Cultcow Russell Greer / @officialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

lamp shade

DON’T GET I YOU, TAYLOR SWIFT
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I also wonder if he’ll ever write an I “Hate You Kiwi Farms” song? Please, let it be so...
Nah, there’s no chance it would ever get him poon, so he won’t put two years in for us. I mean, neither TSwift song will get him any poon either, but he still thinks she will fall at his feet when his song totally takes off. In his lumpy head it’s totally going to work.
 

PolexiaAphrodisia

Life just kills me. Do you have any pot?
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"Jobless" may be more complicated. He does always seem to have a job. But he's unable to get what, in his mind, is a "real" job--that of a paralegal, due to our "slander." And he tends to bounce from one menial job to another (none of which really count because they're not paralegal gigs), and he keeps losing those due to incompetence, acting from his feelings of entitlement and exemption (as God's Favorite Idiot, it's totally okay for him to leave a mess after lunch, or take off early), and creeping on attractive female co-workers.
I don't remember if Rackets covered this on his stream; I know he asked his guest about Googling Russell prior to hiring him, but I don't remember if he specifically asked what did his resume look like? Job-hopping like he does certainly doesn't look good to hiring managers, nor does a pattern of being fired. He must have no references at all.

Is janitorial work really so loosey-goosey that such things are completely passed over? Not even one iota of consideration for work ethic, word of prior supervisors, or longevity?

And if he left some jobs off his resume that fired him for particularly egregious behavior, such as following women into the ladies' room or trying to use their resources to stalk a pop star, how would he account for said gaps in employment? Does he just say that he's been on a Mormon mission this whole time?
 

Banh Xeo

Người chiến thắng, người chiến thắng, bữa tối gà
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I wonder if journalists have to sift through waves of shitty press releases from people like Russel on a daily basis.
 

Disgruntled Pupper

True & Honest Fan
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So, is this that brilliant marketing strategy he mentioned? Write your own shitty article and tag news stations? Goddamn, this flop might be the best one yet.

ETA: “Bring to light his plight”
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What are you talking about, this press release/article was written by Russ himself so it's perfect! And since the average person is as stupid and lazy as Russ is, why wouldn't some smuck at news 13 just copy and paste this brilliant piece, slap their name on it, and send it to the printers without any of their own investigation or input? Russ did all the work for them, and he finally gets to see his plights accurately reported, because he wrote the report! If you would just stop being a shitty troll, you would see how beautifully simple this all is.
 

Midlife Sperglord

Sperging over console gaming.
Birthday
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So, is this that brilliant marketing strategy he mentioned? Write your own shitty article and tag news stations? Goddamn, this flop might be the best one yet.

ETA: “Bring to light his plight”
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That press release makes CNN look honest in comparison. That is no small feat. See, he can do something impressively well.
 

GloriousScarf

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“This track was a blast to be apart of,” said Robby Johnson, an independent artist who has been apart of international projects and was the featured artist on Greer’s song. “Robby Johnson” is the man’s pseudonym. Greer’s producer also wished to remain anonymous because internet trolls

Oh man, I needed that laugh on Monday morning. Good for them though for not putting their names out there in relation to this.
 

Blue Jerkop

True & Honest Fan
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I tried to find the post he made about being pissed off kids with cancer got to meet TS and he didn’t. It was around Christmas 2016. I’ll look for them tomorrow.

In the meantime, I found this one. Totally forgot about it.

Guys, after his tested and true theory left him with no doubt, HE chose Taylor.

Because that’s how it works.
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I think my favorite part about that isn't the implication that he could have had anyone he wanted; it's that he is so deluded that he apparently forgot about thirsting after Ariana Grande so hard that she had to have based Skordas slap him and his exceptional 'representations' arguments down in court.
 

Zombiefaceddwarf

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I think my favorite part about that isn't the implication that he could have had anyone he wanted; it's that he is so deluded that he apparently forgot about thirsting after Ariana Grande so hard that she had to have based Skordas slap him and his exceptional 'representations' arguments down in court.
That post came before he targeted Arianna, so way before the court case. As you see, Julianne Hough was the next intended victim on his list, but Russ got salty with Julianne when it was announced she was getting married. Hence Arianna.
 

DrJonesHat

A dashing and sophisticated young man
True & Honest Fan
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Russ, if Taylor's family saying they found your behavior "invasive and troubling" is slander, then so is you calling us mentally ill trolls. Both are opinions. Opinions can't be slander. Now, if TS said you broke into her house and cornered her in a bathroom and tried to explain why she's obligated to have sex with you and you didn't do those things, that would be slander.
 

cogsworth

Satan made me Racist
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I love how he thinks it’s the fact that women are married that stops him having a chance with them. Remember Kylie Jenner? As soon as she became pregnant he was like ‘well that’s me, not got a chance now’ as opposed to before when he had every chance of getting in her pants.
When I first heard his Kylie Jenner song I though it was a comedy song. It sounds like something Lil' DIcky or Lonely Island would put out, everything from the subject matter to the narrative to the actual lyrics. "I've been rejected by agents for 5 years", "I'd like to date Kylie Jenner" and "I just want to get into The Biz" sounds EXACTLY like something Lil' Dicky would write in a song about wanting to be famous and do lines shag nines with minimum effort.
 

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