Rumors suggest Kim Jong Un has died - Kim-Yo Jong poised to become first female dictator of North Korea

millais

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FatalTater

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Towards the end of today's news conference Trump was asked about Kim Jong Un. His responses were interesting. Seems he knows how NK's leader is doing, but isn't going to say.
 

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I would totally read a comic about Kim Yo Jong being a ditzy airhead, who wants to turn North Korea into a prosperous, open and free nation, so she can watch western TV with her friends, while a disapproving Ghost of Kim Jong Un hangs out in the background.

Alternatively, I'd read a comic featuring Kim Jong Un, who went missing after a boating accident, was swept ashore on Japan's coast with amnesia and tries to make a living doing odd jobs.
 

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Alternatively, I'd read a comic featuring Kim Jong Un, who went missing after a boating accident, was swept ashore on Japan's coast with amnesia and tries to make a living doing odd jobs.
Does a Robert maxwell off the yacht, harpooned by a passing Japanese whaler and hauled in alive. Hilarious japes ensue as our chubby hero tries to make his way back to the fatherland and convince his Japanese whaler buddies he really is the son of the Sun.
Like a cross between the Bourne identify and reggie Perrin. Beautiful
 

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Towards the end of today's news conference Trump was asked about Kim Jong Un. His responses were interesting. Seems he knows how NK's leader is doing, but isn't going to say.

That was interesting. As was an earlier comment he made regarding KJU and his sister. There was a lot said in what Trump was choosing not to say. And it says that something bad has happened to Fat Boy. And Trump and others are engaged in some polite diplomacy on the subject. Earlier comments could be seen as reaching out to the sister. There is some interesting history there. She is the only member of Kim's family to have visited South Korea and met with the South Korean President. She was largely raised and educated in Switzerland. Trump and South Korea may be choosing a bit of flattery and to not deliberately destabilize North Korea at this time, in the hope of a better relationship with whoever comes next.

Maybe but this is also what Trump would say if he actually had no idea.

Actually no. Trump is for all his flaws, fairly forth right about such things. If he had no idea regarding North Korea he would just say "I have no idea" or "we have no knowledge of that". Instead he basically said "I can't talk about that". and "Yeah we know what the deal is, but its best we don't discuss it now." The way he phrased it makes me think KJU is in some sort of health crisis, but may not be dead yet.
 

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I would totally read a comic about Kim Yo Jong being a ditzy airhead, who wants to turn North Korea into a prosperous, open and free nation, so she can watch western TV with her friends, while a disapproving Ghost of Kim Jong Un hangs out in the background.
This, but it's Kim Il Sung, she can see and talk to him, and he tries to advise her. Hilarious shenanigans ensue.

Maybe all three of them could be there. After all, they are god-emperors.
 
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