World Royal baby: Meghan gives birth to boy, Harry announces - It's a boy, apparently

Baby Jane Hudson

But ya are in that chair, Blanche, ya are.
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I hope the surrogate is in good health after they made her wait to calf Harry's offspring.

Sorry, I'm not buying the fact that a 37 ( or so she would have us believe) year old woman would get pregnant so quickly after their May wedding. They had help, one way or another. I'm leaning toward a surrogate. Why else would they be so secretive about the birth, the due date and the gender (oh wait, it's going to be gender fluid...never mind).
 

Marissa Moira

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I hope the surrogate is in good health after they made her wait to calf Harry's offspring.

Sorry, I'm not buying the fact that a 37 ( or so she would have us believe) year old woman would get pregnant so quickly after their May wedding. They had help, one way or another. I'm leaning toward a surrogate. Why else would they be so secretive about the birth, the due date and the gender (oh wait, it's going to be gender fluid...never mind).
They were probably fucking while engaged and that's a no-no.
 

Slimy Time

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I posted a story about a friend of my Dad's in a Princess Diana thread a while back thread that was quite well received, so you may be pleased to hear there's a sequel.

The same guy was ambushed by a Sky News reporter outside work. This was around the time Kate was pregnant with her first child. The reporters asked him whether he was excited about the Royal Baby.
"I really don't care," he answered.
"Well, do you think it'll be a boy or a girl?" the reporter asked.
"I think it'll be a ponce," he replied, and walked off.

Amazingly enough, that interview didn't get broadcast on national television.
I have heard that apparently at the wedding of Harry and Meghan, one of the royals (allegedly Middleton, but I doubt it) was caught commenting that "if he wanted to fuck her, he should have just fucked her, everyone else has".

Could be bullshit, but I get the sense that people are not too pleased with Meghan. Didn't her father or uncle send a letter begging him not to marry her?

On another note, how black is the kid going to be?

They were probably fucking while engaged and that's a no-no.
Harry was in the military, they fuck anything that moves given the chance. Definitely did so when engaged.
 

Marco Fucko

Freak a flow and flow fancy free.
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Why is the royal family even still a thing? It's literally the current year and the British are living like backwards savages.
 
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Forever Sunrise

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I hope the surrogate is in good health after they made her wait to calf Harry's offspring.

Sorry, I'm not buying the fact that a 37 ( or so she would have us believe) year old woman would get pregnant so quickly after their May wedding. They had help, one way or another. I'm leaning toward a surrogate. Why else would they be so secretive about the birth, the due date and the gender (oh wait, it's going to be gender fluid...never mind).
They're secretive because they actually want some privacy in their lives. Prince Harry in particular basically lives with a constant shadowy cabal of paparazzi dogging his every move. The royal security agency have some amazing stories to tell about the lengths these idiots will go to just for a single fuzzy snapshot of something that could potentially be slapped on the cover of the kind of glossy magazine you always see in dentist's waiting rooms.

Plus, as a Royal, she'd be able to get the best fertility treatment on the market.
 

Marissa Moira

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37 year old mother?

Autism watch: commenced
Autism being linked to be mostly caused by excessive testosterone while the baby is developing. Essentially this is why autistic boys and girls have very masculine facial features, this is also why many autistic people are on the higher ends of IQ and tend to not be as socially skilled because they're more focused on objective oriented things. They'll have a greater genetic predisposition for technical related things, but this upsets those people who think every baby is a blank slate.
 

millais

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So if she is the 56% princess, then that makes the child the 28% royal progeny.
 

TerribleIdeas™

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Autism being linked to be mostly caused by excessive testosterone while the baby is developing. Essentially this is why autistic boys and girls have very masculine facial features, this is also why many autistic people are on the higher ends of IQ and tend to not be as socially skilled because they're more focused on objective oriented things. They'll have a greater genetic predisposition for technical related things, but this upsets those people who think every baby is a blank slate.
Welp, I'm fucked if I have any sprogs.

Ot: have the sjw's lost their shit about the child being "assigned a gender", yet?
 

Sable

DANGEROUSLY WELCOMING IN THE NEW YEAR
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Why is the royal family even still a thing? It's literally the current year and the British are living like backwards savages.
Because the government has an agreement where they get to have all the money from the royal lands and stuff in exchange to give like, £240 million+ less to them in upkeep.

Plus it means they don't have to spend their money on campaigns for some powerless, oily president which you know is what they'd end up being replaced with- there's no point in voting for someone who'd do what the royal family already does, because what they do doesn't matter enough.
 
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