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Thread Index by @GloriousScarf / Court Documents 2015-2017 / Court Documents vs. Taylor 2018 / The Genesis of Russell Greer / Greer Lolsuit Bingo by @Viridian
Too much reading in this OP? Here are Russell's greatest hits / Youtube highlights of Russell's book are here / Nick Rekieta's Russell Read-Along
September 2021: Russell's civil lawsuit against Kiwi Farms is dismissed with prejudice.
September 28th, 2021: He's filed a NOT-appeal to explain to the judge why she's bad at law.
13/1/2018: DO NOT CONTACT RUSSELL. This is a forum rule. Do not try to "help" him. Russell is prolific without any external prompting. This is what makes him entertaining.
This guy came to my attention after an extremely cringey Facebook conversation between him and the object of his true affection, a random stripper, got posted to /r/niceguys. Reddit is full of weenies who won't post real names, but this is Kiwi Farms, and this guy is endless lolcontent. Russell is an ex-Mormon loveshy/litigiouscow with a visible congenital disability (Moebius Syndrome) which causes partial facial paralysis. This means that Russell cannot move his eyes side to side, close his lips, eat or drink normally, or speak clearly. He believes that this entitles him to pester hookers and tard hard all over Facebook. He attempted to open his own brothel after, he claims, a Vegas hooker stole $4000 from him. Pimpin' is obviously illegal in Utah, but that's totally mean because Russell gotta get his fuck on, so he tried to file a lawsuit against the Governor of Utah:
Happily for the working women of SLC, Russell's attempt to bring honest Libertarian values to the whores of Utah got dismissed in May 2018 (archive of article). His dreams of running a budget cathouse may have been crushed, but Russell never runs out of targets for his sharp paralegal acumen. He sure knows how to pick 'em:In his 37-page complaint, Greer, representing himself, argues that Utah's laws are hypocritical. On one hand, they sanction sexually oriented businesses such as escort agencies and novelty sex toy and lingerie stores, while banning others such as brothels.
His motive for the lawsuit, he says, is to bring attention to his problems, not himself. "There are those who are unable to find partners their entire lives due to things beyond their control, and therefore live in loneliness and never experience intimacy," he wrote in his complaint. "[He] felt that paying for intimacy would help him feel loved and help him cope with his disability and his depression after counseling and medicine proved to not be effective."
Russell vs. Taylor Swift
Russell became newsworthy in 2016 for attempting to sue Taylor Swift for not using a song he wrote just for her.
Instead she had the judge dismiss it, an act of bigotry graciously caught on camera by local news... What a heartless bitch sigh. There's only one mature way to respond to that kind of disrespect:In a now deleted video the plaintiff said in the caption: 'Taylor, I sue you to show you I care,’ and so that she will be forced to come to Salt Lake City and ‘com[e] to dinner with me.'
Dumped by TSwift's attorneys, he moved on. Until August of 2017, when, spurned by Miss Ariana Grande's agent's lawyer Greg Skordas, he decided he was writing a scathing tell-all book, featuring illustrations by an Indonesian gig artist. To nobody's surprise, the book is shitty.
Russell resumed e-stalking Taylor in 2018, around the time his brothel lawsuit got shit on by actual lawyers, and filed a "$100 million dollar lawsuit" against her for not placing disclaimers and causing his feelings to hurt. Unfortunately, you cannot sue someone without telling them you are suing them in an official legal fashion. This was a real barrier for Russell. While he dropped his legal docs in September 2018, he just couldn't figure out how to properly serve Taylor, sending service docs to several UPS stores instead. Alas, in February 2019 his $100 million dollar lawsuit was struck down by the judge for failure to serve. It's likely that Taylor Swift has no idea this suit ever happened.
Russell vs. Ariana Grande
As a devoted pophead, Russell attended an Ariana Grande concert with flowers in tow, in a poorly-thought-out effort to woo a different popstar and totally stick it to Taylor. While Ari graciously took a photo with him, she wouldn't take his flowers, which hurt Russell's feelings... and by now, you know what that means: it's pro se litigatin' time! On August 2nd, 2017, Russell had a court date in SLC thanks to his poorly-filed lawsuit against Ariana Grande's agent alleging damages due to emotional distress. Representing Ms. Grande's agent Scooter Braun was Greg Skordas, an experienced, professional lawyer. Representing Russell Greer was... himself. Would Russell get that court-enforced date with Ariana? ALAS! No. Russell got smacked with the short dick of small-claims court (click for a full transcript courtesy of legendary Kiwi agent @sharshorita, Semper Fi). Check out video of Russ outside of the courtroom being a weirdo. Russell decided that Ariana Grande was sour grapes anyway and returned to his lovequest for Best Waifu Taylor Swift. Russell was ordered to pay Skordas's fees for this case and did so.
He Filed How Many Lawsuits?
At this point in time, the lucky number is 7.
Fag Smut said:B. Perhaps this is a good time to recount:
1. Hooker who refused to suck Russ him his penis after Russ ran out the clock at Olive Garden. (Result: Russ lost; hooker awarded restraining order against Russ; Russ’ revised history: “Dennis Hof screwed me by failing to testify on my behalf” (NB: Hof’s testimony wouldn’t have mattered — Russ contracted for 3 hours of the hooker’s time and he foolishly used all 3 taking her to dinner))
2. Farrah Abraham who refused to suck Russ him his penis after she liked one of Russ’ tweets (Result: Russ dropped his claim immediately after Farrah filed a countersuit; Russ’ revised history: “Farrah the weirdo begged me to drop my suit”)
3. Taylor Swift round 1 (Result: dismissed for lack of jurisdiction; Russ’ revised history: “fake bias (sp) judge wouldn’t let me present my solid case!” (NB: the court had no jurisdiction to hear Russ’ case and regardless it allowed Russ to proceed so it can explain to him why a pop starlet failing to suck you your penis after you give them a gift is not a justiciable issue upon which a court of law may grant relief))
4. Ariana Grande who refused to suck Russ him his penis after he dressed in a smelly, ill-fitting suit and gave her a single Walmart rose (Result: dismissed for failure to state a claim, judgment for attorney’s fees awarded to Grande because suit was in bad faith; Russ’ revised history: “fake bias (sp) judge wouldn’t let me present my solid case!” (NB: Russ failed to state a claim and the court allowed him to verbally amend his claim at trial - virtually unheard of leeway - and he still couldn’t state a claim; to this day Russ doesn’t know what a claim is))
5. The entire government of Utah for failing to build a brothel for Russ’ exclusive enjoyment (Result: dismissed because it’s fucking Utah)
6. Taylor Swift round 2 (Assured Result: dismissed for failure to state claim upon which a court may grant relief)
Russell vs. The Fairer Sex
In his spare time, Russell creeps on C-list attractive ladies such as Farrah Abraham and Instagram models. He seems to have a weird modus operandi of hiring Internet dudes to write shitty songs for his popstar targets like Katy Perry or Heidi Klum, and then sending them the songs and getting pissy when their agent sends it to the recycling bin. Let this post from @Zombiefaceddwarf demonstrate:
His original pitch to Farrah Abraham from September 2014 which he posted on her Twitter feed;
When she foolishly 'liked' that, he made her this;
And when she foolishly refused to go on the date with him he threatened to sue her for disability discrimination.
However his vendetta against Farrah was briefly interrupted in December 2014 when he planned to go on America's Got Talent and win with the following act (he was to narrate the PowerPoint presentation whilst sat at a piano before breaking out into a dance);
Unfortunately he never made it past the first audition, so he tried to sue the production company for disability discrimination.
He then briefly turned his attention back to Farrah, before dropping his lawsuit a few days before it was meant to be heard in court, stating he had more important things to concern himself with, like making this pitch to Heidi Klum (he has the voice of an angel, or is that an angle grinder...);
Needless to say she didn't respond, so he threatened to sue her for disability discrimination.
That was before he got distracted by his next victim, I mean, celebrity crush... Taylor Swift. Which started with him trying to raise some money via crowd funding campaigns to properly produce a song for her;
But when those campaigns failed to raise any money (you jerks!) he had to go back to saving up his allowance to pay for the song production himself.
Eventually he saved up enough money to have his song produced, which he sent to Taylor with the following video (excellent impression of Beaker from the Muppet Show here...)
And when Taylor still refused to pay him any attention, he of course threatened to sue her for disability discrimination.
Meanwhile, while all of the above was going on, he was still campaigning trying to raise money to hire a lawyer to handle his suit to legalise brothels in his home town of Utah;
And still producing video slideshows asking various none celeb girls from his gym out on dates;
and shaming them / threatening to sue them when they didn't respond.
And on top of all of that composing and campaigning and wooing and suing, he still found time to dance...
According to a comment on a news article, Russell did some seriously creepy shit in high school, for which he spent some time in county jail:
Please note that while court records exist of the arrest itself, the gun part remains as rumor. Russell notably Instagram bullied a girl who later killed herself and then tried to raise awareness in her memory.
In 2020 he was summoned to court and found guilty of criminal electronic harassment after making repeated unwanted contact with a young woman named Erika who made it clear she was not interested. In response, Russell denigrated her, denigrated her boyfriend Chad, and threatened to kill himself. Note that info on the sentencing was obtained from a live Zoom court call and was not recorded, since judges don't like that and Kiwis abide the law.
In 2021, Russell's attempt to create a PAC representing sex workers as a way to lure one into talking to him went horribly wrong when it attracted the attention of actual whores, who had a lot to say about Rusty.
Russell's preferred method of "wooing" is to message random hot girls on Instagram and try to pay them to pay attention to him. That's literal: see here for an example, hence the thread meme "Venmo (x) a dollar". His deeply transactional understanding of human relationships is an untapped well of psychological drama.
Russell vs. The Internet
Russell never stops posting, which means that Redditors and his many haters have collected a lot of this guy's weird shit. Such as this post containing a helpful tip about discrimination. Or his 2 1/2 star self-published e-Book Why I'm Making It Legal for Your 18 Year Old Daughter to Get In Bed with a Complete Stranger for Only 500 Bucks: A Short Essay from a Pro Se Litigant who is Challenging the Utah Brothel Bans. Reviews are in and they're, uh,
Amazon hero said:
Except you can't serve people over Facebook and laughing is legal. KF gets a cameo in his "Why I Sued Taylor Swift" as Kiwi Orchards, the off-brand clone, because Russell isn't a real paralegal and doesn't understand fair use. His 2018 request for default judgement against Taylor Swift thoughtfully included Null an accessory to her evil plans, plans he alleges happened before this thread was created.
In early 2018, Russell was cruelly deceived by trolls who posed as Katy Perry's agent. They tricked him into sending a very regrettable almost-nude. Russell briefly lovequested for Katy and wrote her a terrible song, linked below, but his passion seems to have died down just when her feud with Taylor did.
Russell has been on the Internet for a LONG time - at 15, he was using his real name to offer helpful tech tips.
Russell vs. Kiwi Farms
In September 2020, Russell had had enough of this thread. He sued Kiwi Farms and Null personally for $5.3 million dollars, and took deep offense to a Photoshop of him without hair. His primary claim was copyright infringement due to a link to his book being included in this OP, a claim which could be defeated by observing that the material is hosted on Google Drive and DMCA's must be directed there first. He was taken back when Null engaged the legal services of Russell's arch-nemesis: actual lawyer Greg Skordas, whose junior associates immediately filed a motion to dismiss. In May 2021, Russell filed an opposition to Null's motion to dismiss, requesting "oral arguments" (i.e. to complain to the judge in person about how Josh is mean and should lose the case). Russell also filed two added memorandums, essentially Dear Judge letters, which may be the seethe-iest, cope-iest legal filings ever known to man (additional links pending). In September 2021, Judge Campbell ruled that while Kiwi Farmers may say "vile" things, Russell did not prove any elements of his claims and is bad at suing people- dismissing his case with prejudice.
Russell vs. Reality
Russell Godfrey Greer is from Evanston, Wyoming, and went to Evanston High School. He was born March 7, 1991 along with a healthy twin sister. Russell, but not his twin, was given up for adoption and adopted by Scott and Debra Greer, who still live in Evanston. Russell has met his birth mother & sister but the relationship is not good. His birth sister lives and works in LA, which might inspire Russell's obsession with celebrity. His birth name can be found here and he's used it as an alias in the past to like his own Facebook comments.
Russell spent most of his young adulthood in Salt Lake City, Utah. In early 2021 he moved to Las Vegas, Nevada, where he's a much shorter bus ride away from paid lady companionship and bad habits. He graduated from LDS Business College in Salt Lake City with an Associated of Applied Science in Paralegal Studies. He is 30 as of March 2021 and worked in the mailroom of an unspecified business before being fired because of discrimination, probably. He worked for the Man at Wal-Mart until July 2018, when he was fired for leaving work early without permission. Please do not release his workplace locations without contacting OP or a mod as we have confidential Kiwi informants to protect. Thank you.
Russell is a good ex-Mormon boy and still doesn't drink coffee. He goes to Starbucks and orders hot cocoas. Yes. Oh, and now he drinks this?
Russell graduated with an Associates Paralegal degree in 2015, after 5 years of college. He did at one point work for the Utah Attorney General's Office. He uses his 2 months of paralegal work experience to bring the firm arm of the law down on 10's that won't date him. It's just like dueling. He was banned from Lyft for being creepy as fuck, but don't worry, he beat the system.
Because Russell is a litigious little dude, he often self-doxes, as an address is required to file legal paperwork. His current dox is usually available by reading his court cases. He has most recently learned from his past mistakes and filed using a P.O. Box. Way to go, buddy!
903 E Cobblegate Drive
Facebook: Greer Russell (archive) (archive 2) - note: frequently goes dark
E-mails: firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com, likely other burners
Mormon.org bio: Russell Greer (archive)
Shitty Youtube: MrLDSpianoman (archive)
Instagram: changes handles every month or so. April 2019: @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer. March 2019: @officialinstaofrussellgreer. January 2019: @russellgreerofficialinsta, December 2018: @theofficialrussellgreerinsta, October 2018: @youhavenolifeifyoupostthis, August 2018: @greerr12131415, April 2018: @mr.brightside623799. Previously used @ilovebeingme26666, @russellgreer1303, @coolunderestimateddude91,@rocknrolla996, @pianostud199125 (archive), @russman91, @russgreer25, @wdustin251, @paradiselost912, @milehighneon, @dudeunderestimatedcool62, @brightside623799, @coolguywithoddviews26
Twitter: @SuperRockerMan8, previously @LBoy1926
Twitter for his imaginary brothel, "Mile High Neon": @MileHighNeon
Quora: Russell Greer (archive)
Thank you, CatParty and CasualSeppuku:
Soundcloud: russellgreer25 (archive)
LinkedIn: Russell Greer
Change.org petition begging Taylor Swift to record his song: right here (archive)
Russell was the subject of a Medium article focused on his stalking. Way to go, slugger! (archive)
Scrib portfolio/resume: here (screenshots here)
**Russell often uses alternate aliases on Facebook/elsewhere to evade "trolls". He uses alt accounts "Brett G Ross" and "James Berg" to like his own posts. He's also used the aliases "Redmond Ross", "Feldhendler R Leon", and "Karlie Miller". He may have sockpuppeted as a chick called "Carlita".
Russell's book, "Why I Sued Taylor Swift: and How I Became Accurately Known as Frivolous, Litigious and Crazy": Drive / Megaupload
RUSSELL'S POOR DECISIONS HALL OF FAME
Friendship break-up with Soren / That strip club was RESEARCH / Tinder sucks / Russell knows why people hate him / Russell gets evicted because of a kind gesture / Russell's coworkers love his music / Dennis Hof is his bestest friend! / Russell yells at neighbourhood kids / Russell plans to spam celebrities with his Taylor Swift e-book / Russell went on a "date"... with a hooker, like some of us called. / Russell wants to punch a song in the face. / This is how Russell's instagram wooing usually goes.../ Russell rants incoherently about TSwizzle. / An IRL contact of Russell schools him with a righteous beatdown, to KF approval. / Russell is SO MAD at Kiwi Orchards / Continually SO MAD at Kiwi Orchards / Russell cries on video because trolled / Russell competes in the oppression olympics / Russell finds Null's dox / Russell's REAL mad at KiwiFarms, doesn't understand copyright law / Russell vs. people from the real world / Russell's planning another Taylor Swift lawsuit but he STILL hasn't actually filed it / Russell's budget is cheap hookers only / The US government b&s Backpages + Russell's brain, where one-night stands are exactly like hooking / Russell walks out on his Wal-Mart job and gets fired, UNFAIR / Better times, before Taylor Swift stabbed him in the heart / Russell renamed the instagram account he uses to hit on blonde Midwestern cheerleaders to imply that we have no life how DARE he /Russell proves that he lurks this thread and ignores good advice / Russell leaves a video for Erika, whose mistake was being nice to him and not sucking his peen
Russell vs. Our Eyeballs
Russell's hot Valentine's date outfit / Russell with Dennis Hof, chief pimp of the Bunny Ranch / Russell's Mormon days / Russell as a li'l one (CURSED IMAGE) / Russell's sexy mofo face