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Cultcow Russell Greer / @russellgreerofficialinstaSwift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

Discussion in 'Lolcows' started by Cryin RN, May 1, 2017.

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  1. "So, what exactly is your talent?"

    *SLURP* "I paid a band to perform with me."

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  2. “I wrote this song, which they sang, played, produced, and are now trying to perform. Wait, what do you mean that makes them the contestants and not me? Discrimination!”
     
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  3. And it's still all for nothing, because Heidi Klum is engaged.

    The last AGT audition was an admitted attempt to get his foot in the door so he could "woo" her with a song.

    Once again he's doomed from the start.
     
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  4. What happened to: "This platform is not for me, I won't be posting on Facebook anymore..."

    My god, his desire for attention means he changes his mind daily just to get some ass pats.

    Russell, we are your only audience. And since we're your only audience, how is that blog going?
     
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  5. Trick question:
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    Kiwis know Russ is the TRUE piano man.
     
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  6. He does it every quarter to get some sympathy likes and "noo!"s without realizing not a single being on this planet would miss his existence
     
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  7. Heh, I bet I can guess who that one vote is, to go along with his self-like. Just go ahead and reply on the public's behalf as well Russ! You're halfway there already.
     
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  8. Man I’d love to see the video of that catastrophe.
     
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  9. Russ is pissed his man Billy Joel is losing hard.

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  10. It will be uploaded to YouTube just as soon as the AGT execs discriminate against him and don’t understand his plights. Just like the last one.
     
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  11. Who will Russ blame when he doesn't sell any songs - iTunes, Taylor Swift, the music production group, all of the above?
     
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  12. Late but Russell would be considered a "jack Mormon" someone who isn't a participating member of the church but still 100% believes in all of its teachings.
     
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  13. Bask in the lyrical genius...

    Of the man who said "suck me my penis."

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  14. Russ might do well in a World's Whitest Rapping contest.
     
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  15. Taylor it just ain't right,
    How dare you ignore my plight!

    I put in the absolute minimum effort,
    You owe me now, Taylor, you ungrateful heifer!
     
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  16. Face discrimination on a daily basis,
    Forget these otha niggas man they all got normal faces

    I may be disabled but I'm perfectably able,
    To play with Taylor's sexy feet underneath our table
     
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  17. On second thought, maybe he's just been eating Cheetos again...
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    Better give Chester a co-writing credit.
     
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  18. Then why did you give them a choice or dense clever boy?

    Russ is physically and literally incapable of seeing anyone's point of view. He imposes his thoughts and wants onto other people and can not understand why all women aren't fucktoys you can buy for money because that's what HE wants. For a man who stopped believing in God he certainly wants to be one
     
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