Rumors suggest Kim Jong Un has died - Kim-Yo Jong poised to become first female dictator of North Korea

[Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD]

This reminded me of the horrible state of their medical care I had read in an article a while ago. (Though I'm sure Kim Jong Un got new scalpels)

"Rusty scalpels used during surgery: supplies are scarce so doctors will reuse them until they are irreparable."

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https://www.theguardian.com/world/gallery/2015/oct/08/north-korean-hospital-surgery-in-pictures

This is obscene.

Scalpels wear out extremely quickly on human tissue, the reason they are one use only is not just because of hygiene, all it takes is a dozen or so really deep long cuts to make them more like ripping tools than slicing tools.

It's because the blades are honed so thin and sharp that anything save an obsidian blade is a one time deal. (To the western world anyway). If they were reusable, they would use an autoclave like they do for other metal surgical equipment.

That's also why real surgical scalpels just have cheap un-attachable disposable plastic handles. It's more trouble than it is worth to sterilise the handle and attach a new sterile blade after each use.

edit: spelling.

 

[Sped Xing]

Metal scalpel handles are just fine for necropsies.

How much difference between necropsy and Nork surgery?

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

TIL North Korea's medical system was based on someone playing the Shadowrun SNES game.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Dude’s dead or brain dead. Some legit Weekend at Bernie’s shit is going down in North Korea this week.

They have to announce it this weekend though the crazy bastards. SK, USA, China, etc.. have all been dusted off their “if NK fat boy dies” contingency plans and are ready to go.

 

[Treasure Champs]

North Korean state news RADIO (lol) now claiming he opened a fertilizer plant. Strangely enough, they have not provided receipts.

What do we think? Is he really alive, or are they just desperately gambling for time?

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

North Korean state news RADIO (lol) now claiming he opened a fertilizer plant. Strangely enough, they have not provided receipts.

What do we think? Is he really alive, or are they just desperately gambling for time?

Does the fertilizer weigh about 280lb and stink of Cheetos and cigarettes?

 

[Jump]

He is just ducking the WuFlu and hiding to troll the west.

 

[Stoneheart]

He is just ducking the WuFlu and hiding to troll the west.

maybe some video games released and he just couldnt be bothered to rule for a couple of weeks-

 

[millais]

This is the photo KCNA released to prove that he was there at the plant opening. He doesn't look to be in great health, but who does at that size?

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/182A2/production/_112087989_mediaitem112087988.jpg

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

This is the photo KCNA released to prove that he was there at the plant opening. He doesn't look to be in great health, but who does at that size?

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/182A2/production/_112087989_mediaitem112087988.jpg

The temperature today in Suncheon (where this fertilizer plant is supposed to be) was 76 degrees. Does he looked dressed for a warm spring day for a guy that fat?

The wuflu is still in full swing and he wasn’t able to attend the biggest annual event in NK two weeks ago (his grandfathers birthday) but shows to open a random cow shit factory in the country side. Seems totally legit. Especially releasing only one still photo after weeks of speculation.

I guess they are fully committing to the Weekend at Bernie’s routine. Must be a real shit show unfolding as to who get to be the new hermit overlord or if they think he will pull through. I don’t buy it, but also wouldn‘t put it past the Norks to put up a facade for weeks or months. They are going to have to produce new video footage with current news/events being discussed to quell suspicion. Sucks that unlike most dictators there’s no way they can find a body double for Un.

 

[millais]

Here's another photo purported to be from the same plant opening

Those are some really bloated T-rex forearms he's got there. He's probably like Boogie or those 600 Pound Life landwhales with bad circulation in the extremities and fluid buildup.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I hate to be a conspiratard, but part of me thinks that's not actually him. Does anyone know if he has any body doubles? It's probably just the fact that he's recovering from surgery, and most likely nearly dying, but something is off with his face in these pictures.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

New conspiracy theory anyone?

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

He definitely looks like he has aged a bit from previous photos, But that probably would not be so strange if he has undergone heavy medical treatment. He looks swollen (and i dont mean that he is fat, we allready knew that).

I think he is dead, these pictures were probably taken before going under the knife with visible symptoms of early or pre-surgery treatment or something.

 

[unfer]

Good lord, he looks like he's been sucking cock

 

[Super-Chevy454]

New conspiracy theory anyone?

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Coming soon, Weekend at King-Jong Un.

 

[Stoneheart]

I hate to be a conspiratard, but part of me thinks that's not actually him. Does anyone know he has any body doubles? It's probably just the fact that he's recovering from surgery, and most likely nearly dying, but something is off with his face in these pictures.

they dont have enough food for body doubles....

 

[Save the Loli]

they dont have enough food for body doubles....

Find any North Korean peasant, tell him he'll never have to worry about food again, and have that weirdo in the inner circle who keeps getting caught looking at foreign BBW porn (i.e. the excuse for why he's meeting the business end of an AA gun next purge) ensure he's fed on an endless diet of rice and lard until he's the proper size as Fatboy Kim.

 

[Radical Cadre]

So his sister is going to have more free time, eh?

This is all going swimmingly.

 

[theshep]

So his sister is going to have more free time, eh?

This is all going swimmingly.

Where is Han-Sol?

That's what I want to know.