Orbiter Rozanna Sandra Ralph / The Demon Baby 2.0 - Hog and horse hybrid, may God save us all. Xander's half sister. "Cozy[.tv] Rozy"

[Sneeds_Sniggerly]

I wonder if people will follow the kid online the same way people followed CWC when he became a thing online. Hopefully not. Either way, hopefully the kid is taken from pantsu before she diddles it.

 

[RedRocket69]

Who knows maybe just like that insurance agent there are people in Virginia CPS who are hardcore killstream fans. IMO Ralph's online presence combined with over reacting alogs is a recipe for the alog who cried neglect. With Richmond's diverse population they have to have something in place for the people who constantly try to use CPS as a weapon against an ex.

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I'm rather tired of the over reacting A-Log. It got really old explaining that you don't go to prison for misdemeanors to people who were unironically predicting that.

Yes, CPS agents (workers? reps?) are probably used to calls being weaponized. But most of them are probably Shaniquas, so it'll only take a short compilation of the best of Ethan Ralph to make them take a vested interest.

I've noticed making hard predictions about anything in the Guntoverse is usually a fail. The best things seem to come out of left field and I'm excited for the next big shocker, Corn Demon willing.

 

[veri]

I wonder if people will follow the kid online the same way people followed CWC when he became a thing online. Hopefully not. Either way, hopefully the kid is taken from pantsu before she diddles it.

xqndrina will be unsupervised on the internet the second she’s able to have basic reading and writing capabilities. also considering how eager ralph was to share pictures of demon baby #1 i’m sure he’ll have xandrina on the killstream frequently from a young age. if anyone is going to be more documented than cwc it’ll probably be her. also you already know she will inherit both ralph and may’s worst traits so that’s basically a guarantee that she will grow up to be very exceptional and be a replacemrnt of ralph when he dies of alcohol poisoning assuming he lives past her 18th birthday.

only after typing this out i remembered that ralph probably won’t be in this kids life but if he has any influence the outcome would be pretty much the same. after all whether or not ralphs in the picture this child is being raised by may

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wouldn’t wish a physical resemblance to Meigh on my worst enemy, let alone an innocent child. Bitch is beyond hideous. The best Xandra can hope for is to look like her father:


(slightly modified pic of Buzz’s girlfriend from Home Alone — WOOF!)

 

[veri]

experts have determined this is what indica kagome sandra ralph will look like in 2032

 

[Handyman]

Thank God it’s not a boy. A boy with an absentee dad and May as the mom is likely to end up as a serial killer. A girl won’t turn out well either, but at least it will probably be average “white trash impregnated at age 16” caliber dysfunctional.

 

[Wyzzerd]

I wonder if people will follow the kid online the same way people followed CWC when he became a thing online. Hopefully not. Either way, hopefully the kid is taken from pantsu before she diddles it.

He should just name the kid Crystal, between his cwc striped shirt and lolcow status he can be the spiritual successor to chris. Plus his killstream is kinda like sonichu, both creations that they desperately try to market but ultimately fail at.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He should just name the kid Crystal, between his cwc striped shirt and lolcow status he can be the spiritual successor to chris. Plus his killstream is kinda like sonichu, both creations that they desperately try to market but ultimately fail at.

Plus he’s smoked crystal live on stream.

 

[veri]

Thank God it’s not a boy. A boy with an absentee dad and May as the mom is likely to end up as a serial killer. A girl won’t turn out well either, but at least it will probably be average “white trash impregnated at age 16” caliber dysfunctional.

honestly you’re right she’ll have it pretty easy cause of that. makeup/ hair can do a lot, and either way as evidenced by ralph there are men who will fuck anything. she’s definitely going to be hypersexual from a young age especially considering ralph won’t be in the picture much if at all

 

[John Andrews Stan]

she’s definitely going to be hypersexual from a young age especially considering ralph won’t be in the picture much if at all

Ralph and Meigh are breeding Faith 2.0. Except this one won’t have a stable family, roof over her head, or parents willing to spend money on therapy. Let’s hope her sex tape doesn’t come out until after she’s out of her teenage years.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

experts have determined this is what indica kagome sandra ralph will look like in 2032
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Indica Kagone Jim Gaines

- Corrected it for you pal.

 

[veri]

what eating disorder do you think xandria is going to get in her early teens? i think it can go either way

 

[John Andrews Stan]

what eating disorder do you think xandria is going to get in her early teens? i think it can go either way

>implying Ralph won’t shake her to death in infancy

 

[Sam Losco]

New poll.
Here are the results of the last one:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

what eating disorder do you think xandria is going to get in her early teens? i think it can go either way

She already has anorexia thanks to Meigh starving herself during pregnancy. Which means as soon as she starts drinking milkies, that baby is going to blow up with adorable baby chub. Meigh will put her on a strict diet and shoop all her baby pictures so her infant daughter looks less curvy and more waifish.

 

[Olivek]

This kid is gonna die

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

This kid is gonna die

It’s likely if she has to take up residence in Richmond with rage pig and his enabler. We can hope the grandparents get May to stay in Rochester permanently so the baby makes it to pre-K.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Forget the grandparents. They’re the ones who produced the nightmare that is Meigh. That child’s only hope is a hospital social worker persuading Meigh to give her up for adoption.

 

[InwardsStink]

Sharniqua Bulma Ralph, please god be stillborn so you don't have to experience the torture of living with a pedophile and a pig.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Forget the grandparents. They’re the ones who produced the nightmare that is Meigh. That child’s only hope is a hospital social worker persuading Meigh to give her up for adoption.

Yes, I was going to say May has autism to give them an excuse but apparently the other sister stabbed someone so you’re probably right. Give the baby a chance away from its white trash origins entirely.