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Cultcow Russell Greer / @mr.brightside623799 / @lboy1926 / @greerr12131415Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest

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  1. Seems like overkill but I guess that's what you get for the high crime of socking... badly.

    Also fat, would not sex with, etc etc.
     
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  2. I remember her writing bizarre sex stuff about Russ and making farfetched assumptions and comments. I noticed bloody valentine being a pussy, something about Russ being too much to handle, yet they came right back. Lame. Idgaf enough to look into her life further.
     
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  3. Russ isn’t even a 10 in binary.
     
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  4. That's some My Immortal: Dindu Edition tier shit there.
     
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  5. I knew it! Hexenbiest always came across as... something.

    Something which I could quite put my finger on. I noticed a peculiarity in their postings, it seemed almost like a manic episode. Now it makes sense.

    And thanks to you @yawning sneasel I now know that they're all pink inside. I seriously never knew that. Thanks.
     
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  6. Warning: This reply contains nightmare fuel

    Far as we know, no one mentioned the positions that were used with Russell Greer aside from your standard blowjob position(on knees in front) so there's a good chance he's getting sex in the cowgirl position instead of missionary. Doesn't make it that much better but it saves the girls the humiliation and sheer terror of having Russell panting on top of them, with his glassed over dead eyes staring into their soul, that horrific maw gaped wide open while copious amounts of drool (and possibly bits of food) rain down upon their face and body while he REEEE's for a full minute before climaxing. He doesn't seem like the kind guy who has the physical strength to actually thrust into another human being via missionary or even in the cowgirl positions, plus I seem to recall the few people who have actually interacted with Russell in real life saying he isn't exactly strong. That he lacks upper body strength and such, which could be due to his piss poor dietary habits or a result of his paralysis. If he was to actually try missionary during sex he couldn't keep himself propped up long and instead would be essentially flopping on top of his unfortunate partner like a clumsy seal or sea lion, except the latter two creatures look adorable whilst flopping around and Russell does not. So my money's on him getting the cowgirl position, normally I'd say he probably gets reverse cowgirl but I'm sure if that was suggested he'd start REEEEing about it being discrimination for the girl to not look eyes with him during sex. But I wouldn't necessarily put it past him to want sex in the doggystyle position either, if only because he'd probably see it as "conquering" or riding the girl or something like that. I'm probably reading way too deep into this.

    Now that this is all said and done, I'm going to go cry in bed while hugging the pink and white pony plushy my boyfriend got me as a present. I can hear "The Sound of Silence" and "The Crying Game" both playing in my head right now T_T
     
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  7. Had no idea bloodyvalentine was her, but I was pretty sure the first two were. Same actual age, actual birthday, actual location posted on the profile. Damn, everyone knows those are for joke answers.

    Or was I really was born on 4/20 in the glorious dictatorship of Euroslavia?
     
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  8. I appreciate the warning, I guess, but still: why?

    Edit: I see that was one of the beast's little tidbits. And now I do remember that there was a time when posters were really getting into questions about what sexual positions Russ used. People who are here just for this thread are... weird.
     
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  9. This thread has produced some of the funniest moments and best quotes on the farms. I suppose it's only fair it also birthed cringeworthy shit like Russim and that disturbing sexual Russfic too.

    Sometimes you've just gotta take the good with the autistic.
     
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  10. That may have been the best, but was far from the only massive weirdness from @Hexenbiest1995.
     
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  11. Huh, I had a weird suspicion that Crowley's Cambion95 might have been Hex, as the account appeared shortly after @Hexenbiest1995 went bye-bye and seemed to be very familiar with Russ already, slipping right into the conversations. I don't recall any really bad posts or drama with @Crowley'sCambion95 so thought either I was wrong about it being Hex (I even put a fishing comment on the Hexenbiest1995 profile to see if I could find anything) or it was a second chance kind of thing.

    @yawning sneasel , What did she do other then retardedly deny some obvious socking? Of course, socking once banned is bad enough let alone twice, but curious what led to the first two account bans.
     
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  12. Halal?

     
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  13. too boring for halal

    That's all.
     
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  14. https://archive.is/oxjGY
    Didn't know if this was made before or after the reveal, but it's funny she didn't even try to hide the fact about being a sock
     
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  15. Really? So if she had given a reason for changing accounts she wouldn't have been exposed?
     
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  16. Thats the short of it. But also, she socked yet again.

    I am going to go ahead and remove that post. The content itself is off-topic and frankly she's not all that interesting. She has also reached out and assured me that she will not be back.

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  17. They are all the same aren't they, complete with "beware the internet poolece"

    what a nigger.

    EDIT: Also not spreading your identity all over the net and leaving it contained to one site and closing off all the vectors is actually really not hard. I have a feeling as of what was the leak in her case. Not gonna spell it out for potential cows though, this shit is way too funny.
     
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  18. I wish I could hate you to death. Or at least give you mild indigestion.

    [​IMG]
     
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  19. Jesus, I go to sleep and miss a bunch of fruits and nuts from a new tree.

    And am instead rewarded with a nightmare about Russell turning up at my job and slurping at everyone before throwing a shitfit.

    I hope Rekieta does the reading of Russell's book that he promised us.
     
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  20. That's not a search result, it's just the card that shows up when Google thinks it knows something about what you're searching for. If you're on a desktop computer, it shows up to the right of the actual search results.
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    When I click on "See results about Russell Greer (Author)", then it shows the more expanded card that you saw, and it appears to hide the ED link:
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    In fact, the Encyclopedia Dramatica link doesn't even show up in the first page of results anymore. Other than that, the search results look pretty much the same; everything's just moved up by 1 position in the search results.
     
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