it works, an earth-shattering explosion. We find out when we jump in and take a little taste of each other. The excitement and mystery of the discovery made me snap to that present moment, riding his enthusiasm like a surfer riding a wave, connecting to him as fluently as I could.

He pulled back from kissing me and spun me around, his hands on my hips, pulling me backwards to press against him. Facing forward, I could feel his hand get between us to undo button of his blue gray slacks, which soon fell to the floor. Almost simultaneously he slid my denim shorts and black cotton panties off and I kicked them to the side, where they landed in a heap next to the humming dishwasher. I heard the sound of the condom wrapper, and he rolled the condom on deftly, wasting no time. The dishes had been piling up for a couple of days since the appliance was broken, and as he penetrated me, the force of his body pushed me forward, and I went head first into the sink of dirty dishes, my hair falling into the dishwater, soaking up the soap and grease. I could hardly care at all as he gripped my hips and we found our rhythm. All of the blinds were open, and I could see my neighbors across the street going about their business. Wondering if they could see me, I came twice, ending in unison with him just as “D” likes and strives for. He likes a job well-done, and that applies to more than just his work.

I could hardly even believe it once the moment was over. What an incredible journey I'm on that such a cliché porn scenario with my dishwasher repairman would happen off-the-cuff in my real life! My whole body was ringing with gratitude for that life experience as we said our goodbyes, with waves of lingering thrills for a long while every time I thought about it after.

Post-coital shower thought:

Maybe this is where the term “dishwater blonde” comes from. What do you think?
So the repair guy is that skinny dude in the pictures. Wow.
 

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Well maybe if he spent more time fixing it and less time railing her it'd get done properly. But the truth is at some point they both realized that he's purposefully not fixing the dishwasher in order to keep getting called over and they were both okay with that. Either that or the wife in this story is really really stupid.
 

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Well maybe if he spent more time fixing it and less time railing her it'd get done properly. But the truth is at some point they both realized that he's purposefully not fixing the dishwasher in order to keep getting called over and they were both okay with that. Either that or the wife in this story is really really stupid.
I’m hearing a lot of similarities to Katherine and Sam from Louis Sachar’s Holes.
 

LecherousGranolaBar

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It's fully possible that their edginess was anti-establishment and nothing more. I've known quite a lot of people IRL that used to love edgy humor but either through a desire to appear more "mature", a misunderstanding of what the establishment actually is, guilt over bad shit they'd said or done in the past, or some combination of the three, are now very woke.
If their rise to fame wasnt a show that was steeped in offensive stereotypes, I might agree. Personally, I'd bet on all of them still loving offensive humor but it thoroughly stays in private now since nowadays if you make fun of any "disadvantaged" group, you get crucified online for it.

It did surprise me how quickly and thoroughly Rooster Teeth embraced the Woke though. I'm not sure what triggered that change (Trump Derangement Syndrome? corporate mandates? both?) but it absolutely killed their comedic synergy. They got big doing 2000s era edgy humor, "confronting" it now will-did-alienate everybody without any payoff.
Doesn't help also that RT got bought out by several bigger corporations who have fully embraced this woke stuff so they can have a good public image while simultaneously still doing the same shit they've always done. DO whatever fucked up shit you want, just slap a rainbow over your logo when gay month and a majority of the public will pretend your company has always loved these oppressed groups.

Another nail would probably be the whole Mica Burton thing. Mica fucking sucked ass in basically every aspect when she was handed a job at AH that she wasn't qualified for. Biggest and most blatant nepotism hire in RTs history right there, since almost everyone else I could think of had some sort of skill they could bring to the table for RT. As a result, the fanbase didn't like her and would actively shit on her constantly. I remember when I was falling out, any video that featured her would get blasted with dislikes. If RTES didn't exist, her videos would be the most disliked Im pretty sure. At least at that time.

This would of course lead to her "RT is racist and didn't protect me from fanbase racism" nonsense that basically began the ruination of the company, as well as its fanbase too. Honestly, you could probably put most of the blame on Mica and RTs lust for her father more than anything. Mica is most likely the flashpoint for RTs fall tbh.
 

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This would of course lead to her "RT is racist and didn't protect me from fanbase racism" nonsense that basically began the ruination of the company, as well as its fanbase too. Honestly, you could probably put most of the blame on Mica and RTs lust for her father more than anything. Mica is most likely the flashpoint for RTs fall tbh.
I don't think Mica not existing would have saved them. This was always inevitable considering everyone else at the company.

Another nail would probably be the whole Mica Burton thing. Mica fucking sucked ass in basically every aspect when she was handed a job at AH that she wasn't qualified for. Biggest and most blatant nepotism hire in RTs history right there, since almost everyone else I could think of had some sort of skill they could bring to the table for RT. As a result, the fanbase didn't like her and would actively shit on her constantly. I remember when I was falling out, any video that featured her would get blasted with dislikes. If RTES didn't exist, her videos would be the most disliked Im pretty sure. At least at that time.
Hard disagree, she was single handedly responsible for the simultaneous funniest and most depressing video in all of RT existence. I don't
 

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If their rise to fame wasnt a show that was steeped in offensive stereotypes, I might agree. Personally, I'd bet on all of them still loving offensive humor but it thoroughly stays in private now since nowadays if you make fun of any "disadvantaged" group, you get crucified online for it.


Doesn't help also that RT got bought out by several bigger corporations who have fully embraced this woke stuff so they can have a good public image while simultaneously still doing the same shit they've always done. DO whatever fucked up shit you want, just slap a rainbow over your logo when gay month and a majority of the public will pretend your company has always loved these oppressed groups.

Another nail would probably be the whole Mica Burton thing. Mica fucking sucked ass in basically every aspect when she was handed a job at AH that she wasn't qualified for. Biggest and most blatant nepotism hire in RTs history right there, since almost everyone else I could think of had some sort of skill they could bring to the table for RT. As a result, the fanbase didn't like her and would actively shit on her constantly. I remember when I was falling out, any video that featured her would get blasted with dislikes. If RTES didn't exist, her videos would be the most disliked Im pretty sure. At least at that time.

This would of course lead to her "RT is racist and didn't protect me from fanbase racism" nonsense that basically began the ruination of the company, as well as its fanbase too. Honestly, you could probably put most of the blame on Mica and RTs lust for her father more than anything. Mica is most likely the flashpoint for RTs fall tbh.

I don't think Mica not existing would have saved them. This was always inevitable considering everyone else at the company.


Hard disagree, she was single handedly responsible for the simultaneous funniest and most depressing video in all of RT existence. I don't
Don't forget Gen Lock which fucked their animation department raw. Honestly, I wonder just HOW MUCH RT seemingly going all in on RWBY screwed them, especially since if Monty hadn't died, I don't think it'd be seen as badly as it is after 8 years.
 

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