China probably killed him for getting too friendly with Trump.
Rumors suggest Kim Jong Un has died - Kim-Yo Jong poised to become first female dictator of North Korea
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Kim Jong-Chul is Jong-Un’s older full brother. He’s far more likely to be installed as leader than their sister simply because he’s male. He’s the one the UK diplomat got Eric Clapton concert tickets for. It’s been stated that he was passed over because he’s “soft like a girl.” Idk if that means he’s gay or what but pretty sure his not—like-a-girl sister would gladly use him as a puppet she could install and control.
Kim Yo Jong is far better know internationally than domestically. Un did start letting Yo Jong to NK in 2014 to a small degree. Un got pissy about some snafu with the nuclear talks and blamed Yo Jong and basically shelved her for a year. She only recently started reappearing in the last few months when he gave her a new position.
He might have brought her back to the inner circle due to his declining health since he does seem to trust her. They lived together while attending boarding school in Switzerland. She seemed to be the only sibling he has a real relationship with, probably due to their intertwined childhoods spent together in the west.
But this isn’t some hereditary monarchy with a firm set of rules of succession. While Sung seemed to follow the traditional oldest son inherits the mantle, Jong-Il just went with nepotistic power grab among his patchwork of kids. No one is really sure how many wives and legitimate/illegitimate kids Jong-il had, but three legitimate sons are known about. Why he decided to go with the youngest son of his second or third wife seems to have more to do with Un having pissed off Jong-Il less than the others.
All of this is to say its a big game of thrones but with no actual rules to follow except you need to be part of the Kim family (so far), need a penis (so far) and it’s big crazy family. It’s like a bad soap opera of power and insanity and it’s anyone’s guess who will grab the brass ring once they decide Un’s not coming back.
(I think Un’s in a vegetative state/brain dead and they are fucked until someone is brave enough to unplug him. Pretty sure that’s why they brought in Chinese doctors to give them a basis for doing it. They also called foreign doctors after Jung-il’s stroke and death for consultations.)
Kim Yo Jong is far better know internationally than domestically. Un did start letting Yo Jong to NK in 2014 to a small degree. Un got pissy about some snafu with the nuclear talks and blamed Yo Jong and basically shelved her for a year. She only recently started reappearing in the last few months when he gave her a new position.
He might have brought her back to the inner circle due to his declining health since he does seem to trust her. They lived together while attending boarding school in Switzerland. She seemed to be the only sibling he has a real relationship with, probably due to their intertwined childhoods spent together in the west.
But this isn’t some hereditary monarchy with a firm set of rules of succession. While Sung seemed to follow the traditional oldest son inherits the mantle, Jong-Il just went with nepotistic power grab among his patchwork of kids. No one is really sure how many wives and legitimate/illegitimate kids Jong-il had, but three legitimate sons are known about. Why he decided to go with the youngest son of his second or third wife seems to have more to do with Un having pissed off Jong-Il less than the others.
All of this is to say its a big game of thrones but with no actual rules to follow except you need to be part of the Kim family (so far), need a penis (so far) and it’s big crazy family. It’s like a bad soap opera of power and insanity and it’s anyone’s guess who will grab the brass ring once they decide Un’s not coming back.
(I think Un’s in a vegetative state/brain dead and they are fucked until someone is brave enough to unplug him. Pretty sure that’s why they brought in Chinese doctors to give them a basis for doing it. They also called foreign doctors after Jung-il’s stroke and death for consultations.)
murgatroid
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This reminded me of the horrible state of their medical care I had read in an article a while ago. (Though I'm sure Kim Jong Un got new scalpels)
"Rusty scalpels used during surgery: supplies are scarce so doctors will reuse them until they are irreparable."
https://www.theguardian.com/world/gallery/2015/oct/08/north-korean-hospital-surgery-in-pictures
"Rusty scalpels used during surgery: supplies are scarce so doctors will reuse them until they are irreparable."
https://www.theguardian.com/world/gallery/2015/oct/08/north-korean-hospital-surgery-in-pictures
Super-Chevy454
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I guess it won't be long before some people do some Kim Jung Un sightings jokes like the Elvis ones. 
BRIGHT SUN JUCHE GONNA SET MY SEOUL GONNA SET MY SEOUL ON FIREI guess it won't be long before some people do some Kim Jung Un sightings jokes like the Elvis ones.
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The fapping over the Norkie woman, ironic or not, is just weird. Koreans are ghastly, their faces are so pinched and unfinished looking, its like God wandered away in the middle of making them and forgot to finish the job. At least the Japanese and Han Chinese have stronger features.
I guess it won't be long before some people do some Kim Jung Un sightings jokes like the Elvis ones.
Elvus didn’t die. He was kidnapped by Kim Jong Il to perform in his private palace. Kim Jong Un has simply run off because he discovered Elvis was his real father.
What? korean chics are way hotter than chinese or japanese and they are taller.
murgatroid
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Your comment is closer to reality than you might realize.
Don't think Kim Jong Il cared about Elvis but he was a huge cinema fan. So much that he kidnapped a famous South Korean director and his wife.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abduction_of_Shin_Sang-ok_and_Choi_Eun-hee
By the power of plastic surgery I grant you thee triple points
and Elvis was in how many dozen movies?
He kidnapped him to make a North Korean Godzilla movie called Pulgasari. I’ve seen it. It’s strange. Weirdly not the worst rubber suit monster movie ever made. The Feudal/Medieval setting is actually interesting. And the underlying plot of a beaten down blacksmith creating a monster to take revenge on the lands horrible tyrant king who subjects the peasants to starvation and violent oppression was a surprising Fuck You from the Director in a movie made at gunpoint for the Kim’s.
Wow I am starting to think Kim Jong Un is fucking dead for reals. This is unreal lol.
Koreans have disgusting ferret faces, they're literally rodents
Save the Loli
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Does that mean she killed Kim Jong Un? When does she get her head blown off by a bazooka?
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God i hope Kim-Jong Aznable comes back to bazooka the bitch in the face.
Hoes mad because kimmy was getting chill with the capitalist don and was about to get a mcdonalds deal of a lifetime.
"Is North Korea getting better?"
That one was on rotation in the background for my Halloween parties, usually after people had a couple drinks. By that point whenever it'd catch their attention, it'd confuse the fuck out of them.
It was either that, or Tetsuo's Iron Man; which depended on how blazed out people were getting.
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