Roy Moore's the type of guy who thought only Christians can hold office because you have to swear oath under God.
The only story his best friend can come up with for a commencement speech was the time he almost got to fondle underaged Vietnamese girls in a jungle.
His only defense against claims of anti-semitism was his wife bragging that their lawyer is Jewish. He couldve just pulled the token friend argument out of his ass; what she said is the same as bragging about loving Mexicans because you hire hispanic maids in your gated mansion and eat at Taco Bell.
The only reason why Moore was so seriously contended is Alabama's refusal to vote Blue. People were so concerned about the sentience of developed fetuses and an extra vote in congress that they wouldve let some incompetent Christian yahoo come to power.
Im not saying Doug Jones will do shit to a state so entrenched in their ways that its impossible to shift the house colors in any way but deep red. Im not even saying Doug Jones is a good politician because he really isnt. Im just saying Alabama has a lot of issues. And its ranked the worst state to live in by a lot of people for a reason.
Where do you live, perchance? And when do you sleep?So, what you're saying is..... NUKE ALABAMA. Definitely sounds like a plan - as nothing of value would be lost, IMHO.
Moore is literally the Hilary Clinton of the Right. He is unlikable, scandal-ridden buffoon who only did as well as he did because his voters were voting agains Jones, not voting for him. Had they run literally any other candidate, they would have won.
It's pretty telling that Moore is probably the worst candidate in the history of American politics and still only lost by 1 percent. Jones doesn't have a chance of winning in 2018 if the Republicans can actually pick someone halfway decent, and the Dems won't be able to spend tens of millions of dollars there.Maybe if the republicans didn't nominate an actual lunatic pedophile they'd have won
Moore is a tryhard exceptional individual. I mean, he goes around wearing a cowboy hat and riding a horse. Does that cowboy shit really apply to Alabama? That always seemed to be more of a southwest type of thing to me.
So is this basically “Bernie can still win! MATCH ME!” but it’s on the Republicans?
Was American politics always like this exceptional before Trump?
Well, beyond most of the country's missile and a lot of its aerospace research, and about half of NASA with it. But that's all in the northern half of the state.So, what you're saying is..... NUKE ALABAMA. Definitely sounds like a plan - as nothing of value would be lost, IMHO.
Well, beyond most of the country's missile and a lot of its aerospace research, and about half of NASA with it. But that's all in the northern half of the state.
Where do you live, perchance? And when do you sleep?
Where do you live, perchance? And when do you sleep?
Moore is an lolcow and the Republican party is too if they let him continue to be a lunatic.
Even the minority of sane Alabama Republicans have viewed Moore as a fucking lunatic for years. They are probably thrilled that he finally got curb stomped.
It was an obvoius set up to back Moore and Strange and crush Brooks, then either half ass oppose Strange or use the blackmail on Moore. Im hoping Brooks makes a comeback.Even the minority of sane Alabama Republicans have viewed Moore as a fucking lunatic for years. They are probably thrilled that he finally got curb stomped.
Well, he's pulling a Gore.
At least Bill Clinton won his elections decisively.
Oh, you mean that OTHER KKKlintooooooon.