Cultcow Russell Greer / @officialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

AnOminous

do you see what happens
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If there is an NDA, Russ will ignore it, like he ignored Ariana’s cease and desist post-book, so hopefully they have enough to back it up if this backfires on them.
He'll find some venue to write a shitty one star Yelp review or whatever the moment it completely flops, is only listened to by people to laugh at the gimp again, and he realizes it won't cause anyone to suck him his penis.
 
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slackjawjoe

"Sure my face is paralyzed, but my fists aren't!"
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I thinks it's hilarious that he has spent years claiming he was just making the song as a nice gift for Taylor, no strings attached, and got triggered anytime anyone suggested he wanted something more and yet he only fucking goes and admits his true intentions in this pile of shit excuse for a song!


"So that's why I thought you'd be inspired by my song
And that you'd be open to helping me along
But I guess I got you wrong "

Should be;
"So that's why I thought you'd be inspired by my song
and that you'd be forced to suck me my dong
I'm sorry it's not very long"
 

AnOminous

do you see what happens
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I thinks it's hilarious that he has spent years claiming he was just making the song as a nice gift for Taylor, no strings attached, and got triggered anytime anyone suggested he wanted something more and yet he only fucking goes and admits his true intentions in this pile of shit excuse for a song!


"So that's why I thought you'd be inspired by my song
And that you'd be open to helping me along
But I guess I got you wrong "
Another self-own by fuckface. He now admits he was lying about that. He was also lying to the court when he made that claim in his frivolous lawsuit.
 

Midlife Sperglord

Sperging over console gaming.
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Then I guess we better fucking do it.

Fortunately for us, Greer rhymes with lots of words, inc. queer, beer, sneer, and leer. We're almost done already.
Russel really loves to leer
But he is secretly a queer
Fill his belly full of beer
Then he will offer you his rear

That’s the best rhyme I could come up with using words that rhyme with “sneer”. At least that could explain why he’s anti-alcohol.
 

AnOminous

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Russel really loves to leer
But he is secretly a queer
Fill his belly full of beer
Then he will offer you his rear

That’s the best rhyme I could come up with using words that rhyme with “sneer”. At least that could explain why he’s anti-alcohol.
Fear.
Gear.
Hear.
Mere.
Near.
Peer.
Sear.
Tear.
Veer.
Year.

He is too much of a pussy to drink beer.
 

Littleblackchyld

is rolling her eyes at certain folks
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Saggy panted thugs have me in fear / I can’t have them near / Gotta get myself in gear / but can’t have a beer
Oh, it’s Monday night / And nothing’s right / I don’t have a light / No one sees my plight
I’m in the right / With the Court’s might / I’ll make them all see the light
All my peers / will finally see my tears / from over the years
Finally, they’ll veer / to me, Greer
 
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AnOminous

do you see what happens
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Russel really loves to leer
He made the hit song of the year
Once the music hits your ear
It will transform you to a queer
Then Taylor Smith will show no fear
Ripping apart Russ’s veneer
The world will look inside and peer
At his brain which has no gear
Doesn't even have "Greer" though.
 

Midlife Sperglord

Sperging over console gaming.
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Doesn't even have "Greer" though.
Ok, eight more lines. I have a bug and no dignity currently.

His skull is completely clear
Of ability to steer
His penis into the rear
Of a whore who loves to sneer
Nobody will shed a tear
Of the plights he speaks of here
So we all want him to hear
We don’t get you, Russel Greer
 

TheGreatCitracett

Cities on Flame with Autismo
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I'm a bit of a musician/singer/parodist myself, and for a while I've been kicking around grabbing a karaoke backing track and doing a Russ version of "Shake It Off" called "(She wouldn't) Suck Me Off" about the whole ongoing Taylor thing just for fun.

But now, I'm tempted to fire up PowerPoint and slap together a slideshow video for this new song featuring all the nasty things he's said about Taylor, her mom, cancer kids, etc.

Also I've been thinking of trying to find a way to grab the songs from soundcloud somehow and make lyric videos for them, or maybe a long track with all the songs, sort of like an album so people can hear them all in one place.

I'll have to dig up the best quotes when I get some free time.
 

cogsworth

Satan made me Racist
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Aight, lemme see what I can do for y'all.

"You Won't Get Her" By Tailor Swifly

Sitting in the amtrack bus
and making such an awful fuss
a man i have lately come to know
His face is slack as if in death
and i smell his fetid, rotten breath
as he leans across the seat into my row

"Mish, can you shpare the time"
he slurs and spits and drips with grime
I frown and slump down deeper in my seat
"My name ish Russh, please could you
help with what i's goin through"
and I sigh and raise my hands up in defeat

Said "sir i'm not sure i can help"
and i jump and loose a mighty yelp
as on my thigh his fingers start to scrape
"i'm shorry to have bothered you
but talk is all i wanna do"
he says as i look for any escape

[Russell listen to me now
it's time for you to take a bow
your 15 minutes came and then they went
I know just what you've got in mind
and I'm only saying it one time
Russ, You'll Never Get Taylor Swift
You look like a melted doll
and smell like a bathroom stall
you reek of sweat, expired m'ilk and fear
it's hard to understand i know
but Taylor's not a glory hole
and you will never get her, Russell Greer]

with no way out, I just sit still
my face a mask of blankness till
he slobbers out his worn out pickup line
"Ish that a shirt for Taylor Shwift?"
and I sense an awful shift
as he turns from sad to angry on a dime

"She really hurt my feeling sho
I thought that you might like to know
She'sh nothin 'ut a low down dirty snake"
He turns redder'n a greyhounds cock
his body seems to fuckin' lock
and i kid you not he starts to whine and shake

I knew that he was faking it
but man i've never seen a fit
thrown by a grown man on a public bus
it put me into quite a state
and I cannot articulate
the horror that is riding next to Russ

[chorus]

eventually he stopped his shit
and I sat, flabbergasted
that he would try such a tasteless stunt
He stared me in the chest and said
"I'm shorry miss, the doctor shaid
my PTSD makes me shake and grunt"

"Shee, Taylor Shwift rejected me
shpat on my face and thatsh the tea
she'sh evil and she hates disabled men"
I sat there with my mouth agape
lookin' like a stunted ape
trying to absorb just what he meant

"I wrote her sush a lovely shong
a proshesh that wash two yearsh long
an' she didn't even shuck my heckin cock!
I took her to court lasht year
her lawyer really kicked my rear
the bias judge didnt even let me talk!"

just then the bus rolled to a stop
and out the seat I tried to hop
but Russ had latched his hands onto my gown
his face was pale and shined with sweat
and he gave me an empty threat
of court if I didn't sit back down

I shook him off and left the bus
and let me leave this note for Russ
girls do not respond to lawsuits well
I'll never ride the bus again
and i might even swear off men
because of Russ's wild ride from hell

[chorus x2]

(I have very little skill I'm mostly a poet)
 
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CWCissey

Charming Man
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Momma gave me up very quickly
I was born with a saggy face you see
She took my twin sister, and off she ran
And that's how my story, humbly began

Picked up by Mormons, I was promised a better life
Job, car, house, kids but especially a wife
Got no attention from the girlies in the tribe
Kill lists in the bog? I was that scribe

CHORUS
Suck me my dick, suck suck me my dick
Now come and listen to my plights.
Suck me my dick, suck suck me my dick
Else you're infringing on my rights

Got no time for young victims of terror
Security really made a Grande error
Discrimination claims and attention begs
Ignored because I still have my legs

CHORUS

BRIDGE
And this is where we are now
Called Taylor's mom a big fat cow
But one day she will be all mine
At the Mile High Neon I shall recline

CHORUS X2

Are ya proud of me mummeh?
 

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