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Original thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-top-5-kiwi-farmer-competition-round-2.72656/
Yo,
Welcome to the fact that none of you are in this contest, and yet are voting for the person you like most. Let's make your voice count somewhat, right?
@Arm Pit Cream gave their voice by nominatig Tuscangarder
Whoever that "Noob" is, right
.
At this point, nothing is changing and we are sticking to the plan with this contest, so let's begin the next round, shall we?
We had some "judicial" decisions, and this is what we have. Deal with it.
THE JUDGES:
The Honorable Faggots and NO PICKS WHATSOEVER
@Meowthkip
@The Last Stand
@Daisymae (Vanished?)
@Randall Fragg
@Deadwaste
@bearycool
Based off what we have, the judges just voted for others and don't turn the tide of this round.
And now for our contestants.
THE CONTESTANTS:
Who we miss:
Alec benson leary
One of The Orignal Chris-Chan Christorical Figures. He knew his shit, and knew how to banter about it. He gave his input, and it was appraised and welcome by a myriad staff that has existed for 5 years. Do not disrespect this man: He deserved his place at the table of the most popular Kiwi Farmers.
Yawning Sneasel
Died, because of the Data Breach and worried about all the information about himself being linked somehow. An amazing man, we will pay tribute by speaking little of him.
Hellfire
Again, another staff member. He posited and posted a myriad intelligent comments that can never be reproduced. He is a hidden popular member because "well, you just remember him" (Anonymous): he was also lost in The Great Data Breach of 2019, and will probably will never be seen again.
Thanks for the posts, You Amazing Unicorn You.
OwO What's this
Yeah, a lot with this one. Someone else write the summary on this one please.
The Winners
@Dyn won, so he's safe this round.
Wants out. I can’t blame him.
@CatParty is also safe this round.
AND I'LL BE HERE, STILL ALIVE
(THE CONTESTANTS)
@Hellfire
Dead. RIP.
@chimpburgers
DEAD. RIP.
@Dyn Dynastia/Fagnasty Opted out of the competition.
@yawning Sneasel
Dead. RIP.
@CatParty
for all the amazing contributions with his threads and shitposting. Winner of the Second Round, who will be kept safe, no matter what you do: this Cat has 9 lives, you know
@Smutley
DEAD. RIP.
@BOLDYSPICY!
The Mother and Creator of the Pufferton Avatars
@Alec Benson Leary
Dead. RIP>
@Ride
DEAD. RIP.
@_blank_
For the maker of the Sonichu Comics that are still running and being created to this day!
@OwO What's This?
Dead. RIP>
@Cosmos
For all the fantastic shitposting and comments they have made
@Y2K Baby
For being a shitposter
@Shiversblood
For creating philosophical questions of great profound in shitposting threads such as whether a gay man would fuck a woman on a deserted Island)
AnOminous
For literally just existing since the dawn of time, for moderating, for helping the site, and for amazing shitposts.
And for his continous place as 1st place in this entire competition.
@zedkissed60
For the exact same FUCKING reason above, and for having a pithy way of telling people to "lol calm down"
@Trombonista
Amazing contributor and just CUTE AS FUCK in personality and avatar.
@SIGSEGV
for the sheer balls and the amount of likes he got on his post for nominating himself.
And guess what? He's still alive in the Third Round afterwards. Balls of Steel.
@Marvin
CHRISTORICAL FIGURE, BITCH
@Spelling Bee
DEAD. RIP.
And last, but most CERTAINLY not least,
@Jaimas
NOMINATED 30 TIMES IN THE COURSE OF 24 HOURS! Excellent content and contributions with postings and threads.
THE RULES, REVIEWED AGAIN:
1. THE PERSON WHO WINS THE NO. 1 or NO. 2 SPOT IN A VOTING CYCLE WINS IMMUNITY INTO THE NEXT CYCLE, BUT CANNOT GET IT IN SUCCESSION OR CONSECUTIVELY, REGARDLESS OF HOW UNPOPULAR THEY WERE IN THE LAST CYCLE. This means that if say @zedkissed60 was placed last in the last voting cycle but somehow got a Number 1 spot in the next cycle, he would be immune the following cycle but would be given a limit of one Immunity, and so if he won the number 1 spot again somehow, 2nd and 3rd place would get immunity instead. This basically means that this rule plays as a sort of "WILD CARD"-- if you can get your nomination to the number 1 or 2 spot, they are safe, unless they already achieved immunity in a prior cycle.
We now only have 4 cycles of voting left now.
There is no Immunity in the FIFTH cycle of voting. In the final Elimination Voting, the BOTTOM 3 will be eliminated, and the Top 5 will move on to the 6th cycle and compete for the Number 1 spot.
So basically the voting brackets go from 20 -> 16 -> 12 -> 8 -> 5 -> 1 unless someone has immunity and placed last in the next cycle. So if you want to get competitive guys, use this WILD CARD rule.
3. The panel of judges can annull any of the above given proper fucking reasoning and rationale. ( that includes me, and I still have yet to do anything drastically besides admitting someone into this competition because @Arm Pit Cream wanted them)
4. The Panel of Judges have 3x the voting power, and @Meowthkip , because she was so close to get in the Top 20 spot, has 5x the power if they decide to vote on someone.
The Prizes:
Yes, there are prizes. and here is how they are given out and what they are:
BY JUST EXISTING IN THE COMPETITION:
1. If you get voted out, you will be given a summary of your thoughts and feelings in the next round of voting: you get to have your voice heard and shown in a thread. This is a popularity competition after all, so we want to give the contestants as much love and attention as possible. You loose, you still get to be a Person of Interest for that thread.
IF YOU MAKE IT IN THE TOP 5
1. I will personally give you a $30 gift card of your choosing-- this includes Visa/Mastercard Giftcards. I have the money for it, and want to give it out to our contestants who have done so much contribution to this website. You deserve a monetary award.
2. You get your own thread describing who you are and what you have done for the farms. You can give me a rough draft on how you want your thread done and I'll write it all out for you.
3. If I can get Null invested, maybe a title or forum goodies can be offered to the top 5 such as titles, name color changes, etc. This one prize is not set in stone at this point sadly.
4. If one of the top five is absent to claim any of their prizes above, I will give it to the runner ups in the competition INSTEAD.
...
And there you have it still, Faggots.
Now, get to voting!
Yo,
Welcome to the fact that none of you are in this contest, and yet are voting for the person you like most. Let's make your voice count somewhat, right?
@Arm Pit Cream gave their voice by nominatig Tuscangarder
Whoever that "Noob" is, right
.At this point, nothing is changing and we are sticking to the plan with this contest, so let's begin the next round, shall we?
We had some "judicial" decisions, and this is what we have. Deal with it.
THE JUDGES:
The Honorable Faggots and NO PICKS WHATSOEVER
@Meowthkip
@The Last Stand
@Daisymae (Vanished?)
@Randall Fragg
@Deadwaste
@bearycool
Based off what we have, the judges just voted for others and don't turn the tide of this round.
And now for our contestants.
THE CONTESTANTS:
Who we miss:
Alec benson leary
One of The Orignal Chris-Chan Christorical Figures. He knew his shit, and knew how to banter about it. He gave his input, and it was appraised and welcome by a myriad staff that has existed for 5 years. Do not disrespect this man: He deserved his place at the table of the most popular Kiwi Farmers.
Yawning Sneasel
Died, because of the Data Breach and worried about all the information about himself being linked somehow. An amazing man, we will pay tribute by speaking little of him.
Hellfire
Again, another staff member. He posited and posted a myriad intelligent comments that can never be reproduced. He is a hidden popular member because "well, you just remember him" (Anonymous): he was also lost in The Great Data Breach of 2019, and will probably will never be seen again.
Thanks for the posts, You Amazing Unicorn You.
OwO What's this
Yeah, a lot with this one. Someone else write the summary on this one please.
The Winners
Wants out. I can’t blame him.
@CatParty is also safe this round.
AND I'LL BE HERE, STILL ALIVE
(THE CONTESTANTS)
@Hellfire
Dead. RIP.
@chimpburgers
DEAD. RIP.
@Dyn Dynastia/Fagnasty Opted out of the competition.
@yawning Sneasel
Dead. RIP.
@CatParty
for all the amazing contributions with his threads and shitposting. Winner of the Second Round, who will be kept safe, no matter what you do: this Cat has 9 lives, you know
@Smutley
DEAD. RIP.
@BOLDYSPICY!
The Mother and Creator of the Pufferton Avatars
@Alec Benson Leary
Dead. RIP>
@Ride
DEAD. RIP.
@_blank_
For the maker of the Sonichu Comics that are still running and being created to this day!
@OwO What's This?
Dead. RIP>
@Cosmos
For all the fantastic shitposting and comments they have made
@Y2K Baby
For being a shitposter
@Shiversblood
For creating philosophical questions of great profound in shitposting threads such as whether a gay man would fuck a woman on a deserted Island)
AnOminous
For literally just existing since the dawn of time, for moderating, for helping the site, and for amazing shitposts.
And for his continous place as 1st place in this entire competition.
@zedkissed60
For the exact same FUCKING reason above, and for having a pithy way of telling people to "lol calm down"
@Trombonista
Amazing contributor and just CUTE AS FUCK in personality and avatar.
@SIGSEGV
for the sheer balls and the amount of likes he got on his post for nominating himself.
And guess what? He's still alive in the Third Round afterwards. Balls of Steel.
@Marvin
CHRISTORICAL FIGURE, BITCH
@Spelling Bee
DEAD. RIP.
And last, but most CERTAINLY not least,
@Jaimas
NOMINATED 30 TIMES IN THE COURSE OF 24 HOURS! Excellent content and contributions with postings and threads.
THE RULES, REVIEWED AGAIN:
1. THE PERSON WHO WINS THE NO. 1 or NO. 2 SPOT IN A VOTING CYCLE WINS IMMUNITY INTO THE NEXT CYCLE, BUT CANNOT GET IT IN SUCCESSION OR CONSECUTIVELY, REGARDLESS OF HOW UNPOPULAR THEY WERE IN THE LAST CYCLE. This means that if say @zedkissed60 was placed last in the last voting cycle but somehow got a Number 1 spot in the next cycle, he would be immune the following cycle but would be given a limit of one Immunity, and so if he won the number 1 spot again somehow, 2nd and 3rd place would get immunity instead. This basically means that this rule plays as a sort of "WILD CARD"-- if you can get your nomination to the number 1 or 2 spot, they are safe, unless they already achieved immunity in a prior cycle.
We now only have 4 cycles of voting left now.
There is no Immunity in the FIFTH cycle of voting. In the final Elimination Voting, the BOTTOM 3 will be eliminated, and the Top 5 will move on to the 6th cycle and compete for the Number 1 spot.
So basically the voting brackets go from 20 -> 16 -> 12 -> 8 -> 5 -> 1 unless someone has immunity and placed last in the next cycle. So if you want to get competitive guys, use this WILD CARD rule.
3. The panel of judges can annull any of the above given proper fucking reasoning and rationale. ( that includes me, and I still have yet to do anything drastically besides admitting someone into this competition because @Arm Pit Cream wanted them)
4. The Panel of Judges have 3x the voting power, and @Meowthkip , because she was so close to get in the Top 20 spot, has 5x the power if they decide to vote on someone.
The Prizes:
Yes, there are prizes. and here is how they are given out and what they are:
BY JUST EXISTING IN THE COMPETITION:
1. If you get voted out, you will be given a summary of your thoughts and feelings in the next round of voting: you get to have your voice heard and shown in a thread. This is a popularity competition after all, so we want to give the contestants as much love and attention as possible. You loose, you still get to be a Person of Interest for that thread.
IF YOU MAKE IT IN THE TOP 5
1. I will personally give you a $30 gift card of your choosing-- this includes Visa/Mastercard Giftcards. I have the money for it, and want to give it out to our contestants who have done so much contribution to this website. You deserve a monetary award.
2. You get your own thread describing who you are and what you have done for the farms. You can give me a rough draft on how you want your thread done and I'll write it all out for you.
3. If I can get Null invested, maybe a title or forum goodies can be offered to the top 5 such as titles, name color changes, etc. This one prize is not set in stone at this point sadly.
4. If one of the top five is absent to claim any of their prizes above, I will give it to the runner ups in the competition INSTEAD.
...
And there you have it still, Faggots.
Now, get to voting!
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