Orbiter Rozanna Sandra Ralph / The Demon Baby 2.0 - Hog and horse hybrid, may God save us all. Xander's half sister.

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Looks like this fetus inherited Ralph’s micro penis. Poor failed re-roll baby.

Real trad alpha fat guy, King Henry VIII, would have just beheaded Pantsu and moved on by now.

Anne Boleyn even had a horse face, Pantsu better run unless she gets pregnant a month after Xanderina and the next one is a boy.

 

[Mr_Sam_Bones]

The child displaying heterosis. As you can see it has inherited the hyper-masculine warrior genes and the bottom horse-half from Amanda Lynn Morris, sadly it has also inherited the pig-like build and gunt of Ralph, the hybrid vigor has given the child a higher constitution than both of its inbred parents. These two had unknowingly bred the ultimate domestic terrorist to the delight of both wignats and secret services all over the world

 

[Sinpie]

>its a girl
Pray for the soul of the unborn maiden for her life shall be one of despair.

Not going to be a maiden for long with that mother.

 

[Farglemark]

Imagine you are this poor girl, 12 years old, after being long abandoned by your parents at age 4, memories repressed, you start wording what you are going to look like in a few years just started using makeup uncle G gave you that didn't mesh well with his waifus real doll body he got it for its anime birthday.
You do some digging, look up your jailed and fled parents, and find

And softly weep.

 

[Terrorist]

2022 Prediction: Even though Ralph’s not serving any time, the wedding won’t happen and this kid will still be born a bastard.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

2022 Prediction: Even though Ralph’s not serving any time, the wedding won’t happen and this kid will still be born a bastard.

Also people will still be insane about COVID and Joe Biden will continue shitting his pants in front of world leaders. Not really going out on a limb with that prediction, son.

 

[Boomer Tumours]

New family car for his growing family.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Pantsu has to drive the baby around in her ancient shitbox. No way that baby will be allowed in Ralph’s stang

Guess he figures he might be able to make a $300 car payment now that he took a plea deal.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

That dick extender isn't even enough to reach the average with gunt's three inch penis. In five years we're going to celebrate Faith as the mom of the year when she troons out Ralph's son.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

This is a good indication of the sad white trash parent shitshow to come. I know some ppl are sad Ralph didn’t go to jail but his total failure at fatherhood in the next six months will be more milky for us. (I just hate the fact an actual infant will be involved)

Guys like Ralph are very much “being a dad won’t change me” and very committed to acting like the same wigger shit as always - because they are narcissistic shitheads that will always put their fragile ego and needs first.

OTOH you have guys that will happily exchange their Dodge Ram for a minivan because they aren’t selfish and are more invested in raising their kids than their ego.

Some kids can survive a shitty wigger dad with a good mom, but that’s not going to be the case here. Motherhood just turbocharges the crazy in unstable women sadly.

Also, the STANG he’s buying is $34,900, so he’s spending even more on his used car than he did on his other shitty sedan. Wonder what the Gunt clearance is like on the Stang steering wheel. (Given the guys I see driving mustangs must be pretty fucking hefty. Fat guys and meth heads love stangs

 

[AncientPhosphur]

How many trips to Vegas will Ralph take once he’s a proud father of the second demon spawn?

 

[Retrodogkiller]

How many trips to Vegas will Ralph take once he’s a proud father of the second demon spawn?

Once a week.

 

[Kup]

Ethan “I ain’t driving a punkass minivan” Ralph, ladies and gentlemen, let’s get that applause going. Looks like another bountiful harvest when the thaw comes.

 

[Doughy Mystery Man]

How many trips to Vegas will Ralph take once he’s a proud father of the second demon spawn?

More trips to Vegas than taking the kid to school or doctor appointments.

 

[Antarctica]

Good for you Ralph, glad you are putting poor financial decisions infront of your upcoming family. Anyone who buys a brand new ecoboost mustang is stupid as shit.

I'm willing to take bets now that whenever May has the baby and they start having to drive it around, May is going to make Ralph get something different. It's a pain in the ass getting in and out the backseat of a mustang, let alone setting up a carseat and taking the baby in and out of it.

 

[Catspajamas7]

The Gunt can’t pay a car payment he doesn’t even have a part time job. His drunk lazy Gunt fell asleep at the desk last night apparently he couldn’t even walk two feet to his mattress on the floor.

Whoever the car salesman is he must be either a farmer or completely unaware of who the fuck they are about to do business with. They should probably know. Was there any pictures of him at the lot that may help?

 

[Antarctica]

The Gunt can’t pay a car payment he doesn’t even have a part time job. His drunk lazy Gunt fell asleep at the desk last night apparently he couldn’t even walk two feet to his mattress on the floor.

Whoever the car salesman is he must be either a farmer or completely unaware of who the fuck they are about to do business with. They should probably know. Was there any pictures of him at the lot that may help?

Car salesmen absolutely love people like Ralph, they know how easy it is to sucker them into a vehicle that they can't afford.

It's usually like "Oh you only have 10K to your name? Well we can set you up in this brand new $80K Corvette for only $500 a month! That's a steal Brother!" and then people like Ralph think they just got the best deal ever.

 

[RussianParasite]

Also, the STANG he’s buying is $34,900, so he’s spending even more on his used car than he did on his other shitty sedan. Wonder what the Gunt clearance is like on the Stang steering wheel. (Given the guys I see driving mustangs must be pretty fucking hefty. Fat guys and meth heads love stangs

Car dealers love dumb wiggers like Ralph. His credit is absolutely shot because of his student debt situation so you know he got annihilated on payment terms (not to mention car prices are incredibly inflated right now). Have fun flushing any wealth you could have built for yourself and family down the drain you fat manlet.

Ninjad (sort of) by @Antarctica

 

[CringeMomma]

What a lovely push present for Meigh.

 

[Doughy Mystery Man]

What a lovely push present for Meigh.
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